[panting]
[groaning]
So... thirsty.
[groaning]
[sighing]
It's no use. We'll never find the rare dessert sandwich.
It's working!
[crackling]
[gasping]
Okay, Patrick, I'm done.
Patrick? Patrick, are you there? Patrick?
What? Did somebody say something? Uh.
[laughing]
Hey there.
That tan for us?
What?
Uh, Patrick!
It's time for me to get out!
[crackling]
Two hours later...
[giggling]
Oh, do you really have to go, Patrick?
Afraid so. Bye, girls.
Bye, Pat.
Oh, he's so leathery.
Yeah.
Well, Patrick, how do I look?
[screaming]
Oh, it's you.
[yawning]
[coughing]
[music playing]
[coughing]
SpongeBob, you've been working here
for a while now, so I think I can trust you.
It's time I told ya.
[shrieking]
You mean?
Yes, the Krabby Patty formula. Follow me, son.
We need to go where no one will ever hear us.
[music playing]
Wait a minute, Patrick.
Doodle us home Sandy.
[babbling]
Wiggle womble vortex.
[both] Yay! Thanks Sandy! Whoo!
Hmm, um-hmm. What the?
Sandy, we're back.
[gasping]
I ain't fixed the vortex yet.
How in tarnation did you get back?
Sandy saved us.
First, we turn up the heat, but don't make it too hot.
Would you like to see a menu, monsieur?
[laughing] Ow!
[babbling]
Okay, little guy, see ya later.
Good thing he is a little guy. Ouch.
Huh.
[humming]
[music playing]
[humming]
[music playing]
[humming]
[panting]
What the shrimp? Hey, what's going on here?
Whoa! That's too hot!
[grunting]
Whooaaa!!!
Wow. Oops. [laughing]
Howdy, Patrick, SpongeBob.
[both] Hi, Sandy.
What in tarnation's going on with you two?
SpongeBob won't let me play with my toy.
Patrick won't share our toy.
What you need is a mediator.
Y'all best sit down and work this out.
Now, the main problem in an argument
is a lack of communication.
You can only resolve conflict when you understand each other.
So I want each of you to state
what is most important to each of you right now.
Water?!
[panting]
[gasping]
- Whoo. - Oh, boy.
[gasping]
Are them flowers for me?
You even done got me a vase!
But, Sandy, that, that's not a...
Ain't that purdy?
Sandy, I need wa...
Oh, that's right! You's a sea critter.
Now what was that thing sea critters need?
Umm, uhh... let's see, sea critters need, uhh...
Wa...
Oh, wait, don't tell me. I know this one!
Wa...
A Wallet? A Watch? Waffles?
Sandy! Water!
Huh? Free money, eh. [chuckles]
Don't mind if I do. [grunting]
Yah!
Come here [unintelligible] money.
[grunting] Ow!
[grunting]
Okay, I brought plenty of things for Mr. Krabs to pinch,
a pinch of salt,
[gasping]
I don't need it. I don't need it.
I definitely don't need it.
I don't need it.
I don't need it. I don't need it.
I don't need it.
I need it!
No, SpongeBob! No! No! No! Stop! Pinky! Pinky!
[SpongeBob] I'm a quitter!
[sobbing]
SpongeBob, don't you want your water helmet?
[chuckles] Not necessary, Sandy.
Like my personal hero; Penny the cat, I'm a okay.
[gasping]
Well, if you ain't gonna use your helmet,
I suggest you make it quick, SpongeBob.
[sighing]
Come and get it.
You're all gonna like this... [screaming]
[dramatic music playing]
[popping]
It's our rivals.
The Pods.
- Pods. - Sharks.
- Pods. - Sharks!
[siren blaring]
The cops! Phew!
Here I go!
[panting]
Hey, this isn't so bad.
We can do this.
Hey, Patrick, come on up. The air is fine.
I'm gonna do it quick and get it over with.
Cannonball!
Hey, I lost my trunks.
Hi, SpongeBob.
Alright, Pat, you made it.
Come on, Mr. Krabs, up here!
All ashore that's gonna ashore, Mr. Squidward!
Land ho!
Looking good, Mr. Krabs.
Yeah-heh! Whoo-hoo!
Come on, Squidward. You're missing all the dry.
Come on, Squidward!
Squidward! Squidward!
Well, I'll do it but I won't like it.
Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! Squid--
What?