my name is Kier, I'm happy
to be with you tonight.
Gonna take you on a little bit
of a musical journey,
if you're willing to go.
Are you willing to go?
(audience cheers)
Gonna do some impressions
of famous singers.
(woman cheering)
One person's excited about that.
(audience laughing)
(woman cheering)
First impression, a singer I like,
I cannot understand
a word he says,
my impression of the singer Sting.
(guitar playing)
Clap if you know who Sting is.
(audience applauding)
I'm asking 'cause I did a show
in Texas recently
and there was a guy in the front
row didn't know who Sting was,
I said, I'll give you a hint.
I said, sir, Sting is from the UK.
I said, do you
know where the UK is?
He said, "The UK, yeah,
"that's up by the Circle K."
(audience laughing)
Do you have Circle K stores here?
I wish you did,
that joke could've rocked.
(audience laughing)
Here we go, first impression, Sting.
(guitar playing)
♪ Roxanne ♪
♪ You don't have to turn on the red ♪
♪ Those days are over ♪
(mumbles)
(audience laughing)
(mumbles)
♪ I wouldn't talk down to you ♪
I didn't get any of that.
(mumbles)
♪ I won't share you ♪
♪ with another boy ♪
♪ Roxanne ♪
♪ I want my MTV ♪
(audience applauding)
Thank you.
(audience cheers)
Probably the weirdest voice
to sing rock and roll,
my impression, Bruce Springsteen.
Yeah, front row's reading my mind,
it's like we've got STP.
(audience laughing)
Hat guy, I've been doing that
STP joke since 10th grade,
it was only this year
at a comedy club,
I had someone correct me say,
"Isn't it ESP?"
I said, yeah, and
that would explain
why my car is running so crappy.
(audience laughing)
My impression of Bruce.
(guitar playing)
Ever notice the way Bruce
starts dancing around on stage,
looks kind of like he's
sneaking up on the microphone.
He's all like . . .
(plays guitar)
He doesn't actually do this,
but I think he should.
(audience laughing)
I was doing a show
one time in New York City
about a year and a half ago.
Anybody here from New York City?
(audience laughing)
Well, no, we're all here
from Utah, yeah.
(audience laughing)
We're from right here in Utah.
We don't much move away.
(audience laughing)
Don't really like
new people coming in.
(audience laughing)
Nailed it.
(audience laughing)
I always ask if there's
anybody from New York City, every
now and then I'll have a guy go,
"Whoa, yeah, right here,
"New York City!"
I go, what part?
"Jersey!"
(audience laughing)
Sounds like somebody needs
to repeat geology immediately.
(audience laughing)
You can stay.
(audience laughing)
Here we go, Bruce.
(guitar playing)
(imitating Bruce Springsteen)
I like when Bruce gets that
surprised look on his face
like he can't even believe
he sounds like that.
♪ As you turn away ♪
(coughs)
♪ Saw you last night ♪
♪ out on the edge of town. ♪
♪ I wanna read your mind ♪
♪ to know just what ♪
♪ I've got in this ♪
(murmurs)
(audience applauding)