- The Frontmen Season 2 Finale! - Starring...
The Frontmen!
- What?! - Why are you starting without us?
- And why are you two standing in our places? - And wearing out clothes?
- It's like a transgender version of goldilocks... - Because we are the new frontmen of the frontmen
- Since when?! - Since 5 minutes ago...
All those in favour of replacing Messi and Ronaldo with me and Kylian say aye...
- Aye! - You backstabbing bastards!
- You backstabbing bastards! - That’s what I said
- Sorry guys, you’re finished - What?
We all saw what happened in the Champions League last week.
You were so anonymous, AS Roma featured you both in their missing persons tweets.
- What?! - It’s time to make way for the new GOATs
- But you can stay as lesser featured Frontmen. - What?!
- Lesser featured? - I quit!
- You can’t quit. You signed a contract. - No I never!
- Yes you did - Since when?
Since 3 minutes ago...
Cristiano, could I please have your autograph? As you know from the restraining order you took out on me, I'm a huge fan...
You're one of many millions.... Hand me the pen...
- You backstabbing bastards! - Darkest of dark arts...
- Well if we’re that finished, why do you want us in the Frontmen at all? - Clickbait
- Okay, fine - What?
- We didn’t expect you to be so understanding. - Let’s crack on with this season finale. What is the theme?
- Footballers attempt Kylian Mbappe’s Hattrick vs Barcelona - Great idea!
Even the title of this video has already given me free motivation. Places everyone!
- Enough rehearsing. Let’s record the intro for real... - Would you like us at the back?
- Yes please. - The very back.
- No problem! - But...
Come Lionel, let’s get changed into our background artist football kits. Trust me...
They can record whatever they want, I’m still the one that uploads these Frontmen videos…
- So… - So that’s why the actual Frontmen Season 2 Finale video is…
Ronaldo & Messi attempt to kill Haaland & Mbappe
- Starring... - The Frontmen!
- Oh my... - Sh**. Missed...
- What did you say? - He said, he will be missed.
Amen...
It won’t be the first time “he’s missed”, Haha! Oh, too soon, too soon...
- I guess we'll have to postpone filming... - Go home everyone
Now’s our chance, Lionel...
- And why on earth was there a 1 tonne weight in the roof? - No idea.
See you tomorrow, gentlemen… or will I?
Go! Go! Gooo!
- Damn. They got away - Don’t worry, I know a guy…
- And why were the mob trying to kill us? - No idea
Go! Go! Gooo!
- Sh**! - Jordi Alba?
- Rest in peace, Jordi... - Don’t worry, I have another plan...
Police are appealing for witnesses after Jordi Alba was killed in a hit & run earlier today...
Why had all the CCTV in the area been switched off?
And why was Jordi Alba trying to kill you?
Did you not see the Barcelona game? I threatened to kill him in the street...
- Oh. - Sh**. The police?!
- Delivery! - Phew. It’s probably more gifts from Jurgen...
- Uhoh - Noo!
- A parcel bomb? - Minus the parcel
Who would do such a thing?
- Sh**! - Don’t worry, I know a guy...
- Do you know who would be trying to kill you? - Apart from Jordi Alba, no…
- You know he’s dead? - Oh, really?
- I’m shocked and stunned by that news. - And was it the bomb that killed the dog?
- What dog? - That dog...
- What? I don’t even have a dog - Then who’s dog is it?
It was mine!
- Thanks officer - No problem
- Sh**! - Rest in peace, Keanu...
If only he was as bullet-proof as he is in the movies.
That botched performance just cost us 2 and a half million dollars.
Don’t worry, I have another plan…
Jesus Christ!
- Kylian, who sold you this private jet? - These nice guys who came to my door...
- Do we have a deal? - A huge private jet in return for my World Cup medal?
- Deal! - Yes!
- Sh**! It landed safely. - Still, it isn’t all bad news…
Siii. We take it in turns to look after it, remember. Bagsee first!
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...
...er, who invited this guy?
Antoine!
What have you doing?
You said to target the oldest French one with the tragic hair.
I said the youngest French one, and the one with the tragic hair...
- Oh. Do I still get paid? - No!
Don’t worry, I know a guy who knows a girl… If anyone can get rid of someone who is threatening our global reputation, it’s her.
What?! I have no idea how to get rid of someone who is threatening one’s global reputation. I had nothing to do with it!
- Rest in peace, Lady Diana - What?!
- We were talking about Meghan and Harry! - Oh...
But one knows a guy...
- Kill them both, and the Beskar is yours… - But one of them is just a child
- This is the way… - This is the way...
Ah… meditating has calmed me down after that flight from hell!
Don’t shoot, I’m just a child!
He’ll walk back through that door in 3..2..1..
- What? - The child is alive?
- The child is alive... - The child can’t get through
- The deal is off - What?
- I took care of the other one. But the child has grown on me. I will keep it. - But!
- This is the way - This is the Adam Johnson way!
- I knew we should have hired Boba Fett. - Wait, this is perfect...
...helmet head is going to take him off around the galaxy - allowing us to retake control of the Frontmen!
- Yes! - He’s yours!
- This is the way - This is the way
This is the way… out!
Coming soon... The Frontmen Season 3!
Starring the undisputed GOATs...
- Arrest those men! - WHAT?! RUN!