[screaming]
We've stopped. It's all over. I'm back home.
[laughing]
[humming]
Wait a minute.
That's the earth. And that down there is the moon?
So, somehow the tree dome flew here.
Dear Neptune, I'm falling! Wait.
I remember my high school science on the moon.
I'm much lighter than on Earth.
Which means [chuckles] this fall won't hurt me.
It's time for some moon crater boarding,
What's moon crater boarding?
It's simple. You ride these on that, like this.
Yeehaw!
Right here's the Flippity-Doo-Dah.
Right there's the classic Texas Tail Grab.
And this, I call the 720 Nut Job... munchies.
And let's not forget my grandpappy's favorite,
The Tour of the Saturn Star Gazer.
Yeehaw!
Nothing like extreme sports and zero gravity.
I've been in love with you
ever since I first laid my eye on you.
Hey, baby, what's your name?
[sighing] I should be safe in space.
[door shutting]
Stop, thief!
You've gotta be kidding me.
[screaming]
Huh? What? What the? Uh. That was horrible.
But this is even worse!
[screaming]
Doink. Now this really feels like home.
[screaming]
Hang on, buddy!
[screaming]
Hey, we stopped falling!
Look, we're in space now. Whee!
Hey, somebody get me down, or up or something.
[laughing]
Hey, SpongeBob, watch this.
Hey, you've got your toothpaste in my peanut butter.
[laughing]
Patrick, I can do this.
Hey, who turned the heavy back on?
We must be landing.
All right.
Sometimes that SpongeBob is as dumb as a sack of peanuts.
Into the rocket you go.
Wait, why do I need a rocket? Where is this delivery to?
Mars.
Oh, Mars. Well- M- M- M- Mars?!
Bye, Squidward.
[screaming]
[babbling]
Delivery from the Krusty Krab.
[babbling]
Yummy, yummy. [babbling]
Hmm. All this red, so garish.
This dump needs a true artist's touch.
Huh?
[roaring]
Spatula? Your back.
Oh, spatula,
now that we're together again, nothing will ever separate us.
One monster Krabby Patty.
[laughing]
Almost gotcha.
[grunting]
There goes a real hero.
He gave his life so we could stay clean.
[groaning]
[screaming]
Huh?
Well, maybe being on the moon isn't so bad.
After all, SpongeBob is over 238,000 miles away. Huh.
Ow!
[gasping] This moon is no SpongeBob zone.
Yeah. I'm the man on the moon!
Um, did someone say "Man on the moon"?
Hello? Intelligent life? How about average smarts?
I'd settle for common sense!
Long ago, before fish walked the seas,
they lived in the sky. One sun.
[laughing]
One star.
Hello.
One moon.
What the?
During the day, the star would play with the sun.
At night, the star would play with the moon.
Get away from me!
The star did not want to let his friends down,
but he alone could not keep up with both the sun and the moon.
Oh.
Finally some peace.
That is when the star had an idea.
[grunting]
Oh, no. There goes the neighborhood.
By creating many copies, the star was able to keep
the sun and moon happy without wearing himself out.
Do you understand why I tell you this tale?
[snoring]
Hello?
I am ready to unlock my potential.
I can become anything I set my mind to.
I could be a football player, or a king, or a spaceman.
Or a football playing king in space... with a mustache.
Yeah, uh-huh.
Sandy, this doesn't seem right.
Uh-oh.
Looks like SpongeBob's too light in the lunar gravity.
SpongeBob, grab ahold of this!
Okay. Got it.
[screaming]
Wow, SpongeBob, what do you call that trick?
[screaming]
Interesting.
Maybe you can teach me how to do a Waaah!
[screaming]
Hey, this is kind of fun.
Carol, your real father is-
Wait. Who's Carol's real father?
Boy, I can't wait to see the look on Sandy's face.
Sandy, I'm back!
Wow.
Bikini Bottom sure looks different.
Uh-oh.
SpongeBob, we aliens would like a word with you.