- Ugh, what is that?
Is this after taste?
Is this what after taste is?
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Wassup I'm King Bach
and I'm here to pour it up with Elle on "Thirst Trap."
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I got 10 questions accompanied by 10 shots.
So I've got the option to answer these questions honestly,
or I keep quiet, and I gotta knock one of these shots back.
Ugh, ugh!
All right I'm gonna try to answer all these questions.
Except for-- yeah okay.
(loud scream)
I'm nervous,
I'm nervous.
Okay here we go.
Here we go, it's not that bad.
It can't be that bad.
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"Did you ever think you'd become this famous?"
Not like this.
Not on the internet. (laughs)
I thought I'd be like,
the biggest movie star in the world,
which is coming soon.
I mean, ask me this question
in five years.
So I don't have to drink the Listerine?
Is that what that means?
Ugh!
I'm done with this.
Oh this one's good.
Can I still drink it?
(pop music)
It's the thirst quencher.
Oh that is good.
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"What's the worst joke you've ever told?"
Like my first month doing stand up comedy,
and I had this joke,
about like a prostitute,
homeless prostitute.
I was like,
I don't want your (beep) give it to the homeless.
And the homeless was like I don't want that (beep)
box it up and donate it to Haiti.
And this was right after the big,
earthquake in Haiti.
And in a room full of Haitians in Miami.
So everyone booed me.
And that was the worst joke I've ever told.
And I just told it again.
But at least I do not have to take a little shot.
Let me just smell this one.
Ah!
Whoa!
(pop music)
Oh, hot sauce.
Tomato, Bloody Mary.
One more just to see what,
ah!
No, I almost threw up.
(pop music)
"Is there any bits on medicine,
"that you wish you could take out or change?"
Oh wow.
Let's see.
Comedy music album.
The reason why I call it medicine
'cause laughter is the best medicine.
I wish I could add more songs.
But I guess that's what the second album is for.
When you laugh,
and you're having a good time, you're just thinking
about the moment,
or the joke that made you laugh,
you forget all about your problems,
you forget,
all about any issues you had before,
you are just living in that moment.
That, is what medicine is all about.
Exclusive here,
I think I'm gonna call the second album,
"Refill."
You heard it here first.
Am I allowed to say that.
Let me just smell this and see what that was.
Oh!
It might be another thirst quencher.
But I don't know.
(pop music)
Oh delish.
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"Would you renounce Instagram if that meant,
"you could get Vine back?"
R.I.P. Vine.
It's so hard.
Making six second videos.
Like Instagram gives you that full minute,
and then they've got the Instagram TV,
life is just easier.
But,
definitely R.I.P. Vine.
For sure R.I.P. Vine.
Y'all baiting me 'cause if I drink any of this vinegar
I'm gonna be pissed.
(pop music)
How come my tongue couldn't tell what that was,
like I have to like.
(pop music)
I don't know what is it.
We gonna put it right over there.
It got a after taste.
What is that.
Is this after taste?
Is this what after taste is?
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"Who is your celebrity crush?"
Halle Berry.
Remember that James Bond movie she was in?
And then she came out the water?
That scene right there.
She was glowing.
Is she married still?
Do we know, do we have confirmation?
If she's not, "Hello."
Bam!
Let me just smell.
Whoa!
(pop music)
I don't even know what this is.
(pop music)
"Does Kind Bach have a queen?"
No, he does not.
I am taking applications,
so if Halle Berry walks in with the application form,
hired on the spot!
Yes, I am doing so good!
Let's see.
(pop music)
They say if you get sprayed by a skunk,
you're supposed to shower in this.
My cousin got sprayed by a skunk,
he showered in it.
And he still smelled like (beep).
Myth, busted, here on "Thirst Trap."
These ones look crazy.
This one has to be crazy because whatever it is,
they didn't have enough left.
This is the last of it.
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You're starring alongside Taraji P. Henson
in Netflix's upcoming "Coffee & Kareem,"
what was the worst role, you've seen Taraji in?
Oh, man!
What, why?
This is the betrayal question.
Can I smell?
Let me just smell this.
That, that, that, that, that, that, that's sodium.
That's just pure sodium.
This isn't even like the,
you know they got the two soy sauces,
the red one which is like the bad one,
and they've got the green one
that's like oh it's healthy sodium-free.
This is the red one, this is the one that's going.
What!
(pop music)
All right.
"Empire."
Yeah, she was horrible at "Empire."
Yeah?
But I love you Taraji.
I had to do it, look at the question!
Look at the question!
Wow, illegal.
A heart attack.
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"You have to erase the world's memory
"of one of these stand up comedians who would it be?
"Dave Chappelle,
"Jerry Seinfeld,
"Chris Rock,
"Richard Pryor,
"or Steve Martin?"
Erase the world's memory?
David Chappelle, legend.
Jerry Seinfeld, legend.
Chris Rock, legend.
Richard, legend.
Steve, legend.
We're gonna keep all the black people for sure.
So it's between Jerry Seinfeld and Steve Martin.
Jerry Seinfeld, already a billionaire.
You know what I mean?
Like, let someone else get that billion.
So maybe if we erase Jerry Seinfeld,
Steve Martin will get that billion.
So we gonna erase Jerry Sein-- (laughs)
Yeah.
We gonna erase Jerry Seinfeld.
Let me see what this was.
Uh-uh.
(pop music)
Prune juice?
What is prune juice?
Where do you find prune juice?
What are prunes?
When I go in the shower my hands get pruny,
but I didn't know they made juice out of it.
All right here we go.
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Come on.
Oh my god.
"Who is the most overrated person on MTV's 'Wild 'n Out?'"
Ah come on, damn!
Damn!
All right, let me see what we've got
in this drink right here.
Syrup?!
(pop music)
I had it the whole day,
don't have to answer this question!
Ah!
This is blackmail.
This is diabetes.
Blackmail, diabetes.
All right, what brand of this syrup is this?
(pop music)
All right we're just gonna
have to answer this question then.
(pop music)
Ah!
King Bach.
Can't go wrong with that.
Now can ya?
Why am I the most overrated?
We gotta go into detail?
Why does he have all these followers?
Why is he in so many Netflix movies?
He doesn't deserve it.
He's average at best.
I think that was good. (laughs)
Okay last one.
This is orange juice, hey.
(pop music)
This is not orange juice!
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All right, come on question.
Don't be crazy, don't be crazy, don't be fuckin' crazy.
"Is there one role you regret saying yes to."
What!
I can't answer this.
With all my credibility, all my reputations.
Okay, okay, think.
There's a way around this somehow.
What!
There's no way around this.
What!
That is eggs!
A whole bunch of eggs!
Those are eggs!
(pop music)
You don't have like a frying pan right here?
No frying pan?
Oh!
It didn't say,
"Tell us the one role you regret saying yes to."
It said, "Is there one role you regret saying yes to?"
No ladies and gentlemen, no!
The answer is no!
Yes!
Wow!
Good job brain.
You did that brain.
We saw the question.
The average person would have just lost the relationships
in the industry.
But no, not Bach.
He's smart, he's going to keep all of his relationships.
And do all (beep) movies he wants to do.
I just spilled that on the floor.
This was crazy.
By far the craziest thing I've done, today,
yesterday, maybe the last year.
Make sure you subscribe to Elle.
And just follow King Bach.
In life.
That's a good decision.
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