We got your phone charger.
Ah! Why is it hot?
Because we pulled it out of the fire.
- You are welcome. - Let's hit the showers.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
I told you she’d be like this. What’d I say?
- Yeah, I owe you ten bucks. - Right.
Did you guys light my house on fire?
- No, of course not. - Just relax, OK?
- No, no. - Take it easy.
I mean...
- Yeah. - Just the kitchen.
The kitchen is gone.
- It’s gone. -Yes, yes, but the rest of the house
- totally fine. - Yeah.
How did you guys light my kitchen on fire?
Oh, this is gonna be good. Let me get some popcorn.
What happened?
OK, first of all we couldn’t find a light switch anywhere.
- It was very dark. - And kind of cold.
I happened to have a flare on me.
- Which would solve both problems. - Oh my God.
- Show her. - OK.
No!
So, I had a flare in your kitchen.
And then we started exploring.
First thing we found were the curtains.
Well...
The flare found them.
Those things went up fast!
Did you guys try to put it out?
- Yes! - Of course we did!
Um, you know that saying fight fire with fire?
- Yeah, that does not work. - No.
- Let’s hit the showers. - Woo!
No, nobody’s hittin’ the showers!
[groaning]
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What’s your problem with showers, Charlotte?
- Yeah, right. Let’s hit the showers. - Woo!
You guys, what about my kitchen?
[groaning]
I’ll take care of it. You’ll have a new kitchen in six to eight weeks.
Take a look at these cabinet samples.
Well, we could do oak or maybe mahogany.
Ooh!
I don’t need a new kitchen in six to eight weeks!
I need a kitchen today!
Why?
Yeah, what’s your deal?
My deal is that I have a date tonight with Jack Swagger
and I was gonna make him dinner at my house!
Wait.
You know Jack Swagger?
International music super star, Jack Swagger?
Youngest person to win a Grammy, Jack Swagger?
- You have a date? - Yes.
With Jack Swagger!
How do you know Jack Swagger?
We went to camp together like ten years ago,
back when he was Jack Swagawitz.
OK. How did we not know this until now?
I have told you guys like a million times. You guys just never listen to me.
- I don’t believe you. - I don’t remember that.
- Uh... - Truth or flare?
Truth.
Who’s the person you ever smooched?
Jack Swagger, summer camp, back when he was Jack Swagawitz.
Dude, dude, dude, check me out. Check me out. I’m Flarry Potter, magic!
Magic!
You’re a wizard Flarry Potter, yes!
Yes, oh!
OK, fine. You told us one time.
Uh...
Who’s that from?
Jack Swagger. We went to camp together.
He’s playing at the Swampy Bowl so we’re gonna go out for dinner a…
The ice cream man!
Oh my gosh!
[crying]
OK, so you mentioned it twice.
You know, scientists say that you have to hear something
three times to be legally remembered.
Ah...
Hey, can you guys swing by my house and pick up my phone charger on the way back?
I have a date with Jack Swagger. I know him from camp.
Oh, and by the way, the light switch in the kitchen’s a little hard to find. So…
Wow! Was that today?
That was an hour ago.
An hour ago today?
And I can think of seven more times I’ve told you guys.
- Not enough times. - No, no, no.
Well, Jack was supposed to come to my house and have dinner tonight.
But now I can’t make him dinner!
Why not?
We got your phone charger.
Because you burnt down my kitchen!
Just take him out to Restaurant Sotto Vocé! Nice place, romantic.
Kitchen not burned.
- That you know of. - That I know of.
We tried that. He’s too famous. He gets mobbed wherever he goes.
Yeah. Saw him at the dentist once. Tackled him. Turns out, different guy.
So you guys can only have dates at your house?
Or secret restaurants.
Like one time in New York, he took me to this cool
underground spot below a fake laundromat.
I got it!
We need some place to turn into a fake restaurant, ay.
Some place nobody knows about.
Somewhere underground.
I say we make a fake restaurant in Henry’s house.
- Yes. - No.
Why not?
There’s a hawk in my house.
There’s a hawk in your house?
That’s what Piper said.
OK, so we’ll do it in the man cave.
Do what in the man cave?
- Make it a secret restaurant. - Yes!
No, we’re not turning the man cave into a secret restaurant.
You owe me! You burnt down my kitchen!
You never listen to me!
You get mad at me when I read books in the man cave!
I knew I smelled books in here!
You owe me!
Fine! We’ll turn the man cave into a restaurant.
Yes!