[Voiceover] It's the Marshmallow Show!
- Yay! Welcome back to the Marshmallow Show!
Today is a very exciting day
because I'm going to reveal a very very
big secret that I've been keeping
for a very very long time!
- You mean you're finally gonna tell us your gender?
- What are you talking about? No!
I'm gonna tell you all my middle name!
- Oh, well that's still prety cool, I guess.
- Wait! How can you have a middle name, Marshmallow?
You don't even have a last name.
- I don't know! Yay!
- You can totally have a middle name
even if you don't have a last name.
I have a middle name!
- You do?
- Yup.
- But... aw, forget it.
I've already thought about it too much.
My head hurts.
- Let's both say our middle names on three
- Great idea!
- Ready?
- One, two, three!
- Four!
- No, mushroom! You were supposed to say it on three!
- I did! My middle name is Fore!
- Huh? What kind of middle name is that?
- My father is a golfer!
- Ooh! It's time for our guest! Yay!
Not only does today's guest have a middle name
but she has the same initials as a very famous sandwich!
Everyone please welcome Brittani Louise Taylor!
Or as I prefer to call her: BLT!
- Hey guys! It's Brittani!
- Yay! Tell us something interesting
about yourself, Brittani!
- I am probably the tallest person you'll see
in a grocery store.
- Wow! Is it only the grocery store?
Or is it other places too?
- Pretty much everywhere.
Like the libarary. Probably the tallest person.
Most parties. Tallest person.
I'm six feet but still with like heels I'm like 6.4, so
- Wow! You're 6.4? Well I'm .1! (laughs)
- You're tiny
- That's true. But my heart is big!
- I just want to hold you.
- I was thinking the same exact thing!
I want to hold you! But I don't have hands.
What's having hands like, BLT?
- It's really cool! You can pick things up
and put on make up.
What's it like not having hands?
- Kind of sad.
- Aww. Do you want a hug?
- Yay! I thoguht you'd neve ask!
- I can't do it. You're not....
We're just not in the same room.
Feel that feeling of warmth that you feel
in love. That's me hugging you right now.
(audience sighs)
- You little armless marshmallow, you.
- Thanks Brittani! I feel like we're best friends!
- We are! Best Marshmallows forever!
Does that work?
BMFs! We're BMFS.
- Of course it works. We're BMFs, BLT.
Which reminds me of a great question I wanted to ask you.
What's your favorite ingredient in a BLT, BLT?
- Lettuce. I'm vegan so I don't do the bacon.
- Can you do an impression of a BLT?
- I'm lettuce and bacon. And here's the bread.
I don't know. I tried.
- Now brace yourself for a question barrage, BLT!
What does this inkblot look like to you?
- Cheese?
- Puppies? Or kittens?
- Puppies.
- You have three seconds to say every word
that rhymes with watermelon. Go!
- Spotermelon, Foddermelon
- You said them all! Yay!
Now, what's a word that doesn't exist
that you wish did exist?
- Splushious. It's like Spry and Luscious.
Lusciously spry.
Splushious.
- I love it already! Use it in a sentence.
- Hey there, Splushious.
- Smile contest! Go!
(upbeat music)
- I win! Yay!
- Yes!
- Now quick! Sing a song about me! Go!
- ♫ There once was a marshmallow who had a show
♫ And they had me as the guest.
♫ And our favorite word was yo.
♫ And we are the best of friends
- Wow! You really just came up with that
off the top of your head?
- That was actually really good.
- Maybe that should be our new theme song, Marshmallow.
- I agree with everything everyone is saying! Yay!
Now Brittani before we go
Do you have any questions for me?
- Where do baby marshmallows come from?
- Unicorns sneeze them out!
- I want a Unicorn now!
I want it to sneeze out baby marshmallows.
- I'm sure day that you'll get one, Brittani!
If you believe in yourself, anything is possible!
Now tell our audience where they can find more BLT
on the internet!
- YouTube.com/BrittaniLouiseTaylor. Yeah!
- Yay! Bye Brittani!
- World Peace and don't eat marshmallows.
- That was so much fun.
Let's have Brittani back some day
- Wait a second! Marshmallow, you never
said your middle name.
- Yeah, Joe is right! We counted to three!
I said mine! But you didn't say yours!
- Nuh uh! I did say mine!
- Nuh Uh! You said nothing at all!
- I bet Marshmallow is keeping it a secret because
it will give away Marshmallow's gender!
- I've said it before and I'll say it again right now!
- You didn't say anything!
- That's because my middle name is one letter long!
It's spelled "E"
- Then why didn't you say, "E"!
- Because the E is silent!
- Sigh!
(laughs)
- That's right!
- Freaking dance every time. I won't dance.
- Yay! Bye everybody! See ya next week! Yay!
Tell us an embarrassing story!
- I was in junior high and I was like there was a planter
and there was this boy I thought was so cute
and I was gonna be all impressive
and walk across the planter on the edge