AS PART OF HIS PIVOT TOWARDS HAVING APPROACHING RESPECT
ABILITY, DONALD TRUMP IS APPARENTLY, IF YOU BELIEVE
THE DATA, BEING KEPT FROM USING TWITTER BY HIS CAMPAIGN
STAFF, AS IF HE WAS A FOUR-YEAR-OLD WHO COULDN'T
BE TRUSTED TO USE HIS FAVORITE TOY.
WHAT A LOSER.
WE'RE GOING TO TURN TO SOME OF THE DATA FROM DAVID ROBINSON,
DATA SCIENTIST, WHO'S DONE AN ANALYSIS OVER THE PAST YEAR OF
LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF DONALD
TRUMP TWEETS.
POOR MAN DOCTORS I FEEL BAD FOR HIM, BUT HE'S FOUND
SOME INTERESTING DATA.
BEFORE WE GET TO THE CONCLUSION WE HAVE TO SHOW YOU THAT
THERE ARE APPARENTLY MULTIPLE PEOPLE WHO ARE TWEETING AS
"DONALD TRUMP."
ONE OF THEM, OR SOME OF THEM, THE TWEETS COME FROM AN
ANDROID PHONE.
IT'S BELIEVED THAT IS DONALD TRUMP'S ACTUAL ACTIVITY, BECAUSE
IT'S THE MOST TRUMPIAN.
AND THEN THERE IS STUFF THAT COMES FROM IPHONES, ALL OF
THIS IS TRACKED FROM TWITTER, BUT TENDS TO BE MORE
PROMOTIONAL AND HAPPY AND SIMPLE.
WE WANT TO SHOW YOU THE DIFFERENCES SO YOU
UNDERSTAND THERE IS A CLEAR DIFFERENCE.
YOU ARE SEEING THAT THE IPHONE ONES TEND TO INCLUDE
PICTURES AND LINKS.
PICTURES OF CROWDS, AND LINKS TO UPCOMING APPEARANCES.
THEY ARE PROMOTIONAL THINGS, WHEREAS THE ANDROID, WHICH
PEOPLE THINK IS TRUMP, ALMOST NEVER USES PICTURES OR LINKS, IS
JUST STUPID, IDIOTIC, FOURTH
GRADE READING LEVEL TEXT.
HERE'S ANOTHER WAY TO TELL A DIFFERENCE, THE ANDROID
TWEETS TEND TO HAVE MUCH MORE NEGATIVE TERMINOLOGY.
BADLY, AND CRAZY, AND WEAK, WHEREAS THE IPHONE ONES TEND TO
HAVE A LOT MORE HASH TAG ACTIVITY.
THEY FOUND THAT COMES ANDROID ACCOUNT USES ABOUT 40 ñ 80% MORE
WORDS LATER TO DISCUSS, SADNESS, FEAR, ANGER AND OTHER NEGATIVE
SENTIMENT THAN THE IPHONE ONE DOES.
THE IPHONE ONE TRIES TO LOOK LIKE TRUMP OFTEN TIMES, BUT
THE REST OF THE TWEET IS WAY TOO HAPPY AND WELL-ADJUSTED TO
ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN THE MAN HIMSELF.
WHY DOES THIS MATTER?
BECAUSE APPARENTLY THE ANDROID COUNT HAS BEEN BEING USED LESS
AND LESS, AND IT SEEMS LIKE HE IS TWEETING LESS.
THE MIDDLE ONE IS BELIEVED TO ACTUALLY BE TRUMP.
USED TO BE A VERY LARGE PORTION OF THE TWEETS.
BACK IN OCTOBER IT WASN'T LIKE 80%
OF THE TWEETS WERE COMING FROM DONALD TRUMP.
NOW IT'S DOWN TO A FOURTH OF WHAT IT USED TO BE.
TO STOP HIM FROM SETTING FIRE TO HIS CAMPAIGN EVERY DAY, HIS
STAFF APPEARS TO BE STOPPING HIM
FROM ACTUALLY TWEETING.
WHAT A FUCKING LOSER.
SUBMISSIVE DONALD.
THEY CAN'T TRUST HIM TO TWEET.
IT'S ONLY 140 CHARACTERS, HOW MUCH DAMAGE CAN YOU DO?
HE HAS FOUND A WAY TO DAMAGE HIMSELF ON A DAILY BASIS,
AND THEY DON'T EVEN TRUST HIM WITH A SMART PHONE, WHICH I
HEAR THESE DAYS SEVEN AND EIGHT-YEAR-OLDS COMMONLY HAVE.
SO HIS OWN STAFF THINKS HE DOESN'T HAVE THE
TEMPERAMENT TO EVEN TWEET.
SAYING DONALD TRUMP DOESN'T HAVE THE GOVERNMENT TO BE
PRESIDENT IS LIKE SAYING JOHN WAYNE GACY DOESN'T ATTEMPT
ñ THE SENSITIVITY TO BE AN ARTIST.
THAT'S A GREAT 70 SERIAL KILLER JOKE.
GREAT WITH THIS CROWD.
CHRIST PEOPLE KNOW JOHN WAYNE GACY IS.
I READ THAT BOOK ABOUT HIM.
REALLY, SERIAL KILLERS HAVE A SHELF LIFE?
YEAH THEY DO.
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
THERE'S NEW ONES.
LOBE, THEY STILL REFERENCE DON'T THEY?
NO, THEY DON'T.
VIDEO BUFFERING ñ
AGAIN, THIS GETS TO THE CORE THING OF, HE'S SUPPOSED TO
BE THIS UNFILTERED GUY WHO IS NOT PC.
HIS DEATH, WHAT LITTLE STAFF HE HAS, DOESN'T TRUST HIM TO
COMMUNICATE ON HIS OWN BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT HE IS
ERODING SUPPORT FOR HIMSELF.
AND ERODING STAFF.
YOU HAVE PEOPLE LEAVING THE RNC IN DROVES WHO CAN'T BEAR.
THESE ARE ABLE TO GO TO WORK FOR A PUBLICANS ALL THE TIME, THEY
CAN'T BEAR GOING TO WORK TO ADVOCATE FOR DONALD TRUMP.
CAN YOU IMAGINE TWEETING FOR THIS GUY AND YOUR BOSS GOES,
THAT IS AT A SIXTH GRADE READING LEVEL, WE NEED TO DUMB IT DOWN A
LITTLE BIT.
JUST CLEAR YOUR MIND OF EVERYTHING.
AND THEN GO.