Top of the morning to ya laddies my name is JackSepticEye
and welcome back to Omnibus.
Now the version of this that game that I played quite a while ago
was like a demo download free thing
just on... it was either on gamejolt or Itch.io.
*coughs loudly*
Excuse me.
Um... but this is like a full version
that's up on steam, I think... I'm not gonna say that right now because I don't really know,
and I don't know if any of the stuff I'm gonna be able to show is new but
let's go into story mooode.
This sounds good!
Tomb Hater.
Ummm... I didn't do this one anyway?
(reads) "Omnibus! Welcome to the sky! We found some ancient tombs. Can you carefully open 18 of them so I"
"can retrieve the artifacts? Watch out for bumpers!"
O... K... I forget how to play.
No, I didn't want to fucking do that. Did I say: "Do that!"?
This is me basically pressing buttons and seeing what happens um...
So don't press those once again.
Okey fucking smoky doke. How did I go faster again?
Did I just keep driving around?
Okay, I... I have unlocked zero tombs.
Zero tombs! Ok, that's how I open them.
Fuck.
Don't hit those! 'cause you'll fuck yourself up!
Do you wanna get fucked?
Oh, I get it, these are the tombs, now I understand.
Now I see what (I) do. Ah fuck.
So I'm supposed to be smashing these. There we go.
Ah take that Tutankhamun.
Noo!
Eighteen tombs.
Well I have to got more in the first fucking run than, I guess.
Here we go.
Do it omnibus. Do what you were destined to do.
That's not what you were destined to do, that's a fuck!
Ok, keep going. Keep going and don't die!
There is only 10 left. We can do this.
Fucking bumpers! Omnibus. You sexy beast.
FIve left. Where are those five?
That's not one, okay. Smashy! Smashy grabby.
There's two tombs left. Where are they?
Are they over here? Did I miss some? Ah, missed that one.
I missed another one somewhere... do not get hit by that.
There is one at the start. Just correct yourself!
Omnibus!
The best! What scraping the surface sound was that. now thanks
(reads) "Thanks, OmniBus! These ...ergh... priceless artifacts have never looked better."
You look like Edward Snowden.
I got no rank? Aah, man!
Skydiving. Fall like a pro. That, I can do!
(to the rhythm) I think I did this before in the last version of the game.
*dances*
I don't know what I fucking do. (laughs)
Okay. Let's...
do thiis!
I have to control my omnibus as it falls.
So... do not let the fucking wheels hit the ground untiiil...
now!
Yes. Yes omnibus! Yes!
I'm the fucking best. Oh yeah can't drive it on the ground.
Can't go forward can't go round can't do anything.
When it comes to flyin' as a bus in the air I'm the best at it!
This game is gonna be fucking death of me. Okay, let's go, island jump.
(reads) "Think you can make some risky jumps, OmniBus? Use the Speed Boost Pa..."
I don't fucking need your help or advice.
I'm omnibus dammit!
Okay, what am I doing? *laughs*
Boing... oh fuck ah shit oh no! *screams*
Okay. You just gotta be careful when you're doing the thing.
I'm the best. I'm the best. I'm the fucking best. You wanna fucking gone best!
Oh let the gold rain down on my face like
great urine from the gods.
Thank you omnibus, you saved our family. And my marriage.
(reads) "Yo, Omni-duuude I wanna see some tricks. To do tricks spin around in air. Combo..."
Okay, yeah. I fucking get tricks. Hey, this looks like the things from sonic.
Do you remember those? I do.
Boiiin... that's not a trick. That's a frig.
Hey! I've got a fucking backflip done.
Huah, don't everyone... anyone ever tell me that I can't fucking backflip.
So, the thing about omnibus is that it keeps fucking going faster and faster until you
smash in the from the source out.
Omnibus is what you would call a piece of shit.
Careful, careful, ok ok, save it!
Well fuck. I'm not even fucking controlling the bus
anymore but that's
fine cuz I've got five hundred dollars for
doing fucking nothing...
aah! Jesus fuck.
Just keep fucking spinning, you'll correct
yourself eventually. Oh yeah, oh look at
that fucking 360 point turn. *squeaky voice* Oh, oh.
I can't fucking yell right now. It's the saddest day of all.
Keep flipping, keep flipping ye fat bussy bitch.
We only have 1300.
What am I fucking gonna do? Okay, do this. Yeah!
*laughs*
*laugh slowly transforms into crying*
*cries*
Good try. No, wasn't, I'm fucking patronizing me bitch.
Can I just keep doing this?
Because this has been working out so far.
There you go omnibus. Keep it going. Here is another 600.
Boom! Watch this fucking shit. Check this fucking shit out.
Yeah! Fucking omnibus's the best.
Booing. Yeah, booing! To the end.
Yes. Yes, front flip. Back flip! Side flip!
Fuck!
We're halfway there!
♫ Wo-oh, we're halfway there. ♫
♫ Wo-oh, livin' on a prayer. ♫
♫ Take my hand and we will make it - I swear. ♫
♫ Wo-oh, livin' on a prayer. ♫
♫ Livin' on a prayer! ♫
I'm really sick I swear. Is that it? Is that enough?
Hah, mission complete. Omnibus? Look out omnibus!
No rank. No rank!?
I'll show you no rank with my fucking asshole!
*probably dizzy from sickness* Ergh, god.
(reads) "Omnibus! I got a big firework that's too heavy to fly into the..." Oh, I remember this one.
This one is fucking hard. Because I have to avoid... everything.
And then this fucking bullshit happens. It's fine. It's fine!
It's fuckin' fine! Ah balls. Oh it's death.
Oh everything is a about to fuck my ass.
Careful, careful, careful omnibus!
Ohooooh! I fucking did it! Do you see that shit?
Ain't nothing stopping me! USA!
What about Ireland? I'm rooting for my country, not yours.
For fuck's sake, silver. Oh silver was that, I got a bronze.
It's fine, I didn't want silver. And people were like:
"Hey, do you want silver?" I was like "pfrrrt".
Naah, all right fucking bronze
is what it says covered in shit why I wouldn't want that?
Ok, where the fuck am I?
"Beeper hater, rooftop road rage". This is the one...
There's the another one where I have to go around like a little village
or something that I don't wanna do again
because it's just repeating.
Okay this isn't it. Football Joe! Thanks Joe.
(reads) "The city redirected the traffic to my rooftop football field!"
Okay, I have several questions, but whatever.
(continues reading) "Now these drivers have road rage!"
"OmniBus, be safe and avoid crashing. Survive for 60 seconds!"
Dude, I'm gonna survive for like four years.
Ah god, I'm a fucking double bus.
There's only one thing worse than a bus and that's a double bus.
This makes my life incredibly difficult!
But I'm gonna do it. I'mma do it for the bus.
And for the vine. Out of my fucking way!
Beep beep!
Beep bee...
And we're fucking fine back at it again once again fuck you...
Get out of my way. Get out of my way. I'm trying to slow down.
Get out of my fucking way. What did I say? I am the snake bus.
Oh god oh god oh god... We're only
Okay, we've 20 second left.
I can do this! Oh shit, speedy-boosty pad. Don't hit it.
Yes. Why are you all up here?
How do you even get to work on time? I didn't even hit half of you
and you're still fucked up. Okay, move!
Moopy-beep! Beep-beep-balls!
Okay, four seconds, come on. Omnibus! Omnib...
Yes omnibus! *claps* Omnibus for president of the world!
"That was a slam dunk! Good job, OmniBus!"
But you're a football player! You don't say slam dunk.
Football Joe. If that even is your real face...
Wait, the medal's are based on cars hit?
Unlocked the ultra bus and free play. I don't fucking want free play.
Okay. Let's do the King-kong.
"Ape buster. Drive up a building."
Aww, man. (tries to read) "OmniBus! there's a large Bonobo on top of the Bumpire Tower."
Okay, okay... *sigh* I am... I'm not ready for all of what you're saying...
Drive up the side of a building in a bus.
To stop the bonobo that's on top. Oh am I losing speed. Do I lose speed going up this?
No, I'm still at 56.
The bomb is gonna go off if I go under 50.
Dude this is easy. There is no problem for omnibus.
Okay I'm not getting that thing because it's scary.
So I'm just gonna take a nice sunday drive up the side of this building.
Why are there other people driving up this building? That does not make sense!
Are people dropping them out of a planes? Okay okay, easy does it,
easy does it omnibus. Fuck you.
Up you go from the bottom of this building.
Now really, I'm spitting all over my mic I can see the froths.
The froths does it builds. Aaah, shite.
Look at this. Right up this ape's cock.
Right up your fucking bumpire tower.
Yeah that's that building. That's not where me belongs.
"You're under arrest! Ha ha. Just kidding. Good work."
Good joke...
Okay, well I'm gonna leave this episode of omnibus here.
Fucking awesome game! Getting in... being a bus driver...
Shooting right up an ape's hole.
It's the best, man. Who knew Jack is the best bus driver in the world?
You didn't know, because I didn't even know at the start of this episode, but here we are.
Anyway, thank you guys so much for watching this episode.
If you liked it punch that like button in its face
Like a boss! And, high fives all around.
*Whapoosh, whapoosh*
Thank you guys and I will see all of you dudes. In the next video!
*Outro*
Apparently not gonna see in the next video, because my voice can't keep up! Do it!