Jamie, so what are we doing?
Our City Shitty challenge, or Shitty City challenge.
All right, city challenge just came in.
Element, Fresno. Jocks rule.
"Today you'll find out what it means to be a real athlete."
[ Laughter ]
"Grab your gear from the Skate Warehouse."
If I don't catch a pass or anything, don't --
don't blame it on me. -I come from the old school
where it was the punks versus the jocks.
Oh, my God. I didn't know you were shorter
than a hockey stick. Oh, shit.
Today they're going to have to walk in their shoes.
Nyjah knows how to put all this shit on.
Fuck, no. I never played football in my life.
We're mixing conventional,
traditional American sports with some thrashing.
Ooh! Justin!
[ Laughter ]
Are you okay, dude?
-Robbie, dude, in my hands. -It's hard to aim it.
-Are you good? -Yeah, I'm fine.
-Oh, my God! -Fucking flying.
-What the...? -Holy shit.
-Shit. -Dude, that wasn't...
-Yeah, I'm good. -[ Laughs ]
-Hey, are you all right? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine.
I am so stoked I got to see that.
Yeah. Because I was like --
and I'm glad that you didn't get hurt.
I've never been tackled by anybody in football gear before.
Justin!
It, uh -- yeah. It works.
[ Horn honking ]
Everybody needs a beer.
[ Cans popping ]
Welcome to the calisthenics class. First exercise --
How many fucking drills are there going to be?
Shut up, Nick. Just shut the fuck up,
or you're off the team.
All right, everybody has to lay down.
You lean back. Judo.
Anti-judo.
Everybody boards up.
[ Whistle blows ]
Judo. Anti-judo. Say it!
All: Judo. Anti-judo.
-Good job, assholes. -20 push-ups.
-Uh-oh! -20?!
-Oh, shit. -He's doing 10 of those bitches.
-Yeah, spread out. -Check his pants.
They're falling down. Let's get everyone!
[ Whistle blows ]
Nick! You're looking old!
Ooh, look how deep he can go in those.
-Right leg over. -Isn't this supposed to be
the other way, Mason? Well, fuck me, right?
Remember to breathe, guys. Remember to breathe.
We're not athletic in any way, huh?
Look at this guy. Somebody hippy jump him.
-You think you can do everybody? -Yeah.
Tennis player ready.
[ Whistle blows ]
-Very nice! -Whoo!
-That's crazy. -Good teamwork.
[ Whistle blows ]
Uh, I have here and there, like, with my cousins
up north in Pennsylvania at this ice rank,
but haven't done it in years, so...
These things are wobbly. It's crazy.
-You ready, Rhino? -Yeah, it's good right here.
I literally went up, and my ankle just went forward,
and I just fell.
Ooh. What the f...
It's probably a 10.
Just slide in.
-Oh, my fucking... -I was not going fast, though.
-Okay. -Well, fuck.
I didn't want to have to walk all the way back over here.
Yes!
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[ Cheering ]
Yeah!
Ah, don't pull me up.
I don't want to stand on these things anymore.
"Ollie a tennis court while holding your tennis racket."
Oh, yeah. That's easy. Get it.
Sam, watch out.
-Whoo! -Yeah!
-Yeah! -Fuck, yeah!
-Fuck, yeah, dude. -Found it.
Yeah, dude?
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Oh, my God. He did it, yeah.
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No. That's why I, like, love skating so much.
I just never could get into it.
I never played shit. I played basketball a little bit
with my older brothers, but...
Nyjah, it's weird seeing you in baggy shorts.
-It's not chill. -You look fucking hella normal.
That looks like he would wear that every day.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It looks like he got into
the wrong sport as skateboarding.
Like, he needed to be, like,
a basketball player, though.
Fuck!
Trying to do a tre flip,
and shoot a three mid-tre flip.
Aww.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
What the fuck?!
[ Laughs ]
Yep.
-Done! -Yeah, Nyjah!
-Glad you did it! -He did it!
-Fuck, yeah! -Fuck, yeah!
Yeah, that's a hard point!
Come on, Coach. Put me in the game.
Let's get a nice catch from Nick.
Right here, Nicky. Just catch it.
-[ Laughs ] -God!
-Shit, sorry. -Let's get 'em, baby.
Off the rail, Zion!
These handrails aren't gonna to grind theirselves!
Yeah, they are.
[ Whistle blows ]
I didn't know if he wanted to do the throw or not.
He didn't say anything.
-Yeah! -Yeah!
-Damn, you called it. -Boo-yah, bitch.
-Yeah! -First fucking "T," let's go.
-Hike. -All right, here we go.
-Oh! -Oh!
First "T," baby!
-First fucking try! 5-0! -Wow.
Holy shit!
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Holy shit! 00:06:07.784,00:00:00.000 -[ Laughs ] -Yeah, Z!