Just a question, guys. ( stammers )
What's the-- what diseases am I putting myself in danger of catching?
- woman: A lot. - Kevin:
Farming can be a lot like watching the grass grow.
But not these deleted scenes. These are Kevin Hart-approved.
You just here, and I'm just-- I'm just a little farm boy in overalls.
Whoo.
( laughing )
- Wow. Oh, look at those arms. - Howdy.
- Wow, look at this farmer go. - I'm just out here-- I'm just out here rowing.
See, we got a big crop coming in later this week,
so I told-- I told-- I told gal-- I told Gail I'd get it done for her.
- Mm. - She asked me would I do it, I told her I'd do it.
- Oh, yeah. - I'd get it done in a jiff of a switch,
- if you know what I mean. - Yeah, you know it.
You got-- you got any lemonade?
I got a nice, big ole' pig named Carl.
Is that true, Farmer Juan? All farmers drink lemonade, right?
- Iced tea. Iced tea. - Iced tea. Hey, maybe you can go up there
and get me a little nice bucket of iced tea.
( laughter )
( music playing )
It's all good, man, you know, people that really know me know I don't--
I don't really deal with animals,
but I'm a-- I'm embracing it.
- Guess who this is right here. - You're not gonna outdo me.
- We know who this is. - Who is this?
This, his name is Mr. Carl.
( pig snorting )
- What is it? - It's a pig.
- That's a pig? - That's a pig. You want to feed him?
( pig snorting )
Let me explain my culture to you, brother.
By culture, I'm talking about black people.
There's certain things that we just don't do.
You know, like, when you see ( bleep ) like that,
that's-- right here, I'm like--
I feel like the workout in this is for me to throw it.
- No, no, no. - We're not-- what do I gotta do?
We gotta squat down... and feed him.
We gotta make sure we feed him because we are gonna put some sunscreen on him.
- We gotta keep him occupied. - Oh.
- You're gonna put some what? - Sunscreen.
( pig squealing )
They get a little crispy out in the sun, so to avoid that,
- we gotta put some sunscreen on it. - Well, ain't that the pot--
the pot calling the kettle black.
- What's going on here? I'm confused. You tell me. - That's for you.
If that pig stay out in the sun too long, he gonna turn into a piece of bacon.
That's right. Do we want that?
- Well, I love bacon. - Well, I don't have a problem with that.
- ( bleep ) - ( pig squealing )
Oh, ( bleep ) Hold on, brother.
He come right to me. I knew it. I knew it.
I knew he was going to come to me.
- Everybody slow down now. - All right, Kevin.
- Oh, ( bleep ). - Bring that banana and this is what we're gonna do.
I'm about to drop it! I'm about to drop it, bro!
Juan: This is what we're gonna do. You ready?
- Jennifer: Carl? Mr. Carl? - Juan: Mr. Carl?
- Oh, ( bleep )! Oh, ( bleep )! - He doesn't care about this.
Oh, ( bleep )! Jen! Go away, brother! Go away, brother!
- Put some in your hands, Kevin. Kevin, come here. - ( Kevin screaming )
- Huh? - He likes that.
Hey, he choking!
- He's not choking, he's good. - Ain't nobody gonna save him?
He choking! That's--
Y'all got no CPR around here?
Do you hear him choking?
( bleep ) he can't-- ( bleep ) he going down!
- ( bleep ), Jen! - Okay.
Jen, he getting ya!
Kevin, you're good? You're good?
Get him some water, you selfish son of a ( bleep )!
- Get him some water. - ( laughing )
( music playing )
- Everybody say hi to Kevin. - ( cheers, applause )
- Everybody say hi to Jennifer. - Hey.
How are you kids? Stay in school, don't do drugs.
- ( laughter ) - So, our first animal are these right here.
- What are these, guys? - kids: Rat.
- Rat, right? So they are each going to get a rat. - Yeah, rat.
- Well, not-- not both of us. - Ready?
- We've got this one right here. - That's it.
- Who could I-- who could I get a volunteer to hold my rat. - There you go.
We've got this one right here, right?
Let's get a-- oh, my God.
- Oh, my God. - We're gonna do the race.
- Here, I'll take the other one. - There we go.
Kevin: Oh, no, not like this. Oh, my-- oh, God!
- I don't want it, Kevin. I don't want it on my hand. - Kevin: Oh, God!
- Jennifer: Oh, my gosh, take it off. - ( screaming )
Oh, God! It's crawling on your shirt!
- ( laughing ) - It's in your hair, Jen. Oh, God.
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