I'M NOT SURE IF YOU SAW THE NEWS, BUT RECENTLY APPLE
ANNOUNCED SOME PRETTY BIG UPDATES FOR THE APPLE WATCH.
THEY'RE ADDING A FEATURE WHERE IF YOU FALL, IT CAN SENSE THAT,
AND IT CALLS YOUR EMERGENCY CONTACTS.
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WHERE DID YOU GET THEY'RE ALSO ADDING AN
ELECTROCARDIOGRAM FEATURE THAT CAN HELP DETECT HEART
CONDITIONS-- YOU KNOW, THEY'VE GONE FOR ALL THE STUFF YOUNG
PEOPLE REALLY GO NUTS FOR.
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FEATURES ARE VERY EXCITING, THERE ARE ALREADY SOME PRETTY
AMAZING HIDDEN FEATURES ON THE APPLE WATCH AND I THOUGHT I'D
SHARE SOME OF THEM WITH YOU NOW.
THEY'VE ADDED A SETTING WHERE YOU CAN PLAY SONGS, SIMPLY WITH
LIKE THE WAVE AND MOTION OF YOUR HANDS.
SO IF YOU'RE PLAYING WITH A BAND, YOU CAN COUNT IN USING THE
DRUMSTICK COUNT IN FEATURE.
LOOK AT THIS.
(DRUMSTICKS) ISN'T THAT AMAZING?
OR YOU CAN DO LIKE...
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TO PLAY ACTUAL DRUMS IS IN A SEPARATE MODE, WHICH I CONSIDER
TO BE A GLITCH, SO YOU HAVE TO GO, YOU HAVE TO GO...
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THEY'VE ALSO GOT THIS EXCITING ONE: THEY ALSO HAVE ADDED A
DISCO MODE, SO YOU JUST DO THIS...
DID YOU EVER HAVE THAT?
YOU JUST GO TO (
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THIS IS SAXOPHONE MODE-- (
IF YOU'RE EVER IN THE MOOD FOR SOME SAXUAL INTERCOURSE...
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JUST LIFT UP THE SAX.
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DAD.
I HAVE WAITED 32 YEARS TO LOOK YOU IN THE EYES, WHICH IS WHAT
YOU USED TO SAY TO ME, WHICH IS DAMMIT CONCENTRATE.
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IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET YOUR POINT ACROSS IN A VERY DRAMATIC
WAY, YOU CAN SET IT TO DRAMATIC STING MODE.
YOU REALLY WANT TO RAM YOUR POINT HOME AND YOU CAN JUST...
WATCH.
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THEY'VE NOW GOT A "CARTOON SEEING AN ATTRACTIVE PERSON"
FEATURE.
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YOU CAN JUST DO ONE OF THESE...
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THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES.
IT'S CALLED "AUCTIONEER MODE."
IF YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SELL, JUST SET IT AND DO ONE
OF THESE...
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AND THEN YOU'VE GOT THIS ONE.
IF YOU SET THE WATCH ON SWITCH MODE, YOU CAN EFFORTLESSLY MOVE
BETWEEN ALL THE DIFFERENT SETTINGS.
IT'LL JUST DO IT.
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>> James: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF "THE LATE LATE
SHOW" WITH GORDON RAMSAY AND DAKOTA JOHNSON.
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