'Kay, it's almost 6:00!
Got the plan down, right?
Yup- first one to the door- first one to get a crack of the best candy!
*beep beep.*
Ok, here we go!
*Knock knock*
Trick or tr-
Sorry kids, we're all out-
(Both) Ah man!
Every Trick-or-Treat Ever!
(singing) Trick-or-treat, smell my feet-
Deal.
Oh, wait, what?
I will smell those feet...
I-it's just a rhyme..
Shut up!
You gon' take out those dupe eaters or what?
Wait, let's run!
Run!
Yeah, that's right, run, get them all sweaty.
Is that lavender?
OoOoOoOoOoH-
Shut up!
Trick or Treat!
Oh my gosh, are you Ratatouille?
No, actually, I'm one of the three blind mice-
But my two friends bailed on me.
Oh, that's very nice.
Oh, you must be Wendy's?
Uhh- uh- nono, I'm, uh- Raggedy-Anne of Green Gables!
Haha, yo, can we get a Baconater?
God Dammit
Why don't 'ya grill it up, huh, Ratatouille?
God Dammit
Ugh, I hate that your parents are following us!
Trick-or-treat!
Aren't you a little too old for Trick-or-Treating?
I'm 14, I'm in my Trick-or-Treating PRIME.
Trick-or-treat!
Woow, a little old for this, aren't we?
Maybe this is my last Trick-or-Treat year..
Trick-or-treat!
Okaaaaaay, did 'cha bring any children with you, sir?
Alright, I'm done. you know I thought 14 was fine, but I guess 14 is just too old to treak-or-treat!
Yeah, and I bet your feet smell terrible...
what?
I don't get scared, cuz' I'm like, 11 now.
You wanna try this house?
Nah, doesn't really look like they celebrate it, let's keep going.
okay.
hooo, why is nobody knocking at my door?
I turned the lights off and everything and made IT SUPER SPOOKY-
AND EVERYONE JUST KEEPS PASSING BY MY HOUSE!!
OH MY GOD- NYOM NOM NOOHM!!
Dude I heard the next block gives out king sized candy!
Trick or Treat!
Aww..
Oooh man, here it comes!
A handfull of certified top-shelf candy!
That's a pretty big hand too!
There's gotta be like six or seven fun sizes in that hand!
I'm gonna eat like a king tonight!
Oh wait- No no no no no!
That's okay, you still got four, four is good!
That's like, two full-sized bars!
Wait, no, where are you going? What are you doing?
Nono no no no no no no NO!
WHAT?
Happy Halloween, boys!
I hope you die!
Aw, so festive!
I'm so upset, my ghost sheet has to have reflective tape on it.
I don't have anything good left
What you got?
I have a toffee, an unwrapped lollipop, and a plastic spider
Ooo, can I have-
Plastic spiders mine
I guess I'll just take the unwrapped lollipop
How is it?
Fuzzy
Don't eat that apple, there might be a razor in it!
Okay, if you want a job at this seasonal Halloween store, I need to know a few things about you.
Okay.
Can you work for two months?
Yeah.
Are you kinda apathetic?
I guess.
Have any weird piercings?
Can you really drive home that we don't accept returns, ever?
Whatever.
And we don't have any other choice so you're hired!
Twick-or-Tweet! Follow me on twitter please.
TRICK-OR-TREAT!!!
Hi, wow, what a cute costume!
What are you, Ratatouille in the summer?
Uhh, sure.
Wait, is that chocolate, cause I'm allergic to chocolate.
Uh, yeah, but I have some candy without chocolate!
Not so fast, cause are there nuts in there? Cause I'm allergic to nuts!
Well I have this fruity candy, would you like that?
Sure, as long as there's not fruit in them!
How about this pencil.
Oh, a pencil would be great!
Happy Halloween!
Every.
Trick-Or-Treat!
Ever.
Thank you very much for watching!
Make sure to stay safe this Halloween!
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