>> Reggie: ♪ >> James: WHAT HAPPENED THERE?
WHAT HAPPENED?
YOU LOST POT WE ARE.
YOU BETTER HAVE LOST YOUR POWER, MINE IS AT 11.
>> PLEASE CONTINUE.
>> James: HAVE WE LOST POWER ON THE-BASE.
>> YEAH, BUT WHO CARES.
>> I CARE.
LET'S SEE.
>> MAYBE YOU NEED TO SLAP IT.
>> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
>> YEAH.
>> James: I ACTUALLY CAME DOWN EARLIER TODAY.
>> TO UNPLUG ME.
>> James: NO, IT MIGHT BE, I MIGHT HAVE GOT THE STRINGS TOO
WET.
>> OH.
>> James: IT MIGHT BE.
>> A SHORT.
>> James: IT MIGHT BE AN ELECTRICAL DEFAULT.
>> Reggie: A SHORT.
>> James: A FEW OF US HERE WHEN ARE YOU NOT HERE WE JUST
JAM DOWN.
KATIE IS ON DRUMS.
YOU JUST THINK HE IS A NATURAL DRUMMER.
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THIS ROB.
>> THE BASS SITUATION, WE'RE JUST GOING TO TRY TO PLUG THE
BASS BACK IN.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, HANG ON.
HERE WE GO.
>> MORGAN BENDER, EVERYBODY.
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH MORGAN BENDER.
>> James: OH.
(APPLAUSE).
♪ >> James: THANKS, GUYS.
>> DO YOU THINK, DO YOU THINK LIKE WHEN WERE YOU LIKE EIGHT
YEARS OLD YOU HEARD SOMEONE CALLED THE BASS LOOK AND YOUR
BRAIN JUST DK DK AND NOW YOU HAVE TO LICK YOUR T THUMB BEFORE
YOU PLAY BASS.
>> THAT MUST BE IT.
>> James: WHEN I WAS LEARNING BASS WITH A BRITISH EM PRESARIO
I DOUBT YOU HAVE EVER HEARD OF CALLED CLYDE HOLDCROFT.
HE ACTUALLY PLAYED THE BIT ON PAUL SIMON'S CALL ME-- THAT WAS
HIM.
>> HE PLAYED THE SEINFELD BASS LINE.
>> James: HE PLAYED SOME OF THEM.
THE EARLY EPISODE, BUT THEN HE HAD A HUGE FALLING OUT WITH THE
GUY WHO PLAYED CRAMER, I WON'T SAY WHY.
LET'S JUST SAY HE KNEW BEFORE WE DID.
(LAUGHTER) YEAH, BUT HE PLAYED, WELL, HE
DID THE-- .
♪ AND I WAS THE PERSON THAT WENT.
♪ I GET RESIDUALS FROM THE SHOW, THANK YOU.
IMAGINE IF YOU MADE $75 MILLION.
BUT WE'RE BACK WITH THE BASS, BACK WITH THE BASS AND BACK AT
IT AGAIN.
AND TONIGHT YOU LUCKY THINGS, WE'LL BE CHATTING WITH HUGH
GRANT, MIKE COLTER AND LATER A PERFORM FRNS-- POMPLEANCE FROM
TOMORROW BY TOGETHER.
NICO, HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND.
>> IT WAS A GOOD WEEKEND.
WE WERE AT THE BEACH ALL WEEKEND.
>> James: WERE YOU.
I GUESS THAT IS THE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN GET ANY REAL PRIVACY NOW
>> IT WAS A VERY RESTFUL AND PEACEFUL TIME AT THE BEACH.
AND THEN ON SUNDAY THE PODCAST THAT I WAS A GUEST ON WAS
RELEASED.
IT WAS REALLY FUN FOR ME AND LIKE THREE OTHER PEOPLE.
>> James: JUST SO YOU KNOW, IT WASN'T.
>> NICK'S SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT OF LATE NIGHT AT CBS DID A TWO
HOUR PODCAST ABOUT LATE NIGHT WITHOUT MENTIONING JAMES CORDEN
OR CBS.
(LAUGHTER) >> IT'S AMAZING.
>> James: THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE CHOICE, ISN'T IT, NICK?
>> I WAS JUST-- .
>> James: IT WASN'T EVEN.
>> EVEN THE ESTABLISHMENT OF THE IDEA OF WHY THIS MALAYSIAN
PERSON REACHED OUT TO DO A PODCAST BECAUSE SHE SAW HIM ON
THIS SHOW, DIDN'T COME UP.
>> James: AND NONE OF US GOT A MENTION.
WITHOUT GOT A MENTION, IT WAS FALON.
>> CONAN.
>> James: ALL CONAN.
>> LENO GOT IN THERE, LETTERMAN, SNL.
>> James: CARSON.
>> JOHNNY CARSON GOT IN THERE.
>> IN LIVING COLOR.
>> IN LUVING COLOR!
WOW.
>> I AM LITERALLY SWEATING THROUGH THIS ENTIRE OUTFIT THAT
I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW.
>> James: OH DEAR, SO WHEN IS PART TWO OUT, NICK?
>> IT IS OUT ON-- .
>> James: SAID NO NO ONE.
>> I'M EXCITED TO LISTEN TO IT.
>> EVERYONE HAS BEEN VERY NICE ABOUT IT UNTIL RIGHT NOW.
>> James: JUST SO YOU KNOW, EVERYONE HAS NOT BEEN VERY NICE
ABOUT IT EVERYONE HAS BEEN VERY NICE ABOUT IT TO YOU.
EVERYONE HAS BEEN VERY NICE ABOUT THE EMOJI MOVIE TO ME.
(LAUGHTER) IF I WENT ON-- IF I WENT ON ONLY
COMNTS THAT PEOPLE TOLD ME ABOUT THE EMOJI MOVIE, IT IS BIGGER
THAN TOY STORY.
LOOK INWARD.
I'M EXCITED FOR PART TWO.
>> I THOUGHT THAT MOVIE WAS PRETTY GOOD.
>> James: I KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE SAID THAT.
WELL, IT'S THAT TIME, IT IS TIME TO JUMP INTO THE NEWS.
>> FEATURING JAMES CORDEN.
>> James: THAT FELT MORE WEATHER TO ME.
>> CHRISTMAS I THINK.
>> James: THAT FELT MORE WEATHER, THAT FELT MORE WEATHER,
LIKE I SHOULD HAVE A OH, IT'S A HOT ONE OUT THERE.
>> IT IS A TOTAL RIP OFF CBS EVENING NEWS.
>> James: CBS EVENING NEWS, NORAH O'DONNELL.
>> YEAH, I THINK BETWEEN 82 AND 89.
>> DAN RATHER DAYS.
>> James: DAN RATHER DAYS.
>> I THINK SO.
>> James: ONE MORE.
IT'S TIME FOR THE NEWS.
>> THE NEWS FEATURING JAMES CORDEN.
>> James: WELL, IT'S A HOT ONE OUT THERE TODAY.
AND CAPPING OFF A BUSY WEEKEND OF G7 MEETINGS IN ENGLAND
PRESIDENT BIDEN MET WITH QUEEN ELIZABETH YESTERDAY AFTERNOON AT
WUND SOR CASTLE, THE TWO HAD TEA AS AS JOE BIDEN CALLS IT GETTIN'
IN THE SCONE ZONE.
BIDEN WAS WELCOMED WITH A MILITARY GUARD OF HONOR.
HAVE A LOOK.
LOOK AT THAT, I DON'T KNOW HOW RELAXED I COULD BE JUST WALKING
ALONGSIDE SOMEONE JUST HOLDING A SWORD.
I WOULD BE LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE TO-- YOU CAN PUT THAT DOWN, IF
YOU-- AND THE GUY IS LIKE NO, HAVE I TO WALK WITH THE SWORD TO
MAKE SURE YOU DON'T GO RUNNING OFF TO ANY ICE CREAM TRUCK.
HOW MANY OF YOU, HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU THINK BIDEN ASKED TO HOLD
THAT SWORD.
I RECKON 25, COME ON BUDDY, LET ME JUST, COME ON, I'M NOT GOING
TO MESS WITH IT.
COME ON.
APPARENTLY PRESIDENT BIDEN ACTUALLY BROKE ETIQUETTE RULES
WHEN HE FIRST MET THE QUEEN YESTERDAY.
IT IS A BIT HARD TO TELL IN THE VIDEO BUT HERE IS THE EXACT
MOMENT THAT THEY MEET.
AND IF YOU LOOK HERE, LOOK, YEAH, HE'S WEARING HIS TRADEMARK
AVIATORS.
AND ACCORDING TO ROYAL EXPERTS WEARING SUNGLASSES WHILE MEETING
THE QUEEN IS A BIG NO, NO, THIS IS THE MOST BRITISH STORY EVER.
INSTEAD OF SOMEBODY JUST ASKING BIDEN TO REMOVE HIS SUNGLASSES
THEY DID WHAT BRITISH PEOPLE DO BEST, THEY GAVE HIM PASSIVE
AGGRESSIVE LOOKS AND THEN JUST TRASHED HIM BEHIND HIS BACK.
CAN YOU IMAGINE IF TRUMP HAD DONE THAT?
THE AMERICAN PRESS WOULD EXPLODE.
THEY WOULD BE LIKE, BECAUSE BIDEN DID THEY T THEY ARE LIKE
AHH, NO, BUT IT'S ALL RIGHT, HE'S NOT THE LAST GUY.
IT WASN'T TOTALLY DISRESPECTFUL, BIDEN DID TILT THE GLASSES DOWN
AS THE QUEEN WALKED PAST JUST TO LET HER KNOW THAT SHE'S STILL
GOT IT.
(LAUGHTER) AND REMEMBER HOW WE TOLD YOU
JEFF BEZOS WAS GOING TO AUCTION OFF A SEAT ON HIS FLIGHT INTO
SPACE NEXT MONTH, WELL THE AUCTION WAS HELD OVER THE
WEEKEND AND THE WINNING BID WAS $28 MILLION DOLLARS.
28 MILLION DOLLARS FOR A 10 MINUTE FLIGHT.
WITH THAT KIND OF MONEY IT BETTER LAND AT AN ALL-INCLUSIVE
RESORT IN FIJI OR IS THAT-- THE IDENTITY OF THE MYSTERY BIDDER
WILL BE REVEALE IN THE COMING WEEKS.
WITHOUT I HOPE WHOEVER BOUGHT THE SEE IS LIKE NO, I TRIED TO
ORDER A POCKET KNIFE AND 28 MINIONS.
AND ALEXA THOUGHT I SAID A ROCKET RIDE FOR 28 MILLION S IT
TOO LATE TO RETURN THIS?
I KNOW.
>> DO THAT ONE AGAIN.
>> James: NO, I'M NOT DOING IT AGAIN.
>> NO.
>> Reggie: YOU CAN'T SAVE THAT ONE.
>> James: THAT IS THE IMPACT OF THE WEEKEND RIGHT THERE.
I TOLD YOU.
AS BEST AS IT IS GOING TO GETTINGS ROBBIE.
YOU.
>> IT WAS A C PIPE FOR NOT A GREAT IN THE FIRST PLACE, DON'T
FEEL BAD ABOUT IT.
>> James: I DON'T, A C PIPE FOR SOMETHING YOU CAN SEE FROM
THE MIDDLE.
>> RIGHT, YEAH.
>> James: DO YOU WANT ME TO DO IT AGAIN.
>> KIND OF, GOOD JOKE.
>> IS IT?
>> James: YEAH, I DON'T THINK IT WAS THAT GOOD A JOKE.
>> OKAY, WE'LL MOVE ON, WE'LL MOVE ON.
>> James: ALL RIGHT,.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT A ROCKET SOUNDS LIKE, POCKET KNIFE, A LITTLE
BIT.
>> James: DO YOU THINK SOMEBODY JUST GOT CONFUSED AND
WAS LIKE OH NO, HANG ON, I ORDERED A POCKET KNIFE AND 28
MINIONS.
>> MINIONS.
AND.
>> James: YOU HEARD ROCKET FLIGHT AND FOR 28 MILLION, I
MEAN IS IT TOO LATE TO RETURN THIS?
>> IN THIS DAY AND AGE WITH SO MANY PEOPLE ARE BUYING THINGS
OFF OF-- .
>> James: ALEXA.
>> AND OTHER VIRTUAL ASSISTANTS, IT'S NOT MARRED TO CONCEIVE OF A
REALITY WHERE SOMEONE ACCIDENTALLY ORDERED A
POCKET-- A POCKET KNIFE AND 28 MINIONS.
>> A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE BUYING MINIONS OFF AMAZON.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: AND DID EVERYBODY SEE THIS, ACCORDING TO A NEW
STUDY LISTENING TO MUSIC BEFORE BED CAN DISRUPT YOUR SLEEP
BECAUSE YOU COULD END UP GETTING CATCHY SONGS STUCK IN YOUR HEAD.
THE STUDY USED THREE SONGS, SHAKE IT OFF BY TAYLOR SWIFT,
CALL ME MAYBE BY CARLY RAE JEPSEN AND DON'T STOP BELIEVEIN
BY JOURNEY, WHICH I DO NOT SEE IS FAIR IN ANYWAY.
THE SAY THE STUDY IS LISTEN TO MUSIC, NOT JUST ABSOLUTELY
FREAKIN BANGER, NOBODY IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD HAS EVER
BEEN LIKE OH, I'M TIRED, I WILL TURN IN.
I WILL JUST PUT ON DON'T STOP BELIEVEIN BEFORE I--
(LAUGHTER) OH, OH, TURN THAT-- TURN THAT
LIGHT OFF, I'M GOING TO-- I DON'T KNOW, I'M DONE, TURN THE
LIGHT OFF AND I'M GOING TO GO TO BED, JUST PUT ON, THERE IT IS,
(LAUGHTER) ALTHOUGH YOU KNOW I'VE GOT A
SPECIAL TRICK THAT I STARTED USING, I HAVE BEEN STRUGGLING
GETTING TO SLEEP RECENTLY, I DON'T KNOW WHY, A LOT OF STUFF
ON MY MIND.
I HAVE AN AMAZING NEW TRICK, I LISTEN TO ANY PODCAST WITH
NICKER BERNSTEIN AND I AM-- 15 SECONDS.
I GET TO THE C AV CONAN AND I'M OUTLINING A LIGHT IN OTHER NEWS
THE FAMILIAROUS WESTMINSTER KEN EL CLUB DOG SHOW WAS HELD OVER
THE WEEKEND AND A PEKINGESE NAMED WASABI WAS NAMED PEST IN
SHOW.
HERE IS A SLOW MOTION VIDEO OF WASABI IN ACTION AND IT IS
BEAUTIFUL.
>> THE PEKINGESE.
>> LOOK AT THAT.
OH MY GOD.
I SEE WHY THEY CALL THAT DOG WASABI BECAUSE IT IS HOT.
LOOK AT THAT THOUGH.
IT LOOKS LIKE A PUPPY AND LIKE A THOUSAND YEARS OLD AT THE SAME
TIME.