- All righty.
And if you're ready to go, I'm ready to go.
And here we go.
Number 20--
No!
Give me 25--
[auctioneer chant]
No. AUCTIONEER: 55, 55.
What about 65?
I'm at 75 now.
75. 75.
What about 80? 85--
[auctioneer chant]
Here, here.
Tell him, Barry. AUCTIONEER: 105.
105.
I'm fully charged and ready to bid.
95.
Going up to 105.
200 bucks there.
I'm want this win.
[auctioneer chant]
Do it!
Yeah, OK.
[auctioneer chant]
275 going once, twice.
Probably nothing [inaudible] than that.
Sold!
Woo!
Go on with your bad ass, Barry.
You got it, boy.
All right, we're about to do your favorite part
of the auction.
It's [inaudible] time.
BARRY: Lead the way.
I'll be doing all the heavy lifting, just like old times.
BARRY: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What?
BARRY: We bought this?
Calm down.
Let's start off right here.
They're about $15 apiece, huh?
Some nice lights.
We got a whole set, probably 45 big ones.
What we got here?
Some videos, DVDs right here.
All kind of PlayStation games.
15 bucks on this one right here, boy.
Some more!
There's, like, 25 games in here.
That's $1 apiece.
BARRY: $100,000.
God damn, boy.
I almost [inaudible] [bleep] myself, Barry.
BARRY: $100,000.
1-- it says 1 million, bruh.
BARRY: $100,000.
No, 1 million, bruh.
You need to check your glasses, home boy.
[grunting] (SINGING) Video games all day.
$1 a piece.
50 bucks.
More video games.
This is about a $25 case right here, boy.
Oh my god.
More video games.
About 30 bucks right there, boy.
Look at this.
Everything that's right here-- about $25 right here.
BARRY: OK, this is some kind of machine.
PS3.
PS2.
PS3.
If they're good right here--
I'd say about $50.
We got some mystery bags right here, Barry.
Check this out.
It's kind of heavy.
Book number one.
"The Rites of the Modern Occult Magic."
Oh, [bleep].
Knives.
Who the hell you gonna kill with this?
Looks like a video game knife, huh?
It might be worth something.
What we got, Barry?
[gasps] Look at that.
I ain't never seen a black skeleton head.
Whaddup?
How you feel, cousin?
Damn!
Crystal head.
BARRY: Finally, I think I see something of value.
Barry better watch hisself.
I'll throw his ass in the dumpster.
I'm here taking my witchy things to see Griffin
Cad at The Green Man store.
Hopefully I don't become the cursed man.
Griffin.
Hello there.
I need some help, bro.
I found some spooky items in a unit.
This here crystal thing.
Oh.
That's a crystal skull.
Skulls are very popular for communing with spirits.
And if it has a face carved onto it,
it means it can communicate with you.
This ain't nothing about voodoo right here, right?
No, no, no, no.
Healers would use it.
So that's a positive?
It's a positive thing, yes.
Well, let me show you this one here.
I hope this one here brings some good, positive energy.
But the color, it might not be, you know, kumbaya.
Oh, there's nothing wrong with black.
Oh, I know that.
[laughter]
This one here has been made out of regular glass,
unlike this fellow here, who is crystal--
that's a real mineral.
But he's got a lot of presence anyway.
Big and black.
Yeah.
Black skulls very often are used
to draw negativity away from things and to dispatch them.
And I got this crystal.
This here is a pendulum.
You can hold it over objects, and you can ask your questions
and see how it swings.
Simple yes or no questions.
All right, this one got me scared, bro.
We actually sell these guys.
It's a sickle, otherwise known to the magical practitioners
as a boline.
And it's used for sacrificial workings.
I would say looking at these items here,
you have a person who was interested in the occult
but wasn't necessarily a practitioner.
So how much you think I probably
can get for this whole little kit right here?
For the whole thing?
Yeah.
Um-- well, this guy here--
this is your money item.
If I had him in the store, I would put him up for $225.
For all of this, I would say--
$450.
Boom shaka laka!
I'm happy with that, bruh.