[music playing]
♪ He's got his eye on her ♪
♪ She's everything that he sees They're tranna steal the secret formula ♪
♪ Constantly She's got her screen on him ♪
♪ She loves that he's a baddie ♪
♪ Breaking into The Krusty Krab Tranna get the Krabby Patty ♪
♪ She loves him even when he fails She's bringing baked goods in jail ♪
♪ She gives him credit for her plans To make him feel more like a man ♪
♪ She's his robot wife He's her microscopic hubby ♪
♪ Lighting up some candles While they're kissing in the tub ♪
♪ Plankton loves a robot And Karen loves him back ♪
♪ A super evil genius And an R2 surplus Univac ♪
♪ Her CPU is overdue For loving and affection ♪
♪ Karen and this little dude Have such a good connection ♪
♪ She may not have a heartbeat But she still has heart ♪
♪ And if they end up fighting They can always press restart ♪
♪ Together they are scheming And formulating plans ♪
♪ She's the robot of his dreams And he's her plankton man ♪
♪ 'Cause Plankton loves a robot ♪
Oh, Sheldon, you're so romantic!
It's all about you today, Karen.
Oh, this makes up for a lot of your stupidity.
♪ They are the cutest couple That we have ever seen ♪
♪ A one celled organism In love with a machine ♪
♪ This unlikely duo Is keeping love alive ♪
♪ If you don't believe us You can check Karen's hard drive ♪
♪ He was at her bedside When she had a virus ♪
♪ He loves her so much She's the apple of his eye ♪
♪ 'Cause Plankton loves a robot And Karen loves him back ♪
♪ A super evil genius And an R2 surplus Univac ♪
♪ Her CPU is overdue For loving and affection ♪
♪ Karen and this little dude Have such a good connection ♪
♪ She may not have a heartbeat But she still has heart ♪
♪ And if they end up fighting They can always press restart ♪
♪ Together they are scheming And formulating plans ♪
♪ She's the robot of his dreams And he's her plankton man ♪
♪ 'Cause Plankton loves a robot ♪
[kissing]
♪ Plankton loves a robot ♪
I told you never to call me on this screen!
Sheldon, is that you?
Yes, it's me, grandma, always nice to hear from ya, OK, gotta go!
Karen's the perfect woman, so smart, so conniving!
Honey?
Oh, hey, Planky, it's me and you, amigo, woohoo!
Aww, love!
- Karen? - Plankton.
- I don't see any present! - Oh, I have it.
It's right here in my kidney-- I mean heart!
♪ Me, me, me, me, me, me ♪
♪ Oh, my Karen Oh, my Karen ♪
♪ Oh, my computer wife, Karen ♪
♪ Put down those punch cards Put down those punch cards ♪
♪ And listen to my ode ♪
♪ Oh, my Karen Oh, my Karen ♪
♪ Oh, my computer wife, Karen ♪
♪ What compares to? What compares to? ♪
Er...
[stammering]
Ah-ha!
♪ Your beautiful diodes ♪
[music playing]
♪ Oh, my Karen Oh, my Karen ♪
♪ Oh, my computer wife, Karen ♪
♪ I was blinded Yes, I was blinded ♪
♪ I was blinded by the light Of your cathode ray ♪
♪ Oh, I built you Yes, I built you ♪
♪ I built you in the er... ♪
Erm... hmm.
♪ In the shape of a cube ♪
♪ Oh, my Karen Oh, my Karen ♪
♪ You'll never know how much I love your vacuum tubes ♪
That was so... beautiful!
You really liked it?
I loved it but not as much as I love you, Plankton.
I l-- lo-- l-- love you too!