You know how when you look forward to something, like,
so much, you build that up in your mind
that when it finally comes, sometimes
you're a little let down from it?
Well, I've been waiting a long time for today--
so long that I imagined that it was
going to be an incredible, amazing day.
And the pressure has built up like a slow cooker
on This Is Us.
No matter what I thought it would be like, no matter
how big the hype, no matter how great the expectation,
I guarantee I will not be disappointed.
You may, but I'm not going to be disappointed because it's
a day I've been looking for.
So ladies and gentlemen, today--
girls and boys, Democrats and Republicans, blondes
and brunette-- today is the first day of Cat Week.
His head came off just now.
That's because I was picking up the bells, so nobody--
so I'll just put them over there.
All right, anyway.
Cat Week, it's finally here.
And so I woke up this morning and I washed my face like this.
All right, and because cats like string,
I'm wearing a g-string today just for cats.
All right, I have been collecting cat videos
for months.
I have been hoarding them.
Portia was getting worried.
Now, finally, I get to share them with you.
Here is the first one.
Watch this cat figure out it has ears.
Look at it and notice an ear, and go, what is--
is that an ear?
It's like an ear.
Is that an ear?
How smart is that?
I actually worry that it's not a cat.
It's a person that's been changed into a cat,
and it's trying to figure out why it's a cat,
and nobody's paying attention to it's a person.
Anyway here's a cat who shares my love of toddlers.
Get the ball.
Watch the two cats in the background.
Like, one of them says, go do it.
I'm going this way.
Poor little kid.
And here is another.
You got to wait till the end.
This is really, really good.
Isn't that adorable?
I know.
Love is love, people.
It really is.
All right, Twitch.
Tell me you're excited about Cat Week like I am.
I can barely contain it, Ellen.
I thought so.
I should mention that Cat Week is
brought to you by Cat's Pride cat litter and by catnaps.
When you're done with one nap, why not take another?
What I love about Cat's Pride cat litter is their jugs.
You heard me.
So they come in these green jugs.
It's Cat's Pride.
Every one you buy, they'll donate a pound of litter
to shelters in need.
During Cat Week, they're increasing it
to two pounds per jug in order to reach their goal
of five million pounds.
And you can all buy some because you're all getting
a $150 Amazon gift card.
Now, it's $150 Amazon gift card.
You don't have to buy litter, especially
if you don't have a cat.
But if you buy litter, then go get a cat.