(rock music plays)
- Woo, look what I have. (girl screams)
- I was in the jacuzzi and clothes just started coming off.
So we decided to have a little fun.
- You don't even wanna know.
Everybody's underwear and their bras are off.
- Huh?
- You guys wanna come to our house?
- Yeah, where is it? - It's like two blocks over.
- Yo, you wanna go?
I mean, this situation is gonna be indescribable.
You can't even describe the situation
that you're about to get into this situation.
- Paul made out with three girls.
- They're only 20. - Paul is 28 years old.
- [Jenni] 29.
- 29, okay, that makes it better.
The guys and the girls in the jacuzzi was just horrible.
I watched them make themselves look like typical jerk offs.
- Oh, he's that guy that talks about it.
- Don't disrespect the girls and all that.
We're not trying to grab three douche bags
off the street and bring them in here to be rude to you.
- This is the Jersey shore.
What do you expect us to do?
Play with each other the whole time?
- [Girl] I can never go in the jacuzzi again.
I'm gonna throw up.
- Underage, too Pauly?
She was 20 years old.
- I don't know what the hell happened.
- [Angelina] He was gonna make out with all three at once.
- You're 29, you're 29 years old.
How are you gonna be 29 years old, a.k.a Pauly,
and make out with three 20 year olds in a hot tub.
(Jenni gags)
Whatever.
- Knock on the door, find the boys.
- See if they're coming.
- If we took chicks home from the club, we're the same.
So we gonna deal with (indistinct).
Let us do our thing, we're trying to party.
You girls don't want to party with us,
so we're gonna bring girls to party.
This the summer, we wanna have fun
and make the best of it.
- You do it, you do it.
- Wrong idea,
You can stay out there.
You can do what you gotta do, but wrong idea right now.
(laughs)
- [Angelina] Can you close the door?
- Bad idea, close the door. - Close the door, thank you.
- With you behind it.
This is our house, too.
- Don't let it hit you in the ass while you're out, go.
- Bitches. (door slams)
(dramatic music) - Oh no, that is enough.
These whores are gonna get it.
Are you (beep).
Hello, don't (beep) slam doors in this house.
All the whores, shut up. (door slams)
That's classy, no, get out.
- So I'm just laying in bed
and I hear them screaming about me.
How many times did I already apologize?
Like, come on, if you can't get over it,
then (beep), I'm gonna leave.
If it's gonna be like this the whole time, please,
I'm not ending my summer like that.
- When a girl's that much of a whore,
it pisses me off and when you're gonna slam the (beep) door
that I'm living in, then you have problems.
The boys are gonna hate me
because I'm gonna keep (beep) up their game.
I can give a (beep) about what any of them say about me.
I'm not gonna invite my boyfriend here
and have him go in the freaking hot tub with me
and take off his boxers or his (beep) bathing suit
and (beep) him in it.
- [Jenni] Thank you.
- [Sammi] I didn't say not one word.
- If you guys bring guys back to the house
then I'm gonna watch you guys in the hot tub,
sit there like creeps.
Like, hey, I'm gonna (beep) watch your boyfriend
from up here and watch you dog each other out.
My point was they blocked really bad.
Why are you up there watching my boys
make out with some girls?
- Maybe bring some respectable girls with class
into this house, not trash.
- So who are you to judge?
Who's classy or not?
- Um, hello, are you (beep) stupid?
They're taking their underwear off in the (beep) jacuzzi.
Are you dumb?
Hello, that's classy?
No, shut up.
- No, there's no reason to shut up
cause this is my house, too.
- Don't open your mouth then.
- (beep) open my mouth when I wanna (beep) open my mouth.
Like seriously, told them not (beep)
bring the girls in the (beep) house
'cause I knew what (beep) was gonna go on.
You were gonna bitch, she was gonna bitch,
and she was gonna bitch.
- I'm done.
Don't say, I like you, I like you
to other girls in the house, not me.
- I had nothing to do with that.
Honestly, I don't see what Jolie's point was.
My point was I don't want to mess around
with a girl in the house,
that's just going to cause problems.
Mike, you're the fruit to all (indistinct) bro.
- Don't even let me call you (speaks faintly off mic)
- I'm not gonna point any fingers.
I'm not gonna point no fingers right now.
At this particular point, I could be screwed right now.
I'm like, you know, it was vibing with Sam
and then at the same time, I was like,
should I have went for it?
- You do whatever you wanna do,
but don't sit there and say you like her
and then go in a hot tub with other girls.
That's just not cool.
- All right, all right, but what I wanna know
is why does everybody like to link me and Sam.
We're just roommates.
That's what it is right now.
- Because your head is so far up her ass.
You can see out her (beep) mouth, bro.
That's why, honestly, bro,
like you guys were holding hands all night.
You were cuddling.
Cut the (beep), bro.
Seriously, you (beep) like her, get over it.
- So you're saying it's all me?
I didn't do anything.
- Don't bring dirty girls back.
- I didn't bring any dirty girls back.
- Did he put his lips on another girl?
- Sam was looking at me like what were you doing.
- Don't, don't, no.
Did he put his lips to another girl?
Don't lie to me.
- Yes (drum beats)
- No, no, no.
Yeah, no, no, I didn't, I got out, I got out, whatever.
- [Ronnie] No.
- Me and Sam were vibing for a little bit,
but at the same time you never know what people,
you getting to know everybody.
So, it's really no sweat off my back.
I could pretty much have my choice
of pretty much anyone down here.
Don't hate the player.
Hate the game, baby.