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Hey guys, good morning. Um, I'm still in
LA. Why am I still in LA? Well, it's
kind of a long story. I don't really
want to get into it. It's too long. I
was originally only supposed to stay for
1 week. My initial flight was from the
12th to the 20th, but then Mr. Mikey
Murphy convinced me to extend my flight
to help him on a special project, which
I'm sure you all have seen. So, I
rebooked my return flight from the 25th.
That's all fine and good and great until
I slept in my revoked flight, leaving me
to where I am now, stranded in LA,
flightless. I'm here with Mikey Murphy.
Hey, give me a high five. Dude, you hurt
my blisters. We are together. We are
together. I've been in Los Angeles for
almost a month. I've been with Mikey
Murphy for almost a month. I've been
staying in his apartment for almost a
month. And we didn't show that at all on
the internet. But just because we don't
show it on the internet doesn't mean
that it isn't
happening. So Mikey and his roommate
Mike are actually about to take off to
go back to New Jersey. So that leaves me
alone in this apartment and I really
don't want to be alone. So I think I'm
going to leave.
Hello. Hey dude. Question. Yeah, sure.
Um, do you want to go camping today?
Like in an hour? Uh, sure. Yeah. You
want to? Let's do it. Bomble. Can I get
Mike and Mikey here for a second? Take a
seat. I just want to thank you guys for
letting me stay at your place for 1
month almost. I made a mess. I ate your
food. I used your washing and dryer
machine. And you guys didn't complain
once. Cuz we love you. Do you really?
Cuz we love You guys love me. Enjoy your
trip back to New Jersey. Thanks, both of
you. Thanks. I will miss you guys. Bye.
It was nice meeting you, dude. It was
nice meeting you and saying goodbye in
the same trip. Goodbye forever. I was
expecting a few more tears and we're
going camping.
Hi. I like your vintage choice of armor
merch. Thanks. That's Mikey's. Oh. Ready
to go camping? Yeah. So guys, what are
we thinking? Should we go camping in the
woods or the desert? The desert. You
want to go to the desert? What about
you, Alex? Desert. I've never camped in
the desert either. And I've heard that
the stars are incredible at night in the
desert. So, I think that is where we're
going to go. Is there Michael Boué,
uh, Leonardo DiCaprio? Yeah, they're
great there.
This is the best view in the world. It's
like beauty times 2. And this is beauty
times 3. What am I? An egg. So, the
desert where we're going to is about 2
hours away. The sunset is right now. So,
we're going to arrive when it's dark.
The darkness itself really isn't the
problem. Like, I love the darkness.
However, when you're trying to find a
campsite, trying to pitch a tent, trying
to set up a campfire, the darkness can
really pose as a challenge. One of the
cons of being spontaneous. But you know
guys, this is how I do things. Maybe
this is going to cause a lot of a bug.
Where you Oh, yo. It's like a It's like
a It's like a June bug. Ew. Grab it. Ew.
Ew. Ew. Ew.
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So, I know it looks like an opening
scene to a horror film, but we made it
to the campsite. So, I helped set up the
tent. I did most of the work. Okay.
Let's sing a campfire song. Ready?
Oh, holy night. The stars
are good morning, guys. Um, last night
was pretty fun. Probably the single most
cold night I've ever had in my life. I
don't think any of us expected it to get
below 35°. It was It was pretty
miserable. I think I fell asleep for
like 20 minutes. Despite the misery of
last night, the sun still
rises. There it is, the sun. I got the
power of the world in my hands right
now. 3 2
1. So, hey guys, I'm back in LA. I took
a shower. I changed my clothes. I'm now
warm. And get this, I just got a call
from Mikey Murphy. He missed his flight
to New Jersey. He's still in LA. I'm
still in LA. Goodness gracious. This was
not supposed to happen. We already said
our emotional goodbye. We already did
it, but we're going to go get food now.
But now we can take an Instagram pic.
Wasn't expecting to ever see you again.
I know. Suddenly, we arrived at the
beach. And suddenly, we're at the beach.
I don't like seagulls because one time
they stole my pizza while I was at the
beach. I don't like you, seagulls. Like
you? I don't like you. This is behind
the scenes of the official 2017 Luke and
Mikey. We're friends, everyone. Picture.
We're friends. Everyone
picture. Mikey and I take Instagram
pictures. We don't mess around. Even
though this girl's never touched a
camera in her life. That's not a good
skipper stone, though. It's not.
Dude, you got like two on there.
This is the one. This is a stellar
skipping stone. You ready, boys and
girls? Going to be the money shot.
Oh, V. Oh my god, that was the craziest.
We're at my friend Alex's house. We're
going to go surprise him on his
birthday.
birthday for the second time. So, this
is my final 20 minutes in Los Angeles.
In 20 minutes, we're going directly to
the airport from here. Celebrate Alex's
birthday. Eat some cake.
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Y
cake. Speaking right now is by far the
best part of birthdays. I don't even
know what it is. It's the time. Okay,
Luke.
Bye, Luke. See you never again. I'm
probably nervous. I'll probably never
again. Wait, wait. Yeah, you you will.
We got to go. We got to go. I'm going to
miss my flight. Go, go, go. Now we're on
our way to In-N-Out because some people
didn't make it to the birthday boy's
house in time. So, we're going to go
meet up with them and say bye, but I
really have to go. I'm going to miss my
flight. I always I'm so close to I'm
running. I'm running. We got to go.
Hurry, hurry, hurry.
This isn't a meet and greet. Okay, bye.
Text you. Bye. Bye. Bye. We're going.
We're going. We're going. We're going
fast. Due to Mikey's slightly illegal
driving, we made it on good time, guys.
Why are we doing this again?
I'm not. Okay, bye. All right, I'll see
you later. So, here I am at the airport.
Once again, saying bye to my friends.
Once again, saying bye to Los Angeles.
I'm actually not going back to Lima,
however. I'm going to El Salvador. Why
am I going there? Because it looks like
a cool place and I wanted to visit.
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