OF
OF THAT
OF THAT VERY FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL, WE
>>>
>>> WE
>>> WE SAY IT ALL OF THE TIME ON "BREAKS THE NEWS" BUT
TONIGHT, WE ARE DOING IT FOR
THE KIDS.
THE KIDS.
THE KIDS. MANY OF THE LITTLE ONES ARE
GETTING READY TO GO BACK TO
SCHOOL.
SCHOOL.
SCHOOL. >> WE ARE BEGINNING WITH THIS,
AN ATTEMPT OF RUNNING ADVICE
BENCH AT THE STATE FAIR.
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>> SO,
>> SO, WE
>> SO, WE ARE HERE. DON'T HAVE ANY CUSTOMERS YET.
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[MUSIC] >> JUST WAITING.
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[MUSIC] HI, HELLO.
HI, HELLO. >> WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
>> THIS WAS NOT MY IDEA.
[ LAUGHTER ] SO, WE
ARE ON CAMERA, ACT NORMAL.
IF THERE IS ANYTHING YOU NEED
TO TELL ME, I CAN TRY TO SAY
STUFF.
STUFF.
STUFF. >>
STUFF. >> WE ARE MOVING TO COLLEGE ON
FRIDAY.
FRIDAY.
FRIDAY. DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE FOR US?
>> I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS IN
COLLEGE, THEY SAY IT IS REALLY
GREAT.
GREAT.
GREAT. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
>> WE GO UP TO COLLEGE IN
DULUTH. ú>> DULUTH?
>> YOU ARE IN FOR A REAL TREAT,
THEN.
THEN.
THEN. [
THEN. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I
MEAN DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS THAT
ARE GOING THERE?
>> WE ARE ROOM MATES.
>> YES.
>> YES.
>> YES. >> YES.
>> YES.
>> YES. >> WE ARE LIVING TOGETHER.
>> WOW.
>> WOW.
>> WOW. >> SO, IF YOU JUST STAY CALM
AND KNOW THAT YOU PROBABLY ARE
GOING TO LEAVE COLLEGE AND
BECOME A REAL ADULT MEANS THAT
YOU SHOULD JUST STAY CALM FOR
THE REST OF THE THREE YEARS IN
YOUR COLLEGE -- WAIT HOW MANY
YEARS ARE IN COLLEGE.
>> FOUR.
>> FOUR.
>> FOUR. >> OH, SORRY.
FOUR.
FOUR.
FOUR. YEAH.
YEAH.
YEAH. [
YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> THANK
YOU FOR THE ADVICE.
>> THANK YOU.
>> YES.
>> YES.
>> YES. NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> HAVE FUN IN COLLEGE.
>> GOOD-BYE.
>> GOOD-BYE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> WHO DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO
WIN THE SUPER BOWL THIS YEAR?
>> WELL, I THINKING THE VIKINGS
HAVE ONE CHANCE IF THEIR
OFFENSIVE LINE HOLDS UP.
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH. THAT IS TRUE.
>> DO YOU LIKE THE VIKINGS NEW
QUARTERBACK.
QUARTERBACK. >> YES.
>> YES.
>> YES. HE IS GREAT.
I LIKE HIM.
>> DID YOU LIKE IT WHEN THE
TOUCHDOWN WON THE GAME, CRAZY?
>> I SERIOUSLY ALMOST PASSED
OUT BECAUSE OF THAT.
>> I KNOW, ME AND MY FAMILY
WERE SCREAMING, WE WERE SO
HAPPY.
HAPPY.
HAPPY. >>
HAPPY. >> I HOPE THE VIKINGS WIN FOR
PETE'S SAKE.
PETE'S SAKE. >> OKAY.
>> OKAY.
>> OKAY. SEE YOU LATER.
>> SEE YA.
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>>
>> WHAT
>> WHAT IS YOUR NAME? >> OBIDIA.
>> OBIDIA. >> I AM VICTOR.
>> HELLO.
>> HELLO.
>> HELLO. I HAVE FASHION QUESTIONS FOR
YOU.
YOU.
YOU. >>
YOU. >> OH.
>> OH.
>> OH. >>
>> OH. >> YES.
>> YES.
>> YES. NOW YOU ARE TALKING.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY
OUTFIT?
OUTFIT?
OUTFIT? >> I LIKE YOUR PURSE.
>> YOU LIKE MY PURSE.
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH. >> DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY IT
WORKS, THOUGH?
WORKS, THOUGH? >> WELL, I MEAN, IT IS SORT OF
THE FASHIONABLE KIND OF THING
YOU WOULD WEAR TO A STATE FAIR.
>> NICE.
>> NICE.
>> NICE. >> COUNTING YOUR SUN GLASSES.
DO YOU KNOW JCPENNEY.
>> YES?
>> YES?
>> YES? THEY HAVE SOME GOOD STUFF THAT
YOU COULD BUY.
>> OKAY.
>> OKAY.
>> OKAY. >> AND THEN, THERE ARE THRIFT
STORES THAT HAVE GREAT STUFF.
>> I LOVE THEM R DID YOU SEE
THESE?
THESE?
THESE? THE ARM CANDY.
>> THOSE ARE ARM CANDY?
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>>
>> I
>> I LOVE
>> I LOVE YOUR HAIR, THOUGH. >> THANK YOU.
>> I DRESSED IT BECAUSE I WAS
-- I WANTED TO MAKE IT BETTER
THAN LAST YEAR.
>> WHAT WAS IT LIKE LAST YEAR?
>> VERY SPIKY, VERY MESSY.
>> THIS IS CONTROLLED MESSY.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> SEE YOU LATER.
>> SEE YA
FASHION,
FASHION, FOOTBALL, COLLEGE. >> DO YOU WANT -- I ASKED THE
QUESTIONS ABOUT FASHION, OH!
>> OH YOU DON'T SAY?
>> YOU EVER HEARD OF JCPENNEY.
THAT IS WHAT I AM TALKING
ABOUT.
ABOUT.
ABOUT. >>
ABOUT. >> WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THAT,
THERE ARE NO DUDS WITH HIM.
SOMETIMES PEOPLE SAY THEY EDIT
ALL OF THE BAD ONES OUT.
DID NOT HAPPEN.
EVERY PERSON CAME AND SAT DOWN
HE SPOKE TO AND GAVE THEM
ADVICE.
ADVICE.
ADVICE. >> HE IS SUPER FAMOUS AT THIS
POINT, DO PEOPLE KNOW HIM?
>> HE SAID HE IS 100 MILLION
TIMES FAMOUS AND THEN I FIRED
HIM.
HIM.
HIM. HE
HIM. HE SAID HE DID NOT GET PAID SO
I CAN'T FIRE HIM.
WHO IS THE BOSS OF THAT