- Solo me?
♪ Girl I been all over the world ♪
♪ Looking for you ♪
- Yo we need a drink.
- Just let me know when you see one.
♪ I think I deserve and you're overdue ♪
- We're trying to get Ronnie to push up on some girls
in the club.
He's talking to one girl but you can tell that he's scared,
'cause of Sammi.
If Ron brings a girl home, Sammi's gonna flip out,
'cause that'll just start another war.
A man has needs.
What is he gonna wait, two months to do it?
I don't think so.
(slow music)
- I meet a girl and I realize I don't want these grenades,
these things that Vinny and Pauly bring home.
The old Ronnie in Miami would've brought a girl back
just to get a rise out of Sam.
How much?
Sam always expect the worst out of me,
especially when she's not there to watch over me.
I'm not that dumb, c'mon.
I'll give you 10.
Instead of bringing home a grenade girl,
to get her mad and start another fight,
let me be an adult and show her you're the ass (beep)
and I'm not the ass (beep) anymore.
Oh there I go again.
(upbeat music)
- You're laughing, I'ma (beep) you tonight Ronnie.
(men laughing) (beep)
- I don't know what to do with myself.
What if Ron brings home a girl?
I don't know if I can handle this right now.
- [Vinny] Yo.
- [Sammi] I don't like feeling like this.
- [Ronnie] Where is my ex-girlfriend?
I'm the ass (beep).
All right, just so you know.
Just so you know.
That's all you gotta say.
- [Sammi] Are those for somebody else?
- Just so you know.
So I give Sam the flowers.
She's kind of showing that I'm gonna be happy either way.
Like you know what I mean, I'm gonna move on.
Whether it's with or without you at this point.
- [Snooki] Are you kidding, Sammi stop.
- Yeah absolutely, I brought home (beep) mad girls.
When I give you flowers,
don't ask me if I brought home a girl.
- Ron I'm just trynna talk to you like normally.
He got me flowers.
I'm more than confused right now.
Hey.
- Yeah what's up?
- Why are you being mean to me?
Every time I try talking to you, you're like ignoring me.
Why would you get me flowers if you wanna ignore me?
Thank you, I'm trynna say thank you
and you just won't even let me.
- Every time I try to talk to you, you runaway.
- Just so you know, find somebody better than me.
Call me in (beep) four years, find somebody better than me.
- You're so ugh.
- Yeah whatever you too.
You tell somebody to go (beep) themselves,
you're a piece of (beep), you're a scumbag
and see if they come with a (beep) dozen roses for you.
- [Sammi] Can you just sit here?
- And see how it goes. - Can you stop?
- What did I just do?
Why did I even get her the roses?
Whatever dude.
- Thank you for the flowers.
- I'm taking them back.
♪ Ever since it started ♪
♪ Girl I always knew ♪
- Waste of my (beep) money and my (beep) time bro.
You don't deserve me and you don't deserve these roses.
♪ Tell me you love me ♪
♪ That's all I need to hear ♪
♪ Then I'll have no need to stay ♪
♪ And I can disappear ♪
- Okay, you just bought me flowers
and now you're throwing them out,
so now I'm like what the (beep) in my head,
like what is going on?
It hurts.
I'm just all, I feel like, all (beep) up in the head
at this point.