It's game, set, and match with married couple Andy
Roddick and Brooklyn Decker
He's pretty good at tennis, and she's very good at lip syncing.
So it's a win-win all around.
What message are you trying to send to Andy?
I feel sorry for him.
You married someone a little cook.
I'm a little cuckoo for Coco Puffs.
I have so much more respect for Brooklyn now,
'cause she's a gorgeous woman.
She could've easily gone to a song
where she would be really cute and pretty.
But for her to choose this hard-hitting Cypress Hill
song just talking about how crazy she is, and do it.
An unexpected choice for someone wearing head
to toe Hampton's whites.
She dressed up.
I will say, a white silk cami
and Cypress Hill is the pairing we never knew we needed.
She's clearly coming from vacation, probably on a yacht.
And here we go with the hip-hop. I'm in.
I like the juxtaposition.
All right, she's getting into it.
Brooklyn's finding her groove. She's finding her route.
The L-train is working.
I feel like I'm watching an episode of the Cypress Hills.
Her dance moves are very my sister-in-law
after three Sauvignon Blancs
at an event she's not necessarily comfortable at.
So my gay wedding.
Brooklyn lip-syncing on the sidelines,
you already got your shot babe. Wait your turn.
He has the black cap, the khakis, the fresh white sneaks.
He's ready to go to a frat party.
That man has a giant mouth. Large mouth advantage.
We could see all of the lips he's syncing.
What a hot young couple though, you know?
They both are so attractive, and wear a lot of white and khaki.
And I hope they own a boat.
Here lies Brooklyn Decker's husband,
who came to win and went out like a
(bleep)
You know December's gonna be really hard core,
because she has wet hair
and everybody's wearing all black tank tops.
I'm so glad we're getting more representation
for theater minors on television.
I mean, she is making some faces. Some real face.
Her performance is just reminding us
that Serena Williams is not in attendance.
And that's hard for me, because this is about the part
in the music video where she starts twerking.
And I mean, we're not gonna get to see that.
Uh-oh. A giant piece of modern art's moving across the screen.
Oh my God.
Wow. It's Serena on a bus.
Wow. Wow. Andy, don't even do a performance.
Who cares? Who cares?
They've put Andy Roddick in a chair,
and they're all surrounding him.
What's gonna happen? What's gonna happen?
"Take off your shirt." What?
Andy Roddick is looking everywhere. He's got whiplash.
He's like, "My wife's so hot. Serena Williams is here?
My wife's so hot. Serena Williams is here?"
She has Beyonce.
She has Serena Williams who is in the video,
and is also in the same field as her husband.
She had a monologue, wet hair, dance moves.
She probably drank a 40 before. She's got it all.
Brooklyn Decker has taken it to a crazy level.
And he's just not gonna be able to top it.
I can't even imagine who he could bring out.
It's your serve, Andy Roddick.
Andy, come on buddy. You can't pull off this wig.
This is like Bruno Mars attack.
Who else could even possibly come out?
Serena Williams is the greatest athlete of all time.
What is he gonna bring to the table?
Oh my God, Serena again.
Okay. It could be anyone's game at this point.
It turns out the only way top a Serena
reveal is with another Serena reveal.
I really appreciate all of the 90s boy band moves.
I think he could've made it in a boy band in the 90s.
Not like an NSYNC or Backstreet level.
But maybe O Town or 98 Degrees, sure.
This is what Lip Sync Battle is at its best, all right?
It is a musical that happens at you, staring Serena Williams.
And the Lip Sync Battle champion is, Brooklyn Decker.
Can we just talk about how Brooklyn has shoved
all the money into her pants?
She is the baddest chick on the block.
Well, Andy may have lost this match.
But the score is love-love.
And I'm told that's a tennis reference.
Honestly, the real winner here was Serena Williams.
She's perfect.
No one is competing on her level. Look at her.
Well Brooklyn did win.
And she made Andy fall to his knees with his eyes shut.
And that's a win-win for me.