-Will Farrell, everybody! Come on!
Thank you for being here! -Thank you!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Thank you for coming back to the show
and enjoy yourself, guys.
Yeah, thanks. The -- The -- Will.
-Jimmy, aren't you just lost in the holiday magic?
[ Laughter ]
-Yes, I am. Was this --
Was this what you're bringing us here?
What is this you brought?
-Well, Jimmy, you know I have a passion for miniatures
because I'm a bit of a control freak.
-Okay. Yeah.
-So every January I begin construction
of my perfect Christmas village. -Oh.
-And since the holidays are almost here,
I thought it would be fun to bring it here
and share it with all of you. -Oh, my God. This is --
[ Cheers and applause ]
Thank you, this -- -Yeah.
-It's really impressive. What --
-I haven't even shown you the best part yet.
Look. [ Switch clicks ]
-Wow! Look at that! -Ohh.
-Wow, that's very good.
-Would you like for me to give you a tour?
-I would love to see a tour of this.
-Oh, oh, okay.
If you do the honor of sprinkling a little
Christmas snow...
-Uh-huh. -Okay.
...over the village. -Over the village, sure.
-And fellas, can I get some music that says
"Holiday magic?"
Oh, thank you. Okay.
Welcome to my perfect Christmas village.
-Wow.
-The season starts downtown with our village gazebo.
-Oh!
And look here, a friendly snowball fight.
-[ Laughs ]
Incredible detail.
Who's this guy over here?
-Oh! That's Michael the Popcorn Man.
-Oh.
And who is she?
-Oh, that's Francine.
She's the town heartbreaker.
[ Laughter ]
But it's not just the people that make a Christmas village
perfect... -Uh-huh.
-...look at these darling shops here.
-Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah.
I see you have a post office there.
-Yeah. -You have a hardware store.
-And don't forget to buy all your Christmas cigars
at the cigar shop.
Mmm.
Is there anything that says holiday cheer
like the smell of a Christmas cigar?
[ Light laughter ]
-I guess, I guess. Sure, I guess.
I never, uh... -You guess?
I know. -Oh, okay, you do?
-Yeah. You know?
Crap, I've never heard of that.
What is this factory over here? This is a factory?
-Uh-huh. -Yeah?
They make toys there? Or candy canes or something?
-No. Nobody knows what goes on there.
[ Laughter ]
Not even me.
[ Laughter ]
-What's this over here?
-Oh! That's the Ross Dress For Less.
[ Laughter ]
And, uh, and that's where the towns people
shop when they want dresses. -Uh-huh.
-But for less. -But for less.
-Yeah, I gotcha.
-Uh, over here we have people getting their photos with Santa.
But you better be good, or no Christmas cigars for you.
[ Laughter ]
And here's our reindeer petting zoo.
-Oh, that's got -- Oh, it looks like there's some
are there some wolves in there with the reindeer?
-Uh-huh.
Well, Santa's busy with other things,
so the wolves are there to keep the reindeer in check.
-Uh, it looks like some wolves have actually escaped
and are walking around town.
[ Laughter ]
-Well, they vote, so they've earned their right to be there.
-The wolves -- The wolves vote?
-The wolves run the town, Jimmy. They run it all.
So you better not say anything bad about them.
[ Panting, heaving ]
Hey, [ Whimpering ]
it's not almost midnight, is it?
[ Panting ]
[ Laughter ]
-It -- It --
It i-- It i--
It i-- It is.
-Oh, no.
-[ Laughing ] -Oh. Oh, no!
[ Laughter ]
Not on the full moon!
Not now!
Ahh!
It burns!
-Oh, oh, oh. What -- What -- Will!
What's going on?
-I'm turning into a werewolf.
[ Grunting, gurgling ]
And I told a fib.
That's not the original Michael the Popcorn Man.
I ate the real Michael. [ Laughter ]
-What?
-I woke up the next morning in the gazebo... naked.
I couldn't remember anything, but I could taste popcorn man.
You have to take me to the factory!
Take me to the factory and handcuff me to the radiator
for your own safety!
[ Grunting, gurgling continues ]
[ Laughter ]
-Wait, wait, wait! Is that all I can --
-[ Grumbling, growling ] -Is that
Is that all I can do?
-It's a long process. -Oh, my God.
-This is terrible. What can I do?!
-The village needs blood! Needs new, fresh blood!
-What?
-Oh, I have an idea! I have an idea!
I have a tiny figurine of me.
-Oh. -Maybe if I put him in
your Christmas village, that could be good?
-It's the only way! [ Breathing heavily ]
-Look at there. -Jimmy --
[ Applause ]
Jimmy, I told another fib. -What?
-I wasn't really turning into a werewolf.
[ Laughter ]
-I just needed to see if you had Christmas heart.
And I needed to know if you could save my village,
and you did it!
You saved Christmas!
Holiday cigar?
-Wow! Thanks, buddy! -Yeah?
Will Farrell, everybody.
More with Will after the break. Come on back!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my -- What?
[ Cheers and applause ]