- Look...
(crew laughs)
- [Director] Ready?
- Let's get it, man.
(gun rattles)
Shit.
(crew laughs)
(gun rattles)
(Jamie speaking indistinctly)
(crew laughing)
- You mixed?
Steph Curry? You one of them Curry boys?
Oh, you Creole, ain't you?
One of them Kid 'N Play muhf*ckas, huh?
(foreign language) (laughs) Shh.
You Puerto Rican? Hmm? (laughs)
(Spanish)
What you claim? Black, White?
You got a little rhythm.
Where you get the Afro? Hmm?
With your beige ass. (laughs)
(chuckles) Got that tapioca skin on. Hmm?
Slap the black into your ass.
(door handle)
- You got the raggediest motherf*cking car.
- [Jamie] I locked the doors with my mind!
I locked the doors with my mind!
- It locked me the f*ck in.
- I locked the doors with my mind!
- It locked me the f*ck in. (laughs)
- Make sure you get that shit right. Oh.
(crew laughs)
What the f*ck so goddamn funny?
- Your Chicken Daddy's returned.
(seductively sucks in air)
It's still wet from the fryer.
Oh damn. (laughs)
- Wait. This cold as a motherf*cker.
(laughs)
N****, I use this as a cold compress.
If you get a black eye, you'll put this motherf*cker on.
(crew laughs)
That's how cold this motherf*cker was.
N****, I smell somebody's hand that made this motherf*cker.
- Lick your lip.
- I smell cologne.
- (laughs) Eww.
- Last time you had cologne flavor chicken?
(laughs)
- I need you-
- [Teyonah] Y'all owe me 50 bucks!
- That's all it cost. - Get yo ass in the car.
- Y'all rolling up on my work place.
- I'll give you change.
I got a roll of quarters.
I'll PayPal.
- I'm gon' find me a man who is-
(laughs)
I was trying to let you get "recidivism" out
- It's all good. Shit.
and then I forgot it.
- (claps) Shut up.
- Find you a man if you can. Shit.
- I'm retired and you ain't got shit to do with it.
(both laugh)
(indistinct) You hear me?
Do you hear me?
(Jamie snorts)
(both laughing)
- And how about that novel you writing?
Hmm? What chapter you on? 69.
- Shit. I ain't worried about you.
- Here's your petroleum jelly for your ass.
- You know what?
(laughs) You so stupid.
You so stupid.
- You want more acting?
- [Director] More intensity.
- More intensity.
- What kind of dramatic shit is this?
(Teyonah laughs)
You in a movie, n****?
(Teyonah laughing)
(Jamie beatboxing)
- ♪ Please believe me ♪
♪ I don't know what's happening ♪
♪ But we about to kick some ass ♪
(Jamie continues beatboxing)
- ♪ I wanna be down with all this bullshit stew ♪
(Teyonah laughs)
♪ I wanna be down, you know what I'm saying? ♪
Hold this shit steady.
I'm about to lose my motherf*cking equilibrium.
(upbeat music)
(Teyonah laughs)
(crew laughs)
- (Jamie imitating instrument)
- Is that registering?
(upbeat jazz music)
(laughing)
(Teyonah laughing)
- You not a Fontaine!
You not thee Fontaine!
You a Fontaine!
- Which one is it?
- N****, you pick one!
With your smart ass!
(Jamie exasperatedly signs)
(all laugh)
- I f*cked that up.
(crew laughs)
(Teyonah imitates wheel screeching)
I heard they might uh-
What did I hear?
- I don't know what you heard,
but shit, I heard it too. (laughs)
- But look, I did think I- but look- I do think-
(John laughing) - What do you think baby?
With your special set of skills.
- Yeah.
- We'll try it again.
(all laugh)
- To use a couple of folk with these special skills.
(all laugh) - What the f*ck is happening?
- (imitating news reporter) We're gonna cut to a break
where we try to
- You got in my head! - understand
- I said "skill set." - what that line was.
Thank you.
- Then, you made me say "set of skills."
I'm sorry.