- Seriously? - Yeah, I got time.
You're not still dating that girl?
Nah, she only liked me for my socks.
That's weird.
Is it?
Alright, just tell me... what is wrong with you?
What do you mean?
You're handsome, you're funny, you're smart and you can cook.
Don't forget about my very special socks.
Bow.
Wow.
You don't see that on most men, do you?
Can't say I do. [laughing]
Who's all handsome in his fancy tuxedo?
Me.
Look, I even [coughing]
I even wore my fancy socks.
[music playing]
Hey! - Hey, Spencer.
You guys rocked tonight.
You saw our show?
Yeah, I watched it over at my buddy Socko's house.
You have a friend named Socko?
Yeah. He's the one who sells me all the cool socks.
Hey, which socks do you think I should wear
when the Plain White T's come here?
Blue stripes with golden pineapples?
Or aqua with fuchsia palm trees?
Wear one of each.
That's brilliant.
Look at you thinking outside the socks.
[laughing] I'll be in my room.
Before we do this song, I wanna thank
Carly's brother Spencer for saving my life.
Spencer, you're a heck of a guy, and you wear some rocking socks.
It's true.
[cheering]
Whoa, Spencer, did you make this cake?
Yeah, it's for Socko.
See, since he owns his own sock company,
I made his birthday cake...
in the shape of a sock.
This is incredible.
How'd you do this?
I just combined my sculpting skills
with my cakery skills and boom, sock cake.
Shall we applaud?
- Hey, did Mrs. Benson leave? - Yeah.
Why'd she tell me to go put on a--
- Spencer. - He ate my sock cake.
What's this big spoon for?
You ate my sock cake. Why would you eat my sock cake?
I don't even know who you are. How could you? Oh!
You're out of peppy-cola.
[screaming]
We're gonna take a little break here.
So please enjoy this emergency pre-taped video
of my brother Spencer filling a sock
with raw hamburger meat.
I'm their lawyer... and this... is my necktie.
[beeping]
- Cool tie. - Yeah, where'd ya get it?
Socko's brother, Tyler.
I'm gonna go ride bikes with Socko.
Gibby and I are doing a kind of psychological experiment.
Will you be our test subject?
Mm, I don't know.
Saturday nights I usually watch
- and I really, really-- - Come on.
[sighing] Mm-kay.
Hey, does anyone know how this wig got in my toilet?
- Not now. - We have a problem.
Oh, and a wig in my toilet isn't a problem?
Sam's mom's in jail in Vegas, and we gotta get her out.
- Vegas? - Yeah.
Can you borrow Socko's RV, and drive us there?
Tonight?! Oh, sure.
"Ol' Spencer's got no life, so he'll just drive us
all the way to Vegas
'cause he's got nothing better to do."
Do ya have something better to do?
No, I'll drive you.
- Call Socko! - I'm calling Socko!
Hey, Carly. Don't forget. You've got to go to Yakima
on Thursday night and take care of Granddad this weekend.
Oh, come on. You can't go?
No, I'm taking Socko's stepmother
to the Mexican rodeo.
Socko, my bud, you got the pumpkin?
Awesome. I got my carving knife already to cut.
Just bring that puppy on up here.
Oh, in the elevator?
Well, how come you're not coming up?
[chuckles] Not enough room.
What do you mean, there's not enough room?
[dinging]
Oh, my God.
So, when does Socko give it to his cousin?
Well, Socko called a little while ago and...
he and his cousin got into a fight.
And now he's not giving him the motorcycle.
So, we did all this work for nothing?!
Yee. Maybe you should put the wrench down.
Well, what's Socko going to do with it?
He said, I could have it.
Wha?
But... I don't think I'm gonna keep it.
What, you're gonna sell it?
Nah. I think I'm gonna give it away.
Are you insane? Give it away to who?
You.
Who's ready to see the treasures
that await me inside my super cool safe?
Dude, you never getting that thing open.
Am too.
Socko got me a special C-4 explosive charge
from his cousin Boomer!
Fire in the hole!
- Here we go. - Oh, boy.
C-4?
[screaming]
Hey, people!
Lookie, lookie, what I got!
Whatcha got?
It's a Norwegian air conditioner.
Socko says it's insanely powerful.
- Well, fire it up. - Hurry.
Yeah, I'm sweating like a meatloaf here.
- 'Kay. - Come on, plug it in.
Okay, let's see here.
[sighing]
Yeah, baby.