[narrator] Previously... on a very special summer
Where are my flamingo shorts?!
Crazions, those aren't the same shorts!
Be vigilant. If we want to find these shorts,
we're gonna to have to make sure that we have the right ones
Something went wrong, product not found- NO!!
My flamingo shorts are out of stock, they don't make them anymore!
Where?
Oh, where, have my flamingo shorts gone?
I searched again. They're not here! They're not in my fucking house, okay? I checked
absolutely everywhere
and I can't find them.
I have no idea where these shorts have gone
So that's why I sent out the task to you guys that maybe you might have found the shorts
You might have found them somewhere out in the wild
that I can actually go buy them! If I don't have the same shorts anymore
It's a bit of a shame those ones had an ass impression and an odor that will not go away
that was just mine alone
But if I can't find those ones then I might as well just buy new ones
But I put it up to you guys to send out the task to find me this shorts to see if they were out in the internet...
Let's see what you fuckers came back with.
"Let's get those flamingo shorts gamers!"
*chuckles*
You didn't even edit out the bread in the background. You just pasted over it with everything else!
Mwah! <3
Tasty, perfect edits, good meme!
*Very dramatically* "In life, very important is love... love for flamingo shorts" - Sir Jack Septiceye McLoughlin
That's me! Ha ha!
That's me, Sir Jacksepticeye McLaughlin.
You can call me Sir Jack from now on, thank you.
Sir the legendary Jacksepticeye.
I'll go by either- either or is fine. But yes, li-life is love and love is
flamingo shorts and life without flamingo shorts is a life devoid of love!
*laughs*
"Jack... I don't feel so good..."
*laughs*
That's what happened-
Fucking Thanos!
Big, purple, thicc
legend got me quakin. He-he took my Flamingo shorts. They vanished-
Poof!
They're somewhere wherever Spider-Man is right now
Hope he's looking after them
least if I could find the dust
that the shorts had turned into, maybe then I can fashion a new pair or infuse them in somewhere or just
*harsh inhale*
Snort up the flamingo short dust and then it at least still be part of me
"I'm sorry Sean. Just *EXCEPT* the truth R.I.P"
Flamingo shorts
"They aren't underwear." They weren't underwear!
*sobs*
That's what I had said; they weren't underwear they were SHORTS damn it, okay?!
Alexa!
This is so sad! Can't we find my flamingo shorts??!
There's no Alexa in this room.
Hey, Google!
Don't have that either.
Hey Siri, where are my Flamingo shorts?
Siri: You're at-
No
No, no, no
Um... Okay
Um, Alexa just g-
Er- Siri just gave away my address. Um...
No
Robin!! Edit that shit out, okay?! I'm at
Uh-
242 Wallaway Sydney
Siri: You're a twat.
"Let's get this bread."
Uh- no, uh no no no no, it's 2019 we're not getting bread anymore -_-
"Let's get these flamingo shorts, ah?"
Yeah, that's what I'm all about. Don't want bread anymore.
Bread's stinky, bread's full of carbs
It's gonna make you fat. Okay?
Scott Pilgrim: No, why would I get fat? Ramona: Bread makes you fat
Scott Pilgrim: Bread makes you fat?
Don't get bread anymore
Okay, if you spend all 2018 getting bread, okay, it's time to- it's time to get a diet, alright?
It's time to get a gym membership and let's lose the weight from all the bread that we were getting last year
*Chuckles*
"Why can't I find shorts like this?"
"fake-ass flamingo shorts"
Hey
*Chuckle*
"No"
"I'm literally the shorts in the pic"
*laughs*
*wheeze*
Oh, yes! I love it!!
That's a good use of that meme
"I found them"
Okay solid effort. That was a lot like the ones that I had up on on my whiteboard last last time, okay?
No, it's not a time to LAUGH!
That's exactly what it looks like.
But at the same time I know that's Photoshop
Okay, I've seen a few shops in my time.
That's a Photoshop right there.
That's not real
"Missing shorts! Where are they?"
"Someone stole them?"
"Misplaced?"
"Who cares?"
This is exactly what would happen.
If you came in my house try and kick my dog, steal a box full of ball points
Okay, you come in my house and spout this shit at me
"Who cares about flamingo shorts?"
You might as well be saying: Who cares about life? Who cares about love?
Who cares about anything at all?
This is important to me.
Alright?
And if you don't understand that-
"Wearing the Berlin jumper" we got a little bit going on-
"Wearing the Mable jumper" ha ha, the activity has kicked up
"Wearing the 100% gamer beanie"
*CLAP*
Now you're fucking cooking. Now you're talking, but finding those flamingo shorts...
BOOM!!!
Okay, that's what it's all about
That's how you reach that's how you open up your third eye and squeegee that bad boy clean
"This edit is absolutely horrible, but I was so damn bored I just had to do it"
You fixed it. Okay. I said last time that the-
I was wearing flamingo shorts- me, a human-man-boy
have been wearing flamingo shorts- have been it's not anymore. I'm sad it's not here. Where are they?!
So last time people were drawing flamingos wearing flamingo shorts, but that doesn't follow along
Okay, it has to be flamingos wearing boy shorts.
Oaky, look at these little boy half pants.
you know he had to do it to 'em
Why does this work so well?
It actually looks like he's wearing the shorts
Those are the right shorts as well, see people caught on
People remembered
We still haven't found them though
How can you be this accurate?
You guys are out there.
I've been CRYING myself to sleep every night. Just-
absolutely weeping
All day and all night. I had to change my bed sheets like every two hours just 'cause they were soaked.
Some people thought I was wetting the bed, but- *heh*
I was but for-
in a different way
but as I was crying myself to sleep
you guys just thought that I was a joke, didn't you?
You're all out there laughing at me thinking 'ha ha Jack's just joking
he doesn't actually want the flamingo shorts anymore.'
I'm just going to make a meme about it now...
How dare you?
Okay, my...
Father fought in the war for these shorts, okay
This is what The Great Drone Wars of Gatwick 2018 were about
They were fighting for shorts' freedom!
The ability to be able to wear your flamingo shorts out in public
and I'm the only one who doesn't have them anymore.
"I miss my flamingo shorts." Here, I drew a picture of them.
"Those aren't the same ones!" They're not! Does that look like those!?
No! Ghese are fake shorts. Okay. Those are f-horts!
Those suck, those don't even have a drop shadow on the flamingos.
How am I supposed to know where the sunlight is coming from?
Those are actual shorts. My ones were...
Actual shorts as well. They're NOT underwear. They were SHORTS!
They were actually swimming trunks but the point still stands
Oh my god. Holy shit. That's a thiCc boy
Those are some fucking thiCC thambs right there.
That is a *fat* ass!
Oh boy, look at that tHiCc skinny legend got me quaking, fuck!
If I saw that walking out in the woods, you know what I'd do?
I'd fucking TOP OF THE MORNIN' to that ass.
That's what actually happens during an eclipse
The moon doesn't go in front of the sun at the perfect equinox- apoapsis
Science terms. No, it's my tHiCc ass walking out in front of it, just going 'Hey...
Exactly
Exactly, I'm glad someone did it. I'm glad someone- these shorts, no
*fart noise* *gags*
Fake phony shorts.
These are the real boys right there. Those are the ones- those are the ones I love <3
Those are the ones that I have dreams about every night in my dreams.
I feel you.
*Quietly* I see you.
Oh, god, that's fucking brilliant.
Oh, man, I love the internet, man
That's the people from Bird Box wearing my shorts- don't say it! Don't think it!
Hey man, at least something good came out of this movie
We got a fun meme out of it
And just when I thought all hope was lost
just when I thought that all of you guys were FUCKING useless and you couldn't find
my shorts for me you're all just out making memes and stuff
They were funny, greatly appreciated, spicy
Then all of a sudden out of nowhere
Big kahuna- big tuna themselves, River Island came out and sent me a message.
They said that they found them
"DM us your address and we'll make sure they're returned to their RI-ghtful owner"
I see- I see what you did there, because the RI is River Island. Ha ha ha
with this video attached
Somebody out there wearing MY flamingo shorts. Those are mine.
Those are not my legs
I wish my legs looked like that but no :(
That is not the ass that those shorts used to love
So curious, as I was I message back River Island
and I said "Who stole them!? Whose legs are those!???" I need answers!!
If somebody out there is wearing my shorts
Give me their face. Give me a name. Give me a general country that they're living in and I'll go find them, alright?
*sniffers*
I'll sniff out those shorts bad boys
I ca-
Those shorts were under my nose, I'd sniff them out from a mile away.
Okay? Those- they would never get by me
If those shorts were anywhere close by, I would smell them
They said "I'm afraid that information is classified.
Send us the DM and we'll get them back to you *legs not included*"
Unfortunately :(
So now I guess all we do is wait.
We wait for River Island to see if they can fess up
We wait to see- they said that they were out of production
They said that they didn't make them anymore.
So they might be lying. They might not have shorts at all
Where are they get them from?
All I know is that I'm g- *doorbell rings*
Is that a ding dong at the door?
That's not a knock.
Oh my god...
Oh my god!
I just got a very special delivery...
sent directly from River Island HQ from the press office.
Could this be them?
Are these the fabled flamingo shorts that Jack has lost, were they returned?
*Reads* Hi Jack, swim shorts enclosed as promised
-see! Fucking SHORTS, not underwear!-
now back in the hands of their
RI-ghtful owner and we've even popped in one of our new pairs, too.
So you don't go losing any more. Love River Island PS. We couldn't fit the legs in the post
That's fair enough.
*thud* Oh my god...
It smells just like them, oh my god, is this them?
*rustling*
Yes!
YES!
Oh, oh, my flamingo shorts!
They're home! They're back! <3 <3
*muffled* Oh, baby, yes!
Oh ho-ho, back in their rightful hands!
Never leave again- mwah mwah mwah- never leave again. Yes.
Oh...
It feels so good. I missed you.
Oh, the best- VR is gonna be fuckin' BOMBASTIC yet again.
Oh-ho..
You know what?
Now that we found them I don't need this shit anymore. I don't need the police drawing anymore.
We have finally found them. I can wipe this bad boy off the board
Yes!
You know what?
Just for you guys. I'm too excited. I'm too excited. I can't wait for the next VR video
I'm gonna put them on right now.
What the fu-?
[Outro song by Teknoaxe called "I'm everywhere", check it out in the description]
That was fun.