>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY!
GIVE IT UP FOR THE BAND!
JOE WALSH RIGHT OVER WILL!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) LOUIS -- LOUIS, TONIGHT --
LOUIS, MY FRIEND, TONIGHT WE HAVE THE WONDERFUL, THE
TALENTED, OUR DEAR FRIEND MINDY KALING IS GOING TO BE OUT HERE
IN A LITTLE WHILE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AND SENATOR CHRIS MURPHY FROM
CONNECTICUT WILL BE OUT HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE BILLS THAT HAVE
JUST BEEN PASSED IN THIS LAST LEGISLATIVE SESSION.
BUT, COME ON, THE HEADLINE TONIGHT IS SITTING WITH THE
BAND.
TELL EVERYBODY WHO WE'VE GOT RIGHT OVER WILL, PLEASE.
>> OH, MY GOODNESS, THE LEGENDARY JOE WALSH!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THANK YOU, JOSEPH.
GOOD TO SEE YA.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) JOE, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING
HERE.
YOU SAT IN WITH THE BAND FOR ONE NIGHT BACK IN 2017.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: WE ALWAYS WANTED YOU BACK.
THANKS FOR DOING A RESIDENCY WITH THE BAND.
>> THANKS FOR INVITING ME.
>> Stephen: I'M A BIG FAN.
JAMES BAND, FUNK 49, WALK AWAY, OBVIOUSLY YOUR OWN CAREER,
LIVING THE LIFE OF ILLUSION, LIFE'S BEEN GOOD TO ME, ROCKY
MOUNTAIN WAY.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OBVIOUSLY YOUR TIME WITH THE
EAGLES.
THIS LITTLE BAND YOU SLUMMED WITH FOR A WHILE, THE EAGLES.
>> THTHIS IS A GOOD BAND.
>> Stephen: THIS IS A GOOD BAND HERE?
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: WHO DO YOU LIKE PLAYING WITH, THESE PEOPLE OR
THE EAGLES MORE?
>> WOW -- IT DEPENDS.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: WHAT SONG YOU'RE
PLAYING OR WHAT EAGLE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
>> WELL, I GET A LITTLE MORE MONEY WITH THE EAGLES.
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: I'M SORRY.
I DON'T HAVE MY WALLET.
COULD WE PASS THIS AROUND TO FILL THIS UP?
I'M SO SORRY.
>> NO, THIS IS FINE.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE FINE?
I'M COOL, I CONTINUE MIND.
>> Stephen: YOU CAN GET A RIDE HOME WITH ME.
THAT'S COOL.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
A PLEASURE HAVING YOU.
>> THANK YOU.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: I THINK IF YOU
GUYS WERE WATCHING LAST THURSDAY, YOU KNEW RIGHT AFTER
THE SHOW, I TOOK OFF AND WENT UP TO TULE AIR BASE ON THE NORTH
END OF GREE GREENLAND.
IF YOU'VE NEVER BEEN THERE, GO TO A CONCRETE SLAB AND CRAWL
INTO A ICE CREAM FREEZER.
I WANT TO THANK THE U.S.O. TO MAKE IT POSSIBLE FOR US TO GO UP
THERE AND DO A LITTLE APPEARANCE FOR ALL THE AIRMEN UP THERE, ALL
THE SPACE FORCE PEOPLE UP THERE, HEAD OF SPACE OPERATIONS IS UP
THERE.
THEY'RE WATCHING ALL THE SATELLITES OVERHEAD.
ALL THE CONTRACTORS GO UP WILL.
WHEN YOU GO UP THERE, YOU'RE UP THERE FOR A YEAR.
THAT'S IT.
OKAY.
AND IN THE WINTERTIME, IT'S FOR TWO AND A HALF MONTHS THE SUN
DOES NOT COME UP.
BUT IN THE SUMMERTIME, THE SUN DOES NOT GO DOWN FOR TWO AND A
HALF MONTHS.
AND WE WERE UP THERE, AND HERE'S THE THING, THIS IS THE WEIRDEST
THING ABOUT BEING UP THERE -- EVERYBODY WAS LOVELY, THEY
COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MORE WELCOMING, WE COULDN'T HAVE HAD
A BETTER TIME.
IT'S ACTUALLY VERY BEAUTIFUL IN A STARK WAY.
OUR GOOD BUDDY STURGILL SIMPSON CAME UP WITH US FOR THE DAY, AND
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A PIECE ABOUT THIS LATER ON IN THE FALL
ABOUT THIS, THE WEIRDEST THING -- BECAUSE THE SUN DOESN'T
GO DOWN, AND LET'S SAY YOU THEORETICALLY ROLL OUT OF THE
BAR 1:30 IN THE MORNING AND YOU LOOK UP AND THE SUN IS STILL
HIGH IN THE SKY, THE FREAKOUT THAT HAPPENS IS COMPLETELY UNL
EXPECTED.
YOU KNOW THAT THE SUN IS GOING TO BE UP WHEN YOU COME OUT, BUT
WHEN IT'S ACTUALLY THERE -- ( LAUGHTER )
HERE'S THE THING, ON THE PLANET I COME FROM, THE SUN COMES UP,
THE SUN GOES DOWN.
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, THE SUN COMES UP IN THE EAST.
( BLEEP ) IT IS, IT DIDN'T GO DOWN IN THE WEST LAST NIGHT.
IT REALLY FEELS LIKE A SCIENCE FICTION MOVIE.
HERE'S A BIG SALUTE TO EVERYBODY UP THERE WATCHING THOSE MISSILES
NOT COMING OVER THE POLE AND THE SACRIFICE YOU ALL MAKE TO SEEP
US SAFE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MINDY
KALING, EVERYBODY!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( BAND PLAYING )