CAT POWER.
I LIKE THAT NAME, CAT POWER.
>> SHE'S THE GREATEST.
>> James: CAT POWER.
>> YEAH.
>> James: GOT NAME.
TAKES A LOT OF GUMPTION, DOESN'T IT, WHEN SOMEONE SAYS WHAT ARE
YOU GOING TO CALL YOURSELF, CAT POWER.
I WONDER IF I SHOULD CHANGE MY NAME.
>> WHAT, TO CAT POWER?
>> James: I DON'T SEE ANY REASON WHY THERE CAN'T BE TWO
CAT POWERS.
OR, OR STING.
I THOUGHT FOR A LONG TIME I MIGHT JUST CHANGE MY NAME SO
STING.
>> STING SHOULD BE PASSED DOWN LIKE THE POPE, THERE SHOULD
ALWAYS BE A STING.
>> James: ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, COMPLETELY RIGHT THAT IS
A BRIL YANLT POINT.
I WONDER IF HE THOUGHT OF THAT.
>> I FEEL LIKE HE HAS.
HE'S A SMART GUY.
>> James: NO, HE IS.
>> YEAH.
>> James: WHAT IS STING'S REAL NAME AGAIN.
>> KIMBERLY.
>> GORDON SUMNER.
>> James: THAT'S RIGHT, AND HE'S CALLED STING.
BIG UPGRADE.
A MASSIVE UPGRADE, GORDON SUMNER IS LIKE THE-BASE PLAYER IN A
BAND THAT HAS BEEN HIRED BY A MUSICIAN CALLED STING.
AND STING IS STING.
CAT POWER.
DID YOU EVER THINK OF CHANGING YOUR NAME, REG, WHEN YOU GOT
INTO THE OLD MUSIC.
>> I NEVER BUT I WANTED TO BE OWN AS THE EDGE.
>> James: THE EDGE WELL WELL, IF YOU ARE THE EDGE, WHY DON'T I
CHANGE MY NAME IS BONO.
>> THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
>> James: WHAT IS BONO'S REAL NAME.
>> PAULHOUSETON.
>> WHAT.
>> James: YEAH, PAULHOUSEON, BECAUSE THE BAND IS LARRY, SHALL
DISSH NO, LARRY RICHARDS, THE EDGE AND BONO.
>> YEAH.
>> James: I LIKE THE FACT THEY COME IN I'M GOING TO BE THE
EDGE, I'M GOING TO CALL MYSELF BONO.
WHAT ARE YOU TWO GOING TO BE, AND THEY'RE LIKE HUH-UH.
HE'S ADAM, I'M LARRY, DEAL WITH IT.
>> IF YOU ARE NEARLY 60 AND STILL HANGING OUT WITH A GUY
CALLED THE EDGE.
>> James: NO, BUT HE IS A COOL DUDE, THE EDGE.
HAVE YOU MET HIM?
>> I DID.
>> I DID MEET HIM.
>> James: WHAT WAS THAT STORY, WHAT HAPPENED, DO YOU WANT TO
TELL IT.
>> WE HAD JUST BEEN TO SEE U2.
>> James: WE WENT TO SEE U2-RBGS HAD A GREAT TIME.
>> YEAH, WE WENT TO HAD A GREAT TIME AND WE WENT TO THE-- .
>> James: A LITTLE DRINK.
>> LOVELY, YEAH.
AND YOU OBVIOUSLY EVERYONE IS TALKING TO YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE
YOU.
AND YOU, WE SUDDENLY FIND OURSELVES TALKING WITH THE EDGE
AND KAYNE WEST.
AND YOU LEAVE ME.
JUST ME, KAYNE WEST HERE AND THE EDGE.
AND AND KAYNE WEST STARTS GIVING THE EDGE THE KSH-- AND THE EDGE
ISN'T REALLY TAKING IT THAT WELL BECAUSE IT IS KIND OF INSULTING.
AND ANYWAY, KAYNE WEST SUDDENLY START GOING, YOU KNOW, AND I
COULDN'T HELP T LIKE I WAS WATCHING YOUR SHOW AND I JUST
STARTED LIKE-- I JUST DREAMT UP THIS SONG.
I DREAMT UP THIS SONG.
AND THEN HE GOES, AND IT GOES LIKE THIS.
AND AS HE SAYS, AND IT GOES LIKE, THIS AN OLD FRIEND OF THE
THE EDGE TURNS UP AND GOES HEY, IT'S THE EDGE.
AND THE EDGE KSH-- THE EDGE TURNS AROUND, TO GO AND TALK TO
HIS FRIEND.
WHICH JUST LEAVES ME AND KAYNE WEST.
AND BECAUSE HE'S ALREADY SAID, AND IT GOES LIKE THIS, HE IS
COMMITTED TO THE SONG.
AND SO HE JUST STARTS GOING, I SWEAR TO GOD, HE JUST START
GOING GONNA LET MY [BLEEP] HANG LOW, GONNA LET MY BLOAP BLOAP
HANG LO.
GONNA LET MY [BLEEP] HANG LOW.
(APPLAUSE) AND THEN HE GOES-- AS IF LIKE
WEARING BICYCLE SHORTS ALL THE TIME.
GONNA LET MY [BLEEP] HANG LOW.
IT FELT LIKE AN HOUR.
AND THEN HE IS FINISHED WITH THE FLOURISH IN MY FACE.
AND HE JUST LIKE PAUSE, AND THEN ALL I COULD THINK OF TO SAY WAS,
WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR JACKET.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: I REMEMBER SO WELL.
AND I REMEMBER CAME AND YOU WERE LIKE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE
WHAT JUST HAPPENED.
AND THEN I SAW THE EDGE LIKE TWO NIGHTS LATER.
I SAID, I SAID YOU KNOW WHEN WE WERE STANDING WITH KAYNE WEST
AND WE BOTH LEFT AND HE WENT YEAH, MY-- I COULD HEAR IT OUT
OF MY EAR AND I DID FEEL BAD FOR YOUR FRIEND BUT I THOUGHT I'M
NOT TURNING BACK INTO THIS.
>> James: WHAT A DE TOUR THAT WAS.
WE ALL JUST GOT A CHAPTER-- WE ALL JUST GOT A CHAPTER TER OF
LILLY'S BOOK.
THE'S THAT TIME, IT'S TIME FOR THE NEWS, CONGRESSIONAL LEADERS
SEEM TO BE COMING TO FOR AT LEAST A SHORT FERM COMPROMISE ON
RAISING THE DEBT CEILING BUT HERE IS HOW DIRE IT GOT.
AT ONE POINT SENATE MAJORITY LEADER CHUCK SCHUMER ACTUALLY
THREATENED TO CANCEL THE SENATE'S OCTOBER RECESS.
WHAT A SHAME FRK THAT HAPPENED IT WOULD MEAN THE SENATE WILL
ONLY HAVE SEVEN MORE RECESSES THIS CALENDER YEAR.
SCHUMER THREATENED TO CANCEL RECESS, NOT ONLY THAT BUT THE
BIG PIZZA PARTY ON FRIDAY, CANCELLED.
AND IF YOU THINK THEY'RE GOING TO LET THE WHOLE CLASS DRESS UP
FOR HALLOWEEN AND PASS OUT BUTTER FINGERS, YOU'VE GOT
ANOTHER THING COMING, BUDDY.
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK, I THINK IF THE SENATE WANTS US TO TAKE
THEM MORE SERIOUSLY, THEY REALLY HAVE THO STOP DESCRIBING THEIR
TIME OFF AS RECESS.
BECAUSE RECESS STEAMS TO BE WHAT MY CHILDREN DO AT LUNCH EVERY
DAY.
I DON'T THINK THEY CAN CALL IT RECESS ANY MORE.
WHY DON'T THEY JUST CALL IT A BREAK.
NESS.
>> WE'RE OFF NEXT WEEK, KEEP WATCHING, NICK FREAKS OUT WHEN
WE TELL TU WE WERE NOT HERE.
IT IS GOING TO BE REPEATED, RIGHT, IT IS GOING TO BE
REPEATS.
I DON'T KNOW WHICH SHOWS WE WILL BE REPEATING.
SOME OF THEM WILL BE FINE, SOME WON'T.
BUT THE POINT IS.
>> NONE OF THEM WILL BE FINE, THEY ARE ALL GREAT.
I CHOSE THEM ALL.
I CHOSE-- .
>> James: LET'S NOT BE THAT SHOW.
LET'S NOT BE THAT SHOW.
LET'S ADMIT OUR FAILINGS.
THEN LET'S ADMIT, THEY CANNOT ALL BE GREAT.
LAST NIGHT, GREAT SHOW, MONDAY, BORING AT [BLEEP].
BUT LET'S BE A SHOW THAT IS HONEST WITH NOT JUST THE
AUDIENCE, HONEST WITH OURSELVES.
NEXT WEEK THERE'S GOING TO BE FIVE REPEATS.
SOME OF WHICH WILL BE WORKING, FOR THE HIGHS, I THINK ARE HIGH,
AND THE LOWS ARE LOW, OKAY.
-AND-I THINK THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
I THINK THAT IS OKAY.
>> WHY DO YOU THINK I WOULD LOOK AT THOSE WE HAVE ALREADY MADE
AND DECIDE I'M GOING TO REPEAT THE ONES THAT WERE NOT GOOD?
>> TRUE, GOT A POINT.
>> James: BECAUSE YOU DECIDE OU NEED LIKE 12 WEEKS OFF IN
THE SUMMER SO I HAVE NO CHOICE.
HERE IT COMES.
>> James: DID YOU NOT ENJOY YOUR SUMMER BREAK?
THAT'S ALL RIGHT, THAT'S OKAY, NOW, WE WILL DO A REGULAR TWO
WEEK BREAK NEXT YEAR, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO GO ON YOUR LITTLE
CAMP WHERE YOU HANG OUT WITH A BUNCH OF KIDS.
NONE OF THAT.
JUST LIKE GO TO YOUR KIDDY SWIMMING LESSONS.
>> THAT IS EXACTLY IT, THAT IS WHAT I DO.
>> TEACH KIDS TO SWIM, THAT IS WHAT EDITION, HE TEACHES 17 KIDS
TO SWIM.
THAT IS WHAT YOU DO, HE GOES OUT, HE'S GOT LIKE ONE OF THOSE
RUBBER BRICK ARM BANDS, CHUCKS THEM ALL IN A LAKE.
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
YOU MIGHT NOT BE THAT, BUT LIKE HE GIVES LIKE, YOU KNOW, IT IS
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
>> I HELP, I PUT ON A SKETCH COMEDY SHOW FOR 15 YEAR OLDS.
>> James: CAN THEY SWIM?
>> YES, THEY CAN SWIM BUT I DID NOT TEACH THEM.
>> James: OKAY, WELL THAT IS WHAT IT IS, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO
DO THAT NEXT YEAR BECAUSE YOU-- MOCKED MY SUMMER BREAK.
I'M GOING TO THROOK UP THE DATES OF WHEN THAT CAMP IS AND MAKE
SURE WE ARE ON THE AIR EVERY SINGLE MINUTE JUST BECAUSE YOU
MOCKED THE BREAK.
IF YOU ARE NOT HONEST WITH YOURSELF, THAT WE MAY IN 970 ODD
SHOWS DONE A FEW KSH.
>> SORRY, KIDS, JAMES CORDEN CANCELLED YOUR SHOW.
AND HERE'S SOME NEWS FROM RIGHT HERE IN LOS ANGELES.
EARLIER TODAY, THE CITY APPROVED A NEW LAW THAT WILL REQUIRE
PEOPLE TO PROVIDE PROOF OF FULL COVID VACCINATION TO ENTER
RESTAURANTS, GYMS, MUSEUMS, AND OTHER INDOOR SPACES.
OH NO.
HERE'S MY WORRY.
HOW WILL PEOPLE WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN SCIENCE POSSIBLY GO
ON WITHOUT BEING ABLE TO VISIT THE NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM?
THE NEW LAW WILL AFFECT RESTAURANTS, GYMS, AND MUSEUMS,
OR IN LOS ANGELES TERMS, JUICE BARS, SOULCYCLES,
AND WHAT'S THAT NOW?
PROOF OF FULL COVID VACCINATION WILL BE REQUIRED TO DO PRETTY
MUCH ANYTHING AROUND LA.
SO, IF YOU WANT A BUDWEISER, FIRST YOU NEED A PFIZER.
IF YOU WANT TO DO SOME SQUATS, YOU NEED TO GET YOUR SHOTS.
IF YOU WANT TO SEE A FLICK, BETTER GET A PRICK.
>> James: IN OTHER NEWS, THE NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY,
THE LARGEST PUBLIC LIBRARY SYSTEM IN THE COUNTRY, JUST
ANNOUNCED THAT THEY'RE ENDING LATE FEES FOREVER.
BECAUSE THAT'S WHY PEOPLE AREN'T READING ANYMORE.
IT'S NOT NETFLIX OR THE INTERNET OR ATTENTION SPANS.
THEY JUST DON'T WANT TO GET HIT WITH THE LATE FEES.
BY THE WAY, FOR ALL YOU YOUNG PEOPLE A "LIBRARY" IS LIKE
IMAGINE YOU COULD WALK INTO A GIANT KINDLE WITH THINGS, YOU
CAN TOUCH, ACTUAL THINGS.
THE NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY HAS ELIMINATED ALL LATE FEES.
TO WHICH NEW YORKERS RESPONDED, "AYYY I'M BETTERING MYSELF WITH
UNLIMITED ACCESS TO LITERATURE AND OTHER VALUABLE RESOURCES
HERE!" AND WE WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT
THIS.
IN A NEW INTERVIEW, SIR PAUL MCCARTNEY SAID THAT HE GROWS
CANNABIS ON HIS FARM IN ENGLAND, BUT HE HAS TO HIDE THE PLANTS SO
LOCAL TEENS DON'T STEAL THEM.
THEY'RE JUST TEENAGERS, PAUL.
"LET IT BE."
"LIVE AND LET DIE?" MORE LIKE LIVE AND GET HIGH.
THAT'S RIGHT, A WINGS JOKE.
EVERY OTHER SHOW IS ONLY GOING TO GIVE YOU A BEATLES PUN ON
THIS STORY, BUT NOT US.
WE RESPECT OURSELVES MORE THAN THAT.
WE RESPECT YOU MORE THAN THAT.
EVERY OTHER SHOW, GO TO THEY WILL DO SOMETHING LIKE IT SOUNDS
LIKE PAUL NEEDS TO GET SOME HELP!
NOT US, STRAIGHT UP WINGS.
GOT A DHUK CAN I-- A CHUCK EL, ISN'T IT.
THE FIRST TIME HAVE I HEARD YOU LAUGH IN 700 SHOWS.
ABSOLUTE LITTLE CHUCK EL BOX THIS ONE TONIGHT.
ARE YOU FINDING THAT FUNNY BECAUSE YOU HAVE EATEN SOME OF
REGGIE'S CHOCOLATE BEFORE THE SHOW?
A LITTLE BIT?
ALL RIGHT.
AND FINALLY, HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD ABOUT "FAT BEAR WEEK?"
BASICALLY, THIS IS THE TIME OF YEAR THAT BEARS IN ALASKA FATTEN
UP BEFORE HIBERNATION, AND IT'S BECOME A BIT OF AN INTERNET
SENSATION, WITH PEOPLE WATCHING LIVE FEEDS AND VOTING ON THEIR
FAVORITE HEFTY BEAR.
AND THIS YEAR, THE WINNER IS A BEAR NAMED
"480 OTIS."
HERE HE IS HERE...
LOOK AT THAT.
OTIS ALSO WON IN 2014, 2016 AND 2017.
HE'S BASICALLY THE TOM BRADY OF BEING A BIG FAT BEAR.
BUT THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA SAY WHEN I'M HAVING A ROUGH WEEK.
PEOPLE WILL BE LIKE "JAMES, YOU OKAY?"
AND I'LL BE LIKE "I'M HAVING A REAL 'BIG FAT BEAR'
WEEK RIGHT NOW."
FAT BEAR WEEK.
ALTHOUGH I SHOULD SAY, AND IT IS IMPORTANT TO SAY THIS.
YOU WILL FIND TOTALLY DIFFERENT KINDS OF IMAGES.
AND THAT'S THE NEWS!
WELL WELL HE'S BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF THE "LATE, LATE
SHOW," EVERYBODY.