I'm feeling kind of confident today so let's try vlogging without my glasses on! Hey you!
Today I thought we’d talk about goals. Specifically, life goals. Not football goals. Those are
for footballing which is not what we’re talking about today because today we’re
going to talk about life goals. Okay? So just calm down and let me do my thing. Thank you.
I’ve been lacking any real sort of direction ever since Edd passed. When he did my only
clear goal was to complete Eddsworld Legacy and now that that’s done it’s probably
about time I figured out what I really want to do with the rest of my time on Earth.
So! Let’s make a plan. Short, medium, and long term goals. What do I want to achieve
now, what do I want to achieve within the next five years, and what do I want to achieve
in my life as a whole.
I only have a few goals for this years and, as I mentioned, I’ve already achieved one
of them. Make at least 3 more episodes of Crash Zoom, make a short film, and finally
lose all this damn weight. We’re currently writing the next 2 episodes of Crash Zoom,
I have a very good idea of what I want to make for my short film, and the weight loss
is well under way. So! It's going pretty well.
Also I want a pug. Imma call him Squidge. But maybe I shouldn’t get a pug because
their lives are just a horrible deformed unhealthy mess. I have back-up plans though. I just really like dogs.
Now, over the next 5 years I want to do bunch of random stuff. Luckily, I have plenty of
time to do it in. Most of them are creative, such as telling all the stories I want to
tell with Crash Zoom and hopefully watching it grow it's own little dedicated fandom.
That'd be really nice.
I’d love head up a sketch comedy show one day, making sketches on YouTube is great but
you’re kinda limited to making the most fast paced and “viral” sketches as you
can so you keep the attention of your audience and don’t run a massive loss. Hopefully
one day I can work with more of a passive TV audience and I can diversify my sketches
a little more one day by making content for an audience I’m not terrified of losing
their attention all the time.
Also, I really want to make something with Matthew Perry. One day. Maybe. I don’t know
what and I don't know how. The idea of it kinda terrifies me but… Goals.
So, call me Matthew please. I liked your play.
On a less creative note I’d love to one-day voice in a video game. Specifically a Rockstar
game. Grand Theft Auto 6? Red Dead Redemption 2? I don’t care please just let me voice
something, I don't care if I just voice the most minor character. I don’t care if I’m
a guy on the street who goes “hey, watch it!” Just please! I WANT IT SO BAD!!
Also, at some point in the next five years I’d like to straighten my teeth and get
my eyes lasered. Imma show those genetics who’s boss! Oh, and maybe a tattoo one day.
Kinda always wanted to get a checkered half sleeve but… Probably end up regretting that
a whole lot. So... Maybe not that one.
Finally, my long-term life goals. What am I going to be laying on my death bed wishing
I’d done. Well, luckily I think I might have figured it out and it's only 3 things.
So shouldn't be too hard.
First, I want a family. I want a wife or life partner and I want children. At least two.
I want a daughter named Amelia and a son called… Whatever I'll let my partner decide that.
Compromise! I’m kind of intolerable though so I’ll probably wind up estranged to the
mother of my children. Only time will tell!
Secondly, I want to create a cartoon. A real, broadcasted, mainstream cartoon. Something
up there with Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, Steven Universe… Kid friendly on the surface
but with a complex and dark underlying narrative. Something that captures the hearts of millions.
And just bring people joy and tell an awesome cool story.
Third and finally, I want to inspire people. I want to be a force for good in this world.
I want to put more in than I take out. After we lost Edd I realised that the only thing
we really leave behind is our legacy and I want mine to be one of happiness and creativity.
I don’t want to just make you laugh, I want to make you feel and think and inspire you
to do the same for others. If I can do that that would be my absolute proudest achievement.
So! What’re your goals? What do you want to do with your life? I've already asked a
few of you and here is what you said.
My goal in life is to make people feel better and to become a doctor.
My goal in life to preserve our beautiful environment and the world by attending to politics.
One of my biggest goals is to have an impact on the fundamental nature of politics anywhere.
My life goal is to be male.
My goal in life is to be lose weight and be more confident with myself.
To lose weight and to be a better person.
To become a professional bass guitar players.
To be a bassist
To bring people together and help people through the power of music.
To become an author.
To tell stories that make people cry.
To write for a national newspaper.
To write my own graphic novels and my own animated series.
To become a voice actor.
To become a professional voice actor.
To make acting my living.
To be an actress.
To be happy and to make other people happy and to become an actress.
To direct, write screenplays for or act in films.
To be a film director.
To be a successful independent filmmaker.
To be a filmmaker.
To make a film or films that everybody thinks is good.
To make science fiction films.
To produce award winning television show.
To somehow be paid to write for a living.
To earn enough money from video editing to able to afford food.
To be a creative designer.
To animate for Pixar.
To make better animations.
To produce enough high quality animations where I can say I'm proud of myself.
To turn YouTube into my job.
To become a YouTuber and spread some love and happiness.
To live off translation and streaming.
To be an entertainer and make the world laugh and smile in any way I can.
To be content with myself and to surround myself with people who love me and who I love.
To be happy.
To have a positive impact on the world.
To land a job I love, live in a big city and to be happy.
To be proud of myself and be happy with who I am.
To find what truly makes me happy.
To be happy and help others.
To surround myself with friends who love me.
To be happy and help change the world.
To spread cheer to anyone who needs it.
To help people feel comfortable in their own skin no matter what they look like.
To have a positive impact on others and change their lives for the better.
To be allowed to make people happy.
To make sure I end up having no regrets about the things that I do in my life.
To be as self aware as I am capable of being.
To be successful in something that makes me happy.
To be idolized by someone and looked up to by others.
Thank you for watching and TomSka out!