Why are we even f****** playing Fortnight?
Episode over!
Oh. My. God you guys.
I -- *ughhh*
That was amazing!
I took a Claritin and this is the weirdest fever dream I've ever experienced
[Intro Music]
Well hello everybody, welcome back!
I'm Grace. -I'm Mamrie, and today this might get played.
Videogames, ever heard of 'em?
-Do you play games? Do you do any video games? -I play emotional games. -Well, I know I'm your friend.
I had a Playstation at one point because an ex-boyfriend liked it. I played Clayfighter a lot growing up - -Clayfighter?
I also played Duck Hunt, the classic - -Of course -- -And then my younger -- -Your dog looks like the dog from Duck Hunt.
Please do a split screen
[Duck Hunt music]
My younger brother Tim and I used to play Pokemon Stadium, but we wouldn't play the stadium game,
we'd play all the side games like Sushi Go-Round where it's just
Pokemon eating as much sushi as they can in like 60 seconds, and we played that -- -I'm all about that life
Yeah, how 'bout you? -I love Mario Kart. I had no, like, way of winning. I just wanted to have fun
I just wanted like a fun... fun cruise. -Well, that's what we're gonna do today.
We have an expert in gaming, so we've been told. The one, the only, Alex Clark!
Oh my god! -Look at this smile
I love when a man just screams. -Well I'm an expert, you guys!
You have so much energy that it's making me tired.
We have fun facts about Alex Clark. -Oh, no, I'm scared
Here's what it literally says on my card. -Okay.
What sets him apart is his use of animation to convey his stories. He grew up watching movies based on fictional character Aladdin.
That is my whole life summed up in a sentence. That is great.
He also -- -I'm starting a new streaming service that only streams Aladdin.
Do you remember when I met you guys at the Streamys? I bet you don't. -No.
And all I said was 'O-o-oh my god,
Mamrie, you're funny as f***'
Oh, I love that! -Yeah
That's great, and I was also there -- -And I felt so bad because I used to watch you all the time, and that's how I knew Mamrie.
And I felt so bad, uh, and I just wanna say --
I'm so glad you just freed yourself -- -I just want to say this, you're even funnier than I said on that day. Yeah
[Crew laughter]
You're good too. -I'm good too. I'm good too.
You used to perform with your juggling duo, Juggalicious? -Oh my god, that is a reference.
Wow, you guys did your research.
Uhh, I think it got taken from a porn company, so we had to --
Oh, JUG - a - licious -Yeah, we had to get rid of it.
We got some, we got some shit for you to juggle! -Oh, I love to juggle! This is my life!
This is quite a request that you just assume I could do this many, this is --
Well, you were in the dynamite group Juggalicious, so --
I'm gonna juggle 'em, gonna toss one and you're gonna catch it in your mouth.
[Excited yelling]
We love Benihana so much that this is our -- -Also this could 100% take out some teeth. -Are we really gonna do this?
I will try
[circus music]
I'm ready
[more excited yelling]
Oh! Oh! Ah! Ah!
What a great segue into f****** playing Fortnight right now
Well, Fortnight is currently the people's choice, if you will, of games -Yeah
Because it is so popular, they're like doing competitions in stadiums and stuff -- -They are, yeah.
Isn't a fortnight like a measure of time? Two nights? Two weeks? -Two weeks?
Isn't it something they used to write in like Civil War letters like, 'it was a fortnight'
Can we bring it out? -Yeah, let's bring it out.
We are going to play fortnight. I know not one thing about it. What's the general, what's the log-line?
You're shootin' people.
Alright. -That's it? -That's all you guys need to know. You're not gonna take a lot from this.
I need inspiration of what my goal is, am I fighting for a lady? Like what's the Princess Peach of this b****?
You're fighting to save Alex Clark's life. -Yeah yeah yeah, if you lose this game, I'm gonna die.
Okay, Mamrie you're up first.
What would you like your obit to say because I am bad at this.
You have no faith in yourself?
NONE!
Okay, who's -- -Go for it --Who's the hunk?
Matchmaking, yes. -The hunk? This is me. This... -Okay!
Spitting image
This is like, the way things move in every video game on a keyboard -Oh wow
How come some of them have like, cute dragon backpacks? -They pay for them, that's how these guys make so much money on this game is --
Oh, so you can buy fashion. Oh, they're spray painting them!
We're kinda waiting to go to the island where we're all gonna die. -[both] Okay.
Is this one of those games where you're playing against other nerds? -100 other people
WHAT!!! -Nerds, yeah.
You don't know what my dad does -- -WOAH WOAH WOAH, does he have a parachute?
Woah, he's doing-- -You guys, the parachute's coming -He's doing the Gaga Superbowl Halftime show
Ooh, ooh that's a... what the, what? He Inspector Gadgeted that outta his hands
Okay. -Tomato Town. You got, you -- -[both] Tomato Town?!
Why are they trying to make it cute? -You seem like you like tomatoes.
Are any of you vegetarians? -I am --
Oh, this is perfect. -And it's actually a fruit!
Yeah? [laughter]
I pop grape tomatoes like they're chips. [laughter]
Wait, so now he's going into the most adorable Pizza Hut -Right now we're trying to find a weapon before --
Oh god -Why would there be weapons -- -Why are they pillaging the --
OH NO we're dying -- -AHHH --we're dying!
We're dead.
This is Philadelphia after the Eagles won.
[laughter]
This is my guy. -Yeah.
Oh my god, he's so handsome
He is, look at those cargo pants. I haven't seen those since the Gap.
If you can pull off a cargo pant, you must be attractive.
[laughter]
Your goal is just to kill everybody -- -To be the last person left. --or do you have teammates?
There's no teammates. There's a couple different modes you can do. -So it's like Hunger Games
But right now it's --yeah, it's exactly like Hunger Games.
Josh Hutcherson -- -I almost said J-Lo; that movie would've been so different with J-Lo.
Oh my god, Hunger Games with J-Lo, can you imagine? -Oh god, if that was J-Lo I volunteer as tribute!
Look at his little trot! -Get him! -Lookit!
Kill the bus -Oh, look at me runnin', look at me runnin'.
Kill the bus!
Oh, there's one over there, there's one over there. -This is the worst rave ever.
What is this like, Easter egg hunt for guns?
Is this what happens at EDM concerts?
You're on a blimp now, why not?
It's like the mushrooms just kicked in. -Alright, so we're dropping in, the game is starting, now's kind of like a waiting room, right?
Steer clear of Tomato Town. -Yeah, Tomato Town - I don't like that gangster pizzaria.
[yelling]
I just touched the mouse, I just touched the mouse!
Oh he's beautiful
Ooh, let's go to this farm. -You're just hanging on a drone.
A little 'farm to table' action.
Any farmer's daughters that wanna hang out?
Press the spacebar to -- [laughter]
[yelling]
You got killed. -To be fair, I think I stayed alive longer. [applause]
Grace, you're up!
I didn't pay attention at all to any of the instructions that you just gave.
We're gonna be a little bit honest with you guys, before we started filming all we could talk about was Shaq Fu.
Shaq Fu -- -Shaq Fu just came out, I think it's a remake of a game but it is the best video game I've ever played in my life.
It's Shaq plus kung fu!
He's just -- -You fight ninjas!
What if they had Shaq as an avatar in Fortnight?
Oh my god. -Right?
Look I'm just chopping grass. -You're chop --oh that's how you do it?
So you just hang out in this like, beautiful field to wait for all the murderers to show up? -Yeah yeah yeah.
Yeah can we stay here and take a nap?
Spacebar to drop in, and enjoy your moment of peace in the sky.
HIII! -Oh press 'W' --
Let's go over here -- -HIIIIII!
Yeah, ooh ooh ooh
Hey murderers, what's up? Let's do the damn thing.
Fortnight, a place to die on your own terms -Look at his muscles, that's beautiful. -Look how cute his butt looks
He's so tuned. -I like the little Rambo thing.
How do I get down?
[explitive] Oh you piece of gas-guzzling [explitive]
So what we want to do, the main goal of this is to get a gun, so if we look to -- -I got firewood -If we guide the mouse up a little bit
Ooh look at that sky! -Oh, that's so pretty! Make a wish
This is like the worst date I've ever been on.
[laughter] Really? You have not hung out with us long enough. It gets worse.
Are the only people on this island the other players -- -Yeah, yeah -- or are there random killers?
They're afraid of me, that's why none of them have shown up
Gimme this! -This is gonna be the best day of my life.
Gimme this treasure! -Don't click that, but go up to it and press 'E'
EEE! -EEE!
EEE! EEE!
We got a gun! -I got it! [yelling]
[applause] I don't like - I don't like promoting that we have guns.
Let's, let's retire. -Yeah, retire. I don't like - I mean, gun control.
We know we have the right to have that gun, but it doesn't mean we want it.
Did you know it took me 45 minutes to get here, you guys? [laughter]
And you know, we don't pay any of our guests.
Wow, Alex, thank you for providing us little to no information about Fortnight -- -That's what I'm good at, it's what I'm good at.
If we played -- bring me back for Shaq Fu and uh -- -Can we?
Shaq Fu, guys leave comments down below if you want Alex to come back and play Shaq Fu with us because he showed us 10 seconds of it, and it's the best game ever.
And if you guys wanna check it out, my Aladdin streaming service is launching on Monday. -I love it!
No seriously, where can everybody find you? -Uh, "itsalexclark" on YouTube, it's gonna be great.
Check it out! -Thank you!
Yeah, thanks for having me guys. -Thank you so much for coming, honestly. [applause]
Alex Clark everybody!
Thank you so much!
We'll send you an invoice for those apples. Alex Clark everybody!
Chomp!
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Grace, who do we have a gratitude problem with today?
Today it comes from Crumby_Tato, they say this was a very rushed, uh, and was done on a cheap phone app.
"I'm so sorry but love your show, thank you for all the laughs. I may or may not have binge-watched every episode of This Might Get...
Also it's more than just the logo, I swear" and look how cute this illustration is!
Uh, I love it, like I want that as a poster. -Yeah, I can't believe you did this on a phone app.
Such a confident artist. Super rushed.
Good for you, better than I could ever do if I took 20 years.
Thank you so much for this, if you guys want to be featured in an upcoming Gratitude Problem segment, make sure that you uh, you know,
tag us on any social media platform and any kind of art you have. -And in the --
Mmm sorry -No, just @ThisMightGet
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I'm gonna... start... I have murder in my blood now.
I -- We need to get her more of that apple, her blood sugar is SPIKED.
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