- ♪ He he ♪ - ♪ Hoo ♪
(both laugh)
- (React) Today, parents and their offspring
compete for genetic bragging rights in the newest episode of Lyric Battle:
Parents Vs. The Monsters They Created With Their Bodies.
- Ooh!
- This will be interesting. - You're not a monster!
- I'm not a monster?
- No. - (React) Aww.
Winner basks in ultimate glory
as the loser has to sing a song about how cool and awesome the winner is.
- Okay. - (React) Let's go!
It's like I got this music in my mind
saying it's gonna be alright.
- ♪ It's like I got this music ♪ ♪ In my mind ♪
- That is wrong. (laughs) - ♪ Singing it's gonna be alright ♪
- (React) Ooh, I like it though!
(bell rings) - Taylor Swift.
(bell rings) - No way.
- Taylor Swift. Shake It Off.
- Shake It Off!
- 'Cause there's two songs that came to mind,
it's like ♪ I got this music ♪
but it's not that one, and then the other one's like...
♪ Every little thing ♪ ♪ Is gonna be alright ♪
- (React) I'm lightning on my feet, and that's what they don't see.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would've gotten that.
- (React) How does that part go?
- It's... (React laughs)
- I was thinking Justin Timberlake. - ♪ And that's what they don't see ♪
- Oh! - ♪ Mm mm ♪
- Mariah Carey. Dionne Warwick.
(bell rings) - Katy Perry?
- (React) Players gonna play... - Oh!
♪ Players gonna play play ♪ Um...
- (React) Oh, oh! - Shake It Off.
- Oh, Shake It Off. - By, girl!
- Shake It Off! (React laughs)
- Shake It Off by Taylor Swift.
(bell rings) - (React) Got it!
- Aww.
- (React) Do we like Taylor Swift?
- I love Taylor Swift! - We do, yes.
- My mom's way more of a Swiftie than me.
- Yeah, see? - Secretly.
- (React) There you go. (laughs) Secret's out!
- Ah!
- (React) There's shadows searching in the night.
- It kind of makes me think of like The Weeknd.
(bell rings) - What Does The Fox Say?
- (React) No.
- Is it Journey?
- ♪ Searchin' in the night ♪ - ♪ Ow ♪
- There's shadows searching in the night!
- (React) That's not a song, that's not how you sing.
- ♪ There's shadows ♪
- (React) Payin' anything to roll the dice just one more time.
- Aw, aw, aw! (bell rings)
Don't Stop Believin'. Aw God, please don't kill me.
Bon Jovi. - (React) No!
- Oh! ♪ Just one more time ♪
- ♪ One more time ♪
I don't know! - ♪ A roll of the dice ♪
♪ Just one more time ♪
- (React) Oh, you kinda hit the cadence!
- ♪ Everything's gonna be nice ♪ (React laughs)
- Oh! (bell rings)
Don't Stop Believin' by Journey!
- (React) Got it! - Yes!
- (React) Just a small town girl. - (gasps) Oh!
♪ Just a small town girl ♪
- Living in a lonely world, um...
- ♪ Living in a ♪
- ♪ Lonely world ♪ - (React) Yeah.
- Midnight Train?
- Why couldn't it be like ♪ Midnight train to Georgia ♪
- Girl. - (laughs) See, I would know that!
- (React) Yes!
- ♪ Just a city boy ♪ - ♪ Livin' just to find emotion ♪
- Don't Stop Believin'. - (React) Hit the thing!
- Oh! - Don't Stop Believin'.
- (React) Say it all! - Don't Stop Believin', Journey.
- (React) There you go!
- You don't even know, you just trying to go...
- ♪ Ah ♪ - Yeah.
♪ In the night ♪
- (React) And then it goes into the title...
- Oh! (bell rings)
Don't Stop Believin'! - (React) Yes, but who's the artist?
Another word for a long trip. - A cruise ship.
A quest. - Ah!
- Destination? - (React) Long!
- Mommy! (group laughs)
Don't Stop Believin' by Journey. - (React) Yes!
- ♪ Don't stop believin' ♪
(table thumping)
- Oh wait, wait.
- ♪ Hold on to that feelin' ♪
- ♪ Streetlights ♪
- ♪ People ♪ - (React) Now up!
- ♪ Oh ♪
- I wasn't sure if we were skipping straight to streetlights,
or you know like, so I had to pause.
- I was gonna give you the solo, but then you panicked.
- (React) The water's getting warm so you might as well swim.
- ♪ The water's getting warm ♪ ♪ So you might as well swim ♪
- That was like your vampire voice. (laughs)
- ♪ The water's getting warm ♪ ♪ So you might as well swim ♪
No. - (React) Oh, close.
- ♪ The water's getting warm ♪ ♪ So you might as well ♪
- ♪ Swim ♪
- I was thinking like... ♪ Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful ♪
♪ Beautiful boy ♪
- (React) You're going Beatles?
Well why don't you guess that, you could be right?
(bell rings) - Beatles.
- (React) No! - See?
(group laughs)
- (React) You'll never shine if you don't glow.
(bell rings)
- Jessie J? - (React) No.
- Rockstar by Smash Mouth. - (React) Incorrect!
- Aw, wait, oh! (bell rings)
- All Star by Smash Mouth. - (React) Correct!
(both laugh)
Give a shot. - You ain't even trying!
- 'Cause I like to be right.
- Oh, you never shine if you don't glow.
- ♪ You'll never know ♪ ♪ If you don't go ♪
♪ Hey now ♪ - Blink-182, hey now!
- Get your hand off!
(bell rings) All Star!
- (React) By?
- All Star by Blink-182! - (React) No!
Clue...
- Mark McGrath? - Shrek.
- (React) Mark McGrath? (laughs)
- ♪ You'll never shine ♪ - ♪ Like a dollar like mine ♪
(React laughs)
- (React) Your head gets smart but your brain gets dumb.
Think Shrek. - Hmm.
The Donkey! (both laugh)
- Oh, oh, oh!
- ♪ Dah-dah, dah-dah-dah ♪ ♪ Dah-dah, dah-dah ♪
♪ Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah ♪
- ♪ Hey now ♪ ♪ You're a rock star ♪
- ♪ Don't get ♪ ♪ Go play ♪
- No, hey! (laughs) - ♪ Hey now, you're a rock star ♪
- (React) Not rock star!
- Hey now, you're an all star!
- (React) Another word for crush, and then a part of your face.
- Blue face!
- (React) A part of your face!
- Smash Nose! - Smash Chin!
- Smash Cheek. - Smash Eyes.
- Smash Forehead! - (React) No!
- Smash Cheek, Smash Forehead! - (React) No!
- Smack Neck! - (React) No!
- Smash Ear! - (React) No!
- Smash Cheek. - Smash...
- Smash Wrinkle! - Smash Eyebrow!
- (React) No, you've said everything but it!
- Smash Mouth! - (React) Yes!
- Yeah, All Star by Smash Mouth! - (React) You got it! (laughs)
(Kia sighs)
- It's not Outkast. - (React) I'll give you...
Another word for crush, and a part of your face.
(bell rings) - Smash Mouth.
- (React) Got it! (laughs)
- Pour the wine, light the fire,
girl, your wish is my command?
This sounds something like Prince, I don't know.
- Sounds like R&B, maybe? - (React) Okay.
- ♪ Pour the wine ♪
- (Janet) That you'd play when you had your little romantic...
- ♪ Pour the wine ♪ ♪ Light the fire girl ♪
- What is this?
- (React) Throw your clothes on the floor,
I'm gonna take my clothes off too.
(bell rings) - Janet Jackson.
- (React) No.
- Bruno Mars? - (React) No.
- J.Lo? - (React) No.
- Pharrell. - (React) No. (laughs)
- Is this Katy Perry?
- Wait, wait, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
- Strawberry Champagne? - (React) No!
- I know, oh, oh, aww!
- Bruno Mars.
- (React) Oh, you gotta hit the thing.
(bell rings) - Bruno Mars!
- (React) (gasps) No. (laughs)
- I'm gonna punch you!
- (React) These boys probably influenced
Bruno Mars's music a little bit.
(bell rings) - New Kids On The Block?
- (React) No.
(bell rings) - NSYNC?
- (React) No.
(bell rings) - (both) Backstreet Boys.
- (React) No. Earlier.
Early '90s.
- Menudo? (both laugh)
- Well, if you said boys, Boyz II Men?
- (React) Yes! - Oh!
- Oh, Boyz II Men! Um...
- Oh! - End of the Road!
- (React) No! - Wait.
- ♪ I'm gonna take ♪ ♪ My clothes off too ♪
- Uh... - I'll Make Love To You?
(bell rings) Boyz II Men.
Take Your Clothes Off.
- Mom, like, you're all... - (screams) Please, just shut up!
(both laugh)
I'll Make Love To You! - (React) Yes!
- Yes, yes, yes!
Woo! (laughs)
- Oh, I'll Make Love To You! - (React) Yeah.
(group laughs)
(bell rings)
- I'll Make Love To You If You Want Me To?
- (React) Yeah, by...
- By um... - (gasps) Oh!
- (React) You could steal it. - Boyz II Men!
- (React) Oh! (bell rings)
- ♪ Pour the wine ♪ ♪ Light the fire ♪
- (React) Jeremiah did you ever think your mom
would look you dead in the eyes and sing that line?
(both laugh)
- You dream about going up there, but that's a big mistake.
- (Kia) Mm. - Next!
- (React) Where might up there be? - Heaven?
- Vegas?
- ♪ That is a big mistake ♪
- (React) Ooh, I like that song! (laughs)
- ♪ You dream about going up there ♪ ♪ But it is a big mistake ♪
Like, that's what I'm thinking about.
- It's reggae!?
- (React) Darling it's better down where it's wetter.
(bell rings)
- Oh, well... (laughs)
- ♪ Under the sea ♪ (both laugh)
Uh, by... - (React) The movie.
- Oh, The Little Mermaid.
- The Little Mermaid. - (React) Yeah?
- ♪ Dah-nah-nah-nah-nah ♪ ♪ Nah-nah-nah, nah-nah ♪
- The ocean. - Under the Sea!
(bell rings) - (React) You got one!
(Jenna squeaks) - Yes, yay!
- ♪ Darling, it's better ♪ - ♪ Down where it's wetter ♪
- I don't know! (React laughs)
- (React) Just look at the world around you,
right here on the ocean floor. - (gasps) Oh!
- ♪ Under the sea ♪ - ♪ Under the sea ♪
- Girl, I just said... - Under the Sea, Mermaid!
- (screams) Mommy!
No, Under the Sea by The Little Mermaid!
- (React) No, she said it first!
- No, that's not fair!
- (React) And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then.
- Piano Man by Billy Joel.
- (React) Absolutely not! - I only know, oh, what?
- Oh! So confident!
- Oh! (bell rings)
Rocket Man by Billy Joel.
- ♪ And I'm gonna be high ♪ ♪ As a kite ♪
(Angel laughs) I just cracked my voice, dang.
(clears throat)
- Dang, she going through it.
- I know it, but I need more clues.
- Mars ain't the type of place to raise your kids.
Well, I would assume.
(bell rings) - Bee Gees!
(bell rings) - Cher!
- No. - (React) No ma'am.
- Ugh.
(bell rings) - Elton John.
- Ah! - (React) Yes!
- Elton John. - (React) Yes?
- Rocket Man. - (React) Yes!
- Oh, is this the...
♪ Mars ain't the type of place ♪ ♪ To raise your kids ♪
Is that this part?
- No. - (React) Not quite, but I liked it.
- ♪ And I think it's gonna be ♪ ♪ A long long time ♪
- (React) What might bring you to Mars?
- Smoking.
- A space ship. - Space ship.
- (React) Yes, what's another word?
- Rocket Man! - (React) Yes, that's the title.
Who sings it?
- ♪ You could never know ♪ ♪ What it's like ♪
♪ Your blood, like winter ♪ ♪ Freezes just like ice ♪
That's the song? - (React) That's the artist.
- Oh, Elton John, Rocket Man!
- (React) Yes! - Oh my God!
Oh my God! I like gave her that one.
- No you didn't!
- (React) For 40 days and 40 nights, the law was on her side.
- ♪ 40 days and 40 nights ♪ - (Angel) Girl.
- ♪ The love was on her side ♪ - The law.
- (React) Okay. - Oh. (laughs)
I don't have my glasses on.
- Dolly Parton?
(bell rings) - Dolly Parton, 9 to 5.
- (React) No.
(bell rings) - Janet Jackson.
- (React) No.
- Donna Summer. - (React) No.
- Bobby Brown. - (React) No!
- Oh no. (bell rings)
- Michael Jackson, Billie Jean?
- You just took the lead with that one too.
- I love Michael, 'cause we used to pass notes in 6th grade,
and they were just like Michael Jackson song lyrics.
- (React) And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts.
- Oh, wait, I know, but I don't, but I do, but I don't.
- Yeah, that one would've got me.
- ♪ People always tell me ♪ ♪ Be careful of ♪
- ♪ Don't go around breaking ♪ ♪ Young girls' hearts ♪
♪ Woo ♪
- ♪ And people always told me ♪ ♪ Be careful who you love ♪
- Wait! - (React) You can't take that!
- Wait, no, go back one!
- Billie Jean by Michael Jackson! - (React) Yes!
She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene.
- ♪ More like a beauty queen ♪ ♪ From a movie scene ♪
Oh, Michael Jackson. Billie Jean?
(bell rings) - (React) Correct! (laughs)
- ♪ Billie Jean is not my lover ♪
- ♪ She's just a girl ♪ ♪ Who claims that I am the one ♪
- (React) Ooh. - ♪ But the kid is not my son ♪
- ♪ Do do-do-do-do do ♪
- (React) I could tell she liked me from the way she stared.
- Mmm.
- ♪ I could tell she liked me ♪ ♪ From the way she stared ♪
♪ Something something something ♪ ♪ Do-do, do-do, do ♪
- ♪ Can tell she liked me ♪ ♪ From the way she stared ♪
- (React) You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be.
- I don't know!
- (React) Give it a go.
- ♪ I'm not the little boy ♪ ♪ I used to be ♪
(both laugh)
- That's not it. - No, that's not.
(group laughs)
- (React) But since your dad walked out,
your mom could use a guy like me.
- Woah!
- He's confident, is what he is.
- (React) So who's, what, who's he singing about?
- Singing about his... - This girl he has a...
- A girl that got a kid.
- No, a mom!
- Wait, the mom could use a guy like me.
- The mom has a daughter, she's a kid.
- Wait, but since your dad walked out,
your mom could use a guy like me, wow.
(both laugh) Wow, that's deep!
- I ain't gonna be the step dad, but I'll be the dad that stepped up.
(both laugh)
(bell rings) - Stacy's Mom.
- (React) Yes!
- Is this Stacy's Mom? - (React) Yes it is!
- What!? - By...
- (React) By?
- Oh, Weezer?
(bell rings) - Stacy's Mom, Fountains of Youth?
- (React) The last word is a man's name.
- Steve.
- David. - (React) No!
- Mark. (laughs) - (React) No.
- Luke. - (React) No.
(both laugh)
- (React) Are you going through the Bible?
No, think old school cowboy.
- Fountain of Eastwood. - (React) No.
- Fountain of Clint.
(bell rings) - Fountain of Tom Selleck.
(both laugh)
(bell rings) - Fountains of Wayne?
- (React) Yes! - Yeah!
- Oh, Fountains of Wayne. (bell rings)
- (React) Got it! - Yes.
- I'm done, I'm done.
- You're mid.
(React laughs)
- (React) We're gonna move on, we're gonna put our headphones on,
and you're just gonna listen. - Okay.
- (React) You get half a point if you can say the name of the song.
- Alright. - (React) First one, here we go.
- ♪ Stacy's mom has got it going on ♪
- Oh! Stacy's Mom!
- (React) Yes! - Woo!
- (Kia) What did you say? - Stacy's Mom.
- Oh, I ain't never even heard of them.
I ain't heard of Stacy, I ain't heard of her mom, nobody.
- (React) I've been blastin' and laughin' so long.
- ♪ Even my momma thinks ♪ ♪ That my mind is gone ♪
♪ 'Cause I never crossed a man ♪ ♪ That don't deserve it ♪
(React laughs) - What?
- ♪ I've been blastin' and laughin' ♪ ♪ So long ♪
- ♪ I've been blastin' ♪
- ♪ I've been blastin' ♪ ♪ And laughing so long ♪
- ♪ Been blastin' so long ♪ (React laughs)
- ♪ I've been blasting ♪
- Mommy! - ♪ And laughin' so long ♪
(React laughs)
- ♪ I've been blastin' and laughin' ♪ ♪ So long ♪
- (React) Woah, you nailed it.
- I might [censored] go to prom.
Sorry, I said a bad word in front of my mom.
- (React) Tell me why are we so blind to see
that ones we hurt are you and me?
So the first part was more of a rap,
and this part is more of a singing part.
- ♪ Tell me why are we so blind ♪ - This is from...
♪ Baby smile today ♪
- I know this! - (React) Uh oh!
- I'm gonna let you try and get this one Jenna.
- Fresh Prince of Bel Air. - Oh my gosh.
- (React) No. (laughs)
- Oh! ♪ Dah nah-nah ♪
Wait! ♪ Dah-dah, dah, nah-nah-dah-dah ♪
♪ Dah-nah-nah, nah-dah-dah ♪ ♪ Dah-nah-nah ♪
- (React) Yep!
(bell rings) - Gangsta's Paradise!
- (React) By? - By, oh no!
- (React) Alright, next one.
On my knees in the night sayin' prayers in the streetlight.
- It's um...
- (gasps) She doesn't know the name of the song,
that's why she was giving me time.
- Land of paradise. - Yeah.
- Peace of paradise. Life of paradise.
- ♪ Been spendin' ♪ ♪ Mo muh muh ♪
- Gangster's Paradise?
- (React) It's from the movie Dangerous Minds.
More of like a hard word.
- [Censored], ooh! - How, ooh.
- (React) If you are in the Bloods or the Crips,
you're in a... - Gangs!
- Streets of paradise! - (React) What?
- I said streets, no. - Streets of Paradise.
- (React) Not streets, not... - 'Hood of Paradise.
(both laugh)
- Gangsta's Paradise. - (React) Yes, who sings it?
- Lionel Richie. - (React) No.
- El DeBarge.
- Rihanna.
- (React) Name some '90s rappers.
- Uh...
(bell rings)
- Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio, I don't know.
- (React) Yes! - What!?
Who is also Eminem. - That's Eminem.
- Eminem? - (React) No.
(bell rings) - Gangsta's Paradise by 2Pac.
Gangsta's Paradise by Ice Cube. By Snoop Dogg.
- (React) An ice cube is what?
- Chill, chill. - Chill.
- (React) Another C word. - Chilled.
- (React) Also means that you're rad.
- Cool, cool what?
(bell rings) - Coolio, Gangsta's Paradise?
- (React) Yep!
- Cool. - Coolio!
- Cool, Coolio! - Coolio!
(bell rings) - Gangsta's Paradise, Coolio!
(both laugh) - (React) Yes.
(Kia sighs)
I got the medicine, so you should keep ya eyes on the ball.
- I got the medicine, so you should keep your...
- ♪ Eyes on the ball ♪
- Keep ya eyes on the ball.
- (React) Ice tea and a game of ping pong.
- What?
- ♪ Ice tea ♪ ♪ And a game of ping pong ♪
- Get it. ♪ Ice tea and a game of ping pong ♪
- That's definitely a girl.
- ♪ Ice tea and a game ♪ ♪ Of ping pong ♪
- Yeah, I think I need one more hint, even.
- Please.
- (React) Shoes on, get up in the morn,
cup of milk, let's rock n' roll.
- Why did I think of All Star again?
- (React) (laughs) It's pretty like...
- ♪ Shoes on ♪ ♪ Get up in the morning ♪
♪ Let's rock and roll ♪
- ♪ Everybody ♪
- Is this Miley Cyrus? - (React) No.
What's one of the most popular groups on the...
- The Beatles. - (React) Planet, right now.
- The Beatles. - Planet, right now.
- Right now? - (React) Right now.
- The Fugees. No. (laughs)
- (React) The Beatles and the Fugees?
- NSYNC.
- The Jonas Brothers. - (React) No.
- Is it Silk Sonic? - (React) No.
Great group though.
- No, it's not One Direction.
- (React) Globally loved.
- New Edition. - I don't know.
- (React) New Edition! - Mom.
- (React) Kia!
- Is this like a BTS band? I mean...
- Yeah, BTS. - (React) Yes?
- ♪ I-I-I'm ♪ - ♪ In the stars tonight ♪
(bell rings)
- Oh! - Oh, BTS!
- (React) Yes? - BTS, uh...
- Um... - Dynamite.
- (React) Yes! (Jenna screams)
- This one's Dynamite by BTS.
- (React) Yes! - Aww!
- ♪ Light it up like dynamite ♪
You know that one? - Oh, I do know that one.
- It's the K-Pop one! They're um, um...
Huh, hah.
- (React) What goes boom? - Boom!
- Dynamite! - (React) Yes is the name of the song!
- Dynamite by um... - (React) You could steal it.
- No, she doesn't know them. I know them!
- TRL! TCB!
TBC! BTC!
BTT! - Oh, wait, wait!
BTS! Dynamite by BTS!
- (React) Yes!
- Please.
- ♪ 'Cause I-I-I'm ♪ ♪ In the stars tonight ♪
- I'm going home, it's all me.
- ♪ Shining through the city ♪ ♪ With a little funk and soul ♪
♪ So I'ma ♪
- ♪ Light it up ♪ ♪ Like dynamite ♪
- ♪ Woah oh oh ♪
- (React) Yeah, you made me feel shiny and new.
- ♪ I'd rather be shiny ♪ - Oh, hey.
- (React) Great song.
- Oh yeah. ♪ I'm so shiny ♪
- ♪ You made me feel ♪ ♪ Shiny and new ♪
- Uh, Mariah Carey? (laughs) - (React) No!
I made it through the wilderness.
Somehow, I made it through.
(bell rings) - Duran Duran, oh no.
It's Madonna! - (React) Yes!
- Like A Virgin. - (React) Yes!
(both laugh)
- ♪ I made it through ♪ ♪ The wilderness ♪
- (React) Yes?
- ♪ Somehow I made it through ♪
- (React) I made it through the wilderness.
- Whitney Houston! - (React) No.
- Wait, oh! ♪ I made it through the wilderness ♪
Madonna! - (React) Yes!
- Like A Virgin! - (React) Yes!
(Kia screams) (React laughs)
- ♪ I made it through ♪ ♪ The wilderness ♪
- ♪ Bah-doom, boom-boom-boom ♪
- I don't know it.
- ♪ Somehow I made it through ♪ - ♪ Dah-dah, nah-nah-nah-nah ♪
Jeremiah, did you know this one? - It did help singing it.
The only song I know that has Madonna's name on it
is a Drake song.
- (React) Touched for the very first time.
- Like A Virgin, Madonna. (bell rings)
- (React) Got it! (bell rings)
- ♪ Like a virgin ♪
- They're gonna think Madonna's in the studio!
- (React) This calls for a toast, so pour the champagne.
(bell rings) - Bruno Mars.
- Bruno Mars.
- The Bruno Mars one?
- (React) (gasps) No.
(bell rings) - Drake.
- No, this isn't Panic! At The Disco.
- ♪ Pour the champagne ♪ ♪ Pour the champagne ♪
- (React) Oh, okay.
I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor.
- I don't know.
- That should be the one that I know for some reason.
I feel like that is so specific.
- (React) Haven't you people ever heard of
closing the God... (bell rings)
- Oh my God!
I Write Sins Not Tragedies, Panic! At The Disco.
- It is Panic! At The Disco. - (React) Yes!
- And it's, uh...
♪ I chimed with ♪
I Write Sins Not Tragedies.
- ♪ Closing the God damn door ♪
- (React) Have you heard this song before, Tabitha?
- Yes.
- (React) Do you like this song? - I do like this song.
- (React) This is from like emo days.
- And I say gosh darn door.
- (React) That was I Write Sins Not Tragedies is the name of the song,
by Panic! At The Disco. - Aw, Panic! At The Disco!
- You heard of them before? - Yeah!
- You're so smart. - (Angel) Dang it.
- (React) (laughs) Aww.
It's not what good girls do. Not how they should behave.
- ♪ Now what good girls do ♪ ♪ Not how they should behave, yeah ♪
- ♪ How they should behave ♪
- Prince. - Madonna.
- (React) Not Prince, not Madonna.
- We said it already. Ne-Yo.
(bell rings) - Billie Eilish.
- Elton John! - Is it girl or boy?
- (React) This was never the way I planned, not my intention.
- Oh, I know it! - Oh, yes, yes.
- ♪ This was never ♪ ♪ The way I planned ♪
- No. - ♪ Not my intention ♪
- ♪ This was never the way ♪ - ♪ I planned ♪
- (React) Woah, you guys did that together.
- ♪ Not my intention ♪
- (React) The taste of her cherry ChapStick.
The taste of her... (bell rings)
- Oh my God, yeah, there it was.
- (both) Katy Perry.
- I Kissed A Girl. - Cherry ChapStick.
I already said it, you weren't paying attention.
- Well, you didn't say it. - (both) You said cherry ChapStick.
- I did.
- (React) ChapStick. (bell rings)
- Oh my God! - Oh, yes, yes, yes.
- Hot N Cold by Katy Perry.
(bell rings) I Kissed A Girl by Katy Perry.
- (React) Yes! (laughs) - Yes.
- ♪ I kissed a girl ♪
- I Kissed A Girl! - ♪ And I liked it ♪
Katy Perry! - And I liked it!
- (React) Yeah, you got it!
Are you guys big Katy Perry fans?
- Yeah, I have respect for her. - I like her on American Idol.
- (React) We have went through this... (Kia laughs)
grueling gauntlet of lyrics without music,
and Angel is the winner!
- Oh yay!
- This is for all my children out there today.
- (React) Wait, what?
- (React) Ended it with two points, you got the last two.
Boom! - Wow, look at that.
(keys clacking)
(timer beeps)
- ♪ I'm so sorry that you won ♪ - That's not very sweet.
- ♪ I am your daughter ♪ - Way to state the obvious.
- ♪ You didn't raise me right ♪
- ♪ Everything is awesome ♪ - (React) Wait. (laughs)
- ♪ Jeremiah's so awesome ♪ ♪ 'Cause he's part of my team ♪
- ♪ You are so beautiful ♪ - (React) Aww.
- That's a song! - ♪ To me ♪
♪ You're everything I hoped for ♪
♪ You're everything I need ♪
♪ You are so beautiful ♪ (Angel laughs)
♪ To me ♪
- Thank you. - (React) Aww, yay, claps!
(both laugh)
- You didn't even do what the rules said!