*Wapoosh*
Bob: Oh hey what's up fellas
Mark: Oh hey! Hey guys how's it going?
Jack: Hello, ha ha Hello
Jack: Wait I have to turn up my sound cause it's adorable
Jack: Wade's, Wade's over here, Wade turn right
Jack: Wade, turn right
We're over here, at the green thing
Jack: Go left Bob: Go toward the squeaking
*screaming from all directions*
Jack: Behind! Mark: No, no, no, no...
Jack: OVER HERE!
Mark: Go towards the building!
Mark: NO! WADE! Bob: *laughing hysterically* Wade: I see you i'm on the way.
Mark: Okay *Jack laughs*
Wade: Well, Jack said go right, so I turned right
Jack: Yeah, not fuckin' 180 degrees
*Mark starts laughing* Wade: I went 90 degrees right
Bob: You did not, you were like
Bob: Go right, ok
Bob: This way? No go left. *all start laughing*
Bob: Ok, this way? (slowly turns into a laugh)
Jack: ok we're EXTRAORDINARILY cute,
but fucking slow...
Mark: Are we supposed to go Towards the building or is that gonna kill us?
Bob: I'm gonna to go towards the building
Jack: I dont know what's happenin' Wade: MUST OBEY
Jack: Somebody's just here
*Standing around*
Wade: oh my god the building is like a cowpig
Jack: Yeah, this is fucking haunting
Mark: Theres an ominous---
(all scream) Jack: JESUS CHRIST
Jack: FUKIN' HELL
Bob: OOOH hey!
Mark: OH!
Jack: Oh!
Jack: Bo- Bobs the new-- OWW
Jack: Jesus christ!
Mark: BOB WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
Bob: OH MY GOD
Bob: everything i do kills you
Wade: Guys balance. Balance!
Mark: We need to crash it, we need to crash it get over-
-on this side
Jack: Ehh!
Mark: Guys, get over on this side. Jack: Wh- why do we need to crash it?
Mark: Because it said "You need to crash to escape!"
Jack: But it says a balanced dropship is a happy dropship!
We're all gonna die!
"whoosh noise*
(Screaming)
Jack: Okay, what- what do we do? What do we get?
Bob: Bring me all that shit into the- into the green box.
Mark: *scared sounds* OH, I'm bringing it! Bob: Or I'll fucking murder you!
Jack: Oh God. OH GOD! Okay, we'll obey. Jesus Christ!
Bob: OBEY ME
Jack: This is fuckin' terrifying! Mark: Okay
Wade: We need to go to the dropship not and not carry anything
Jack: Wait - where do we bring it? Where do we bring it?
Bob: In the green box, right there
Jack: Ok Bob: *giving directions* No, no
Jack: You can only carry up to-
-three items
Wade: Oh, right click!
Mark: Oh wait right click, got it, got it!
Jack: AHH! Bob: Thank you.
Bob: Thank- good shot - you know what? Money for you...
Wade: Wait are you...?
Mark: Oh!
Jack: What?
Mark: We deposited something for no autopay
We probably shouldn't do that
Hey! WE DEMAND FAIR PAY AND FAIR WAGES! *Jack laughs*
Bob: Hang on, hang on, right, right, right, sorry Jack: Minimum wage, please!
Jack: What's the purple do?
Purple? Mark: I dunno.
Bob: Keep bringing me money. Jack: Ohhh, it killed me.
*Jack laughs*
I'm comin'- comin' in hot, boys!
WOOH!
*inaudible conversation*
*explosion*
*all yelling and laughing* Jack: BOB, oh, Jesus Christ!
Bob: Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!
Jack: Ffffuckin' hell!
Bob: SORRY! Sorry...
Jack: RELAX! Mark: Oh, Jesus
Wade: Um?
I think I'm carrying a missile? Bob: Everything ends up in death!
God sakes!
*Mark laughs*
Wade: Don't - don't shoot me! Don't shoot me!
Jack: Okay, okay, I don't know what's happening?
Can we have some obedience payment, Overlord Myskerm?
The bot is asking you something Bob: I'm working on it.
Bob: I...I *sigh*
Jack: It's really terrifying
that it looks like you have a face, two diddies,
and a dick
Wade: Two diddies?
Mark: *laughing* The gun is your girthy - *gets shot* OWWW!
Mark: WHAT DID I DO? What did I do? *Jack laughs*
Jack: You got too close! *screaming Mark sounds*
Bob: Hey, hey who's this?
Jack: ME! Its me, its Jack!
Bob: It's you? That's you?
Jack: OH JEE- that's not good!
Bob: Money! Money for you
No, no, no! Stay still, stay still!
I figured it out. Money for you
Now you have money
Jack: Do I?
*electronic noise*
Jack: Oh, I do! I have 37 dollars
Oh, 373. Bob: There's some on the ground.
Bob: Go get it, Jack, I gave you money
Mark: Yeah, I have 314 dollars, 315 dollars...
Jack: Oh, dropship
Mark: Bring it to Big Daddy Bob Jack: Oh my god
Look at all this shit!
Bob: Bring it right there.
Mark: *laughs* I'm bringing it, I'm bringing it...
Bob: Right there Mark: I'm bringing it!
Wade: WE'RE BRINGING IT!! *Jack laughs*
*Mark pretends to cry*
Bob: Good job everybody!
Here, I'll put some- I'll put some money down for you-
Good job, good job, everybody Jack: Thanks
Wade: *high-voice* Thank you, Bob!
Jack: *robot voice* Thank you, Overlord Bob
Bob: There you go, there you go, fellers
Mark: OOOOOHH!
*beeping noise*
Mark: Oh, thank you!
Jack: Money! Money! Money! Money!
Money! Yeah!
YEAH!
Bob: Yeah, so..
I wasn't going to say this until I had a really
substantial lead. Your goal is to take
over this tower from me just FYI
Jack: How? Mark: Yeah, but how?
Wade: But we can't get close
Bob: You have to walk in
the front door, sneaky sneaky like
Jack: This is fuckin' im-
*bursts out laughing at Mark and Wade getting shot*
Bob: Sneakier than that!
Jack: Sneaky, sneaky like!
BOOM!
*Mark laughs*
*Mark and Wade scream*
Jack: See, wait, look!
Look here!
Bob: We should crash the dropship
Jack: It gives us places
Bob: Fuck this!
Don't let Mark get all these resources, fuck it!
Crash the drop ship. *bottom falls out*
Jack: GOOD GOD! FUCK!
Jesus Christ!
*Excited babbling sounds*
Jack: There was a bunch of shit in here! *laughs*
Mark: *bellowing* GIVE ME RESOURCES !!!
Wade: Oh no! *Bob giggles*
Mark: Tell me what I'm supposed to do!
Bob: Basically every button except for V is murder
Bob: You hold-- you hold V to put little pointers on the map and to
Bob: Give out money to people
Jack: Oh wait Mark: He doesn't seem to do that for me
Jack: Marks in the thing now? --Oh we're floating' Mark: Yeeahh
Bob: Might have been C, it might have been C Jack: Ooh, we're floating Mark: C?
Wade: Crash the ship, crash the-- Jack: Oh we gotta significant imbalance
*CRASH*
Jack: Jesus Christ! Mark: *giggling excitedly*
Jack: Fuckin' hell.. Okay Mark: Oh.. Bob made it in Bob: You guys.. did you guys crash my ship?
Bob: Hey look, get that stuff
Jack:Okay Bob: I'm back in control I'm not gonna murder you Mark: *giggles*
Bob: I'll give you money
Mark: Oh, Okay Jack: Okay, thank you -- thank you (Bob: I will give you many monies) thank you Overlord Bob
Bob: I am a benevolent Overlord *zap* Jack:You just killed me!
Bob: I did not! You got too close to the laser thing
Jack: Which means you killed me
Mark: I have an obedience collar, do you need money?
Bob: Uhh, you can put the collar on, that'd be fine
Mark: Okay, It's already on, I got it
Bob: Hey wait, who's this-- who's this person who doesn't have a collar, who the fuck is that
Jack: It'ss.. Bob: You--you!
Jack: I'm -- I'm coming'. I'll need an obedience collar
Jack: You killed me and now I'm all the way over here --- wait! Mark: I'm dropping off, don't worry, I'm dropping off. Don't kill me don't kill me!
Jack: I got it, I got it, I got it, Mark: There you go Bob: Good job, you guys. I'll give you money
Bob: --Loyal servants Mark: Thank you Wade: Thank you Jack: Give me money!
Jack: I have like, no money anymore
Bob: You gotta drop me shit-- hey who's this, who's this
Bob: The shit with no obedience collar, who are you?
Mark and Jack: *giggles* Jack: You can't put money on the drop thing, we can't get that
Bob: Oh sorry i'll put some more coverage so it's fine
Jack: Thanks, thanks Bob: There you go, friend Mark: Coming back!
Bob: Ah, shit snacks Mark: WoOaaAh
Jack: Fuckin', Jesus Christ!
Bob: *Laughing* Mark: No, Wade! Wade, no! Don't kill me, I'm dropping off, I'm dropping off!