>> Reggie: ♪ YOU CAN'T SEE WHAT I'M SEEING
GUYS!
NEVER KNOW!
>> James: GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO "THE
LATE LATE SHOW."
THANKS FOR STAYING UP WITH US, WE'RE SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
ON TONIGHT'S SHOW WE'LL BE CHATTING WITH DAVID OYELOWO AND
THEN LATER WE HAVE A PERFORMANCE FROM MAISIE PETERS, YOU DON'T
WANT TO MISS IT.
>> Reggie: WHAT IS HAPPENING?
>> James: FROM THE STAR OF THE SHOW -- I'VE JUST BEEN DOING
THIS BEHIND THE DESK.
(LAUGHTER) >> James: I DON'T KNOW WHY
THAT'S FUNNY BUT IT ALWAYS WILL BE.
FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT HOW LONG CAN I KEEP THIS GOING FOR?
>> Reggie: IT'S SO NICE TO SEE A REAL WORLD EMOJI.
>> James: EXACTLY WHAT IT IS.
>> James: HOW WE DOING GANG?
HOW IS EVERYONE DOING?
ALL GOOD?
I'M IN A SLIGHT MONDAY FUNK.
I'M NOT GOING TO LIE.
I KNOW.
HE DIED OVER THE WEEKEND.
WE SHOULD START WITH THAT.
THE END OF THE TAPING OF THE SHOW ON THURSDAY WE SAID NICK
CONTINUAL DOWN AND HE FELL.
HIS HEAD HIT EVERY SINGLE SHELF.
IAN RAN OVER TO HIM AND HE WAS ALL OVER THE PLACE.
NICK ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY?
HE PUT HIS HAND UP AND HE SAID MAKE SURE YOU GET ON THAT CRUISE
SHIP.
(LAUGHTER) >> James: SO WE'LL MISS HIM.
NICK WE'VE LOVED YOU BEING PART OF THE SHOW!
HEY HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND, ALL GOOD?
>> IT WAS -- WE HAD A LITTLE BIT OF A DICEY MOMENT.
I BURNED OUT A BLENDER BUT IT WAS GOOD.
>> James: YOU BURNED OUT A BLENDER?
>> HEY, MAN IT HAPPENS.
(BLEEP).
>> James: THIS IS TOO MUCH BOOZE.
I'M GOING TO BURN YOURSELF SILLY IF YOU TRY TO DRINK THIS.
PETE, WE'VE GOT A GIFT FOR YOU.
WE ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS.
THIS WAS SENT TO THE SHOW BY JEN VOGT.
WHO WE LOVE.
LOOK WHAT SHE HAS SENT.
NOT FOR ME, NOT FOR YOU IAN THE NOT FOR ANY MEMBER OF THE BAND
NOR REGGIE.
SHE MADE AND SENT THIS IN FOR PETE, LOOK AT THIS!
(APPLAUSE) >> THAT'S AWESOME.
SWAG!
>> James: GREAT WORK, ABSOLUTELY SENSATIONAL WORK.
>> HEY BOSS WHERE WOULD THIS LOOK GOOD?
>> James: WHERE?
>> POOL WITH A MAI TAI ON A CANNIVELY CRUISE.
>> James: DOESN'T HAVE TO BE CARNIVAL CRUISE.
IT COULD BE VI VIRGIN.
OVER THE WEEKEND, I GOT AN E-MAIL, FROM RICHARD BRANSON
HIMSELF, DIRECT DOM MY INBOX.
>> SHIRR RICHARD?
>> James: SIR RICHARD BRANSON.
SAYING, THIS WEEKEND, VIRGIN ARE LAUNCHING OUR OWN CRUISE SHIP.
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO LAUNCH LAST YEAR BECAUSE OF THE PANDEMIC,
WE'D LOVE YOU TO DO A WEEK OF SHOWS ON VIRGIN CRUISES.
>> I HUNG OUT TO HIM ON NECKER ISLAND TO PERFORM AT THIS KINDS
OF REALLY SMALL GROUP OF CLIMATE EXPERT SUMMIT THING.
>> James: AND YOU FLEW THERE ON A PRIVATE JET?
>> I CAN'T REMEMBER.
I THINK IT WAS A REGULAR PLANE AND THEN IT WAS A SMALL PLANE
AND THEN IT WAS A BOAT.
>> James: YOU SPENT TWO DAYS TO TALK ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE ON
NECKER ISLAND.
>> I WAS ENTERTAINMENT.
>> James: YOU GOT SAY, STRAIGHT TO THE SOURCE, BRANSON
LOVE THAT, NOT MESSING AROUND.
WHAT IS THE LATEST NICK?
I FORWARDED IT ON TO YOU.
>> I AM NOW IN DIRECT COMMUNICATION WITH THE HEADS OF
CARNIVAL CRUISE.
>> James: WHAT ABOUT VIRGIN?
TO BE CLEAR ARE YOU TALKING TO THE HEADS OF CARNIVAL CRUISE OR
ARE YOU TALKING TO SIR RICHARD BRANON?
>> I'M NOT TRYING TO COMPETE.
>> I AM.
I HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU KNOW, BARTHOLOMEW CARNIVAL, OR WHOEVER
IS IN CHARGE OF CARNIVAL.
>> James: EITHER WAY I THINK IT STILL STANDS THAT IF WE CAN
BRING THIS HOME WE GET 70% OF THE MONEY.
>> I THINK NICK IS HOLDING OUT AN IMPORTANT DETAIL.
>> James: WHAT?
>> THERE'S A THIRD PARTY IN THE VYING FOR THE "LATE LATE SHOW."
NICK WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE OTHER ONE?
>> I'LL HAVE TO LOOK IT UP.
THEY DIDN'T E-MAIL ME DIRECTLY, THEY E-MAILED OTHER PEOPLE.
>> James: THERE ARE THREE DIFFERENT CRUISE COMPANIES?
I DON'T SEE THE THREE OF THEM AS BEING MOOUMPLE EXCLUSIVE.
I SAY WE -- MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE.
I SAY WE GO FROM ONE BOAT TO THE HE NEXT TO THE NEXT.
WE'LL SEE THE WHOLE WORLD, GUYS!
COME ON!
PETE THIS IS A GREAT FIT ON YOU, MAN, THIS IS A GREAT FIT ON YOU
PETE.
>> OVERSHIRT.
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH, JEN, FINS UP, FINS UP!
ANYONE DO ANYTHING FUN?
WHAT DID YOU DO THIS WEEKEND, REG?
CATCH US UP.
>> Reggie: WENT TO AUSTIN, DID JOE ROGAN, CAUGHT UP WITH
SOME AUSTIN FRIENDS CAME BACK ON SATURDAY, HAD A COOL DATE THING
AND SUNDAY, HAD A COOL SESSION WITH KENNIE BEATS AND ANOTHER
DATE.
>> James: I NEVER FELT SO BORING.
WHAT ABOUT YOU KEN?
ANYTHING GOING DOWN?
>> I FLEW TO CHICAGO AND MELT MY GIRLFRIEND'S PARENTS FOR THE
FIRST TIME.
>> James: STRAPPING GUYS.
TELL US EVERYTHING.
>> IT WAS GREAT.
SHOWED UP ON FRIDAY, I WAS VERY CHARMING THE ENTIRE TIME, MADE
SURE BOTH MY GICIAL FRIEND AND HER MOM BAKED CERTAIN THINGS, I
COMPLIMENTED MY GIRLFRIEND'S MOM, WE HAD A COUPLE OF BIG
DIFFERENCE, I TURNED IT UP TO AN 11, I'M AT A 3 RIGHT NOW I WOULD
SAY.
>> James: I DON'T THINK YOU'VE EVEN HIT AN 8 ON THE SHOW
SO YOU WERE AT AN 11.
THAT'S A FULL SET.
>> I HAD LINDSAY AND MICHAEL SCHWARTZ ROLLING IN THE AISLES
JUST FANTASTIC.
THEY WERE FANTASTIC, IT WAS BEAUTIFUL, CHICAGO, ILLINOIS.
>> James: WHEN DID YOU COME BACK?
>> GOT BACK LAST NIGHTS.
>> James: OKAY, WHAT WAS THE FEEDBACK FROM DANA?
>> PRETTY GOOD FEEDBACK SO FAR.
GIEM WITH PARENTS.
I'M TRADITIONALLY BETTER WITH PARENTS THAN I HAVE BEEN WITH
GIRLFRIENDS.
>> James: YOU TAKE THE BAKING THINK TOO FAR.
IT'S ONE THING COMPLIMENTING THE MOM'S OVER THE GIRLFRIEND'S.
YOU MIGHT SAY, ALSO SCHWARTZ THIS IS BEAUTIFUL, BETTER THAN
ANYTHING YOU CAN BAKE YOU PIECE OF (BLEEP).
IT'S JUST TOO MUCH.
>> THIS SMALL COOKIE ASK AMAZING.
YOU SHOULD WALK INTO THE OCEAN!
>> James: I'M SO SORRY SHE'S HERE.
>> I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU COULD MAKE A COOKIE THIS GOOD ARE AND
A DAUGHTER THIS (BLEEP) LOUSY.
(LAUGHTER) >> I'VE BEEN ABLE TO REIN IT IN
THOUGH.
YOU WAS NERVOUS BUT IT WAS LOVELY, WONDERFUL.
HER DAD GAVE ME THIS HAT, WHICH WAS FLOYD THE BRAR BER -- BARBER
FROM THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW.
>> James: YOU LEFT WITH A GIFT!
THAT'S INSANE TO ME!
>> NOT JUST THE GIFT OF GETTING TO MEET THEM IN PERSON.
>> NOW HE'S PANDERING WITH IF HAT!
>> James: THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS.
THAT'S ABSOLUTELY OUTRAGEOUS.
JEEZ.
>> THEY WATCHED THIS SHOW SO IT WAS GREAT.
>> James: THEY'RE THE ONES.
>> THEY'RE THE 1.
>> James: I NEVER KNEW WHO IT WAS NOW WE KNOW, IT'S MR. AND
MRS. SCHWARTZ.
>> HER MOM CENTS PETE A SHIRT.
>> James: WELL, LOOK LIKE THIS I COULD TALK LIKE THIS FOR
HOURS.
BUT IT'S NOT WHY CBS PAY US THE BIG BUCKS IS IT NICK?
>> NO, NOT WHY.
>> James: THEY DON'T PAY US THE BIG BUCKS TO SIT AROUND AND
CHAT WISCONSINFULLY -- WISTFULLY ABOUT THE WEEKEND.
THEY COME FOR THE NEWS.
♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: NICE, LITTLE CORD
CHANGE THERE.
YOU DIDN'T LEAVE, YOU STAYED HERE ALL WEEKEND.
DA DA!
WELL, HERE IS THE NEWS.
OVER THE WEEKEND.
RANSOM-SEEKING HACKERS SHUT DOWN A MAJOR OIL PIPELINE THAT
SUPPLIES NEARLY HALF OF THE FUEL TO THE EAST COAST-- MEANING
THERE COULD SOON BE A SHORTAGE OF GASOLINE IN THE EASTERN
UNITED STATES.
MESSING WITH OUR ELECTIONS WAS ONE THING, HACKERS.
BUT YOU STAY AWAY FROM OUR PIPES.
THIS IS A LESSON, I THINK.
THIS IS IS WHY YOU DON'T MAKE YOUR
PIPELINE PASSWORD, PIPELINE UNDERSCORE SIXTY-NINE.
IT'S CRAZY THAT EVERYTHING IS RUN BY COMPUTERS NOW.
WITHIN A YEAR I'M GONNA BE LIKE SORRY GUYS, CAN'T GO OUT
TONIGHT.
MY SHOELACE GOT HACKED AND I CAN'T TIE IT NOW.
HACKING THE PIPELINE.
SOUNDS LIKE THE NAME OF A CHRISTIAN SLATER MOVIE ABOUT
THEY'RE ONLY INTERESTED IN MONEY, NOT CREATING PROBLEMS FOR
SOCIETY AND WILL CHOOSE THEIR TARGETS MORE CAREFULLY NEXT
TIME.
AT LEAST THEY'RE DOING IT FOR THE RIGHT REASONS.
YOU KNOW IT'S BAD WHEN A GROUP OF SHADOWY RANSOME SEEKERS
CALLED DARK SIDE.
AND DID YOU SEE THIS?
THE KENTUCKY DERBY WINNER, MEDINA SPIRIT, FAILED A
POST-RACE DRUG TEST, MEANING THE HORSE COULD BE DISQUALIFIED.
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, THE HORSE HAS NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON.
HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE WAS IN A RACE, HE'S A HORSE.
BUT RACE ORGANIZERS BECAME SUSPICIOUS WHEN THE HORSE KEPT
TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT HIS SCREENPLAY, THEN SAYING, GOD
DON'T YOU JUST WANT TO DANCE ?
NICK, YOU'RE INTO HORSE-RACING, DID YOU BET ON THE KENTUCKY
DERBY THIS YEAR?
>> I DIDN'T BET ON ITS THIS YEAR BUT I CERTAINLY HAD A FAVORITE,
THAT HORSE THAT I LIKED.
IT WASN'T MEDINA SPIRIT.
>> James: WHY DIDN'T YOU BET ON IT?
>> I USUALLY BET ON THE HORSES IF I'M AT THE RACE.
I LIKE THE SPORT IN GENERAL.
>> James: YOU ENJOY WATCHING THE RACE?
YOU DON'T BET?
>> NOT REGULARLY.
>> James: YOU LIKE THE THRILL OF WHICH HORSE IS GOING TO WIN?
>> IF YOU HAD TO HANDICAP THE CARNIVAL, VIRGIN OR FIRST CRUISE
SHIP RACE?
>> I REALLY LIKED THE IDEA OF A THREE WAY TIE.
HOPPING FROM SHIP TO SHIP.
>> YES.
>> James: THREE-WAY WENT YEAH!
(LAUGHTER) >> James: HE DIDN'T EVEN HEAR
THE WORD, HE DIDN'T HEAR THE WORD TIE.
HE HEARD NICK SAYING I LIKE THE IDEA OF A THREE WAY, AND HE WENT
YEAH YEAH YEAH.
IN OTHER NEWS, ALABAMA HAS COME UP WITH A NEW WAY TO ENCOURAGE
PEOPLE TO GET THE COVID VACCINE.
MAY 15th, ANYONE WHO GETS VACCINATED OR TESTED AT TALADAGA
SPEEDWAY, WILL GET TO DRIVE THEIR OWN CAR ON THE TRACKS.
I THINK THEY'RE DAYS AWAY FROM LETTING US TOUCH PAINTINGS AT
ART MUSEUMS.
HEY YOU, YOU WANT TO DRAW SUNGLASSES ON THE MONA LISA?
GO TO IT.
TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T HAVE AN ALLERGIC REACTION, IN ALABAMA,
THEY'RE LIKE HERE'S THE SHOT, MAKE SURE YOU'RE DOING AT LEAST
90 WHEN YOU HIT THE FIRST TURN.
AND CAN ACCORDING TO RESEARCHERS AT LEAST TWO-THIRDS OF AMERICANS
SAY SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS ARE TEARING US APART.
THE OTHER TWO-THIRDS SAID, SOCIAL MEDIA IS NOT TEARING US
APART.
IF YOU THINK THERE IS, YOU CAN GO FOLLOW ME.
TEARING US APART OWN THE ODOR HAND, WHERE ELSE ARE YOU GOING
TO LEARN THAT IT IS THE BIRTHDAY OF SOMEONE YOU WORKED WITH NINE
YEARS AGO.
IN YOUR SIDE, IS IT TEARING US APART?
>> YES, I KEEP GOING, FOR SOME REASON I CAN'T EXPLAIN TO
ANYONE.
>> James: WHY DO YOU KEEP GOING?
>> BECAUSE EVERY 15th INTERACTION IS, I WORK FOR LULU
LEMON, DO YOU WANTS SOME PANTS?
>> James: DO YOU GET FREE LULU LEMON?
>> YES.
>> James: HE SAID IS THAT LULU LEMON?
I LOVE I.T. MAN.
I BOUGHT MINE.
I'M NOT THERE ON TWRIRT, THAT'S (BLEEP) WHY.
>> WE HAD A LITTLE LULU LEMON, I'M TRYING TO BECOME A LULU
AMBASSADOR SO IF WE COULD LEAVE THIS IN.
>> James: COULD WE WALK INTO THIS INTEGRATION NIKO?
>> IF WE CAN CUT THAT WHOLE LU L LEMON BIT OUT THEREOF.
>> James: WHY CAN'T WE TALK ABOUT LULU LEMON?
>> I JUST DON'T KNOW IF WE CAN.
>> James: WHAT'S THE BEEF?
>> SURELY THERE CAN BE SOME WIGGLE ROOM.
NOT AS MUCH AS LULU LEMON STRECH FIT JOGGERS.
>> James: MAYBE THIS THURSDAY WE DO THE SHOW IN LULU LEMON
JOGGERS.
THAT'S OKAY ISN'T IT NICK?
>> WITH AS MUCH RESPECT AS I CAN POSSIBLY SAY, PLEASE GO (BLEEP)
YOUR SELF RIGHT NOW.
(LAUGHTER) WHAT'S THE BEEF HERE?
>> I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO SALES ANY MORE THAN I HAVE TO.
>> James: WHY WOULD SALES HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS GM.
>> I DON'T KNOW, I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS.
>> James: AND FINALLY, FROM A CERTAIN ANGLE THE THE DEPICTION
OF A KNEELING MAN LOOKS LIKE THIS!
THISTHAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE HIS K BUT IT MUST BE PRETTY
EMASCULATING FOR THAT GUY HAD HERE.
IT SHOULD LOOK LIKE THE NOBLE PEASANT, WHICH IS BETTER THAN
THEIR ORIGINAL NAME, PENIS DE MILO.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY!