>> James: WELCOME TO "THE
LATE LATE SHOW."
TONIGHT WE'LL BE SPEAKING WITH SHARONSTON AND MATTHEW RHYS.
STICK AROUND FOR SHARON STONE.
ANYTHING FROM LULU ELM ON?
>> THE GAP WANTS SOME SIZES, THEY WANT TO SEND SOME PRODUCT,
I DON'T KNOW IF WE MAKE ATH-LEISURE BUT WE CAN BE
ATHLETIC.
>> James: THAT GAP COMMERCIAL TON WHITE SIDE, ALL OF US
JUMPING AROUND?
LOOKINGAT ME LIKE YOU'RE A PIECE OF (BLEEP).
I'VE HEARD, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE ALL RIGHT TALKING ABOUT
THIS, THERE'S BEEN A CRUISE UPDATE, IS THIS RIGHT?
>> THERE IS A CRUISE UPDATE.
>> James: WHAT IS THE CRUISE UPDATE?
>> I WAS ON VERY HIGH LEVEL CRUISE CALL TODAY.
WITH ALL IS THE BIG WIGS AT THEIR COMPANY AND OURS.
THEY WANT TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN VERY BADLY!
>> James: GUYS, GUYS!
(APPLAUSE) >> James: CAN I JUST -- THE
ONLY THING I WANT TO MAKE SURE IS IN THE AGREEMENT, THE
CONTRACT, IF WE GO AND DO THESE SHOWS ON A CRUISE SHIP IS
THERE'S NOWHERE IN THAT CONTRACT THAT SAYS THE SHOWS HAVE TO BE
GOOD!
(LAUGHTER) >> James: BECAUSE I THINK
THAT'S MY WORRY.
MY WORRY IS: I'M GOING ON HOLIDAY, THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING.
I'M GOING ON HOLIDAY WITH A GROUP OF FRIENDS.
WE JUST HAPPEN TO -- AND I DON'T THINK WE DON'T RUN THAT TAPE
MORE THAN 42 MINUTES, WE JUST DO IT STRAIGHT.
LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
THAT'S IT, 42 MINUTES, THAT'S IT.
WE SHOOT A SEGMENT AT THE BUFFET, SEGMENT WITH THE
CAPTAIN, DONE.
>> IF THAT'S 42 MINUTES I'LL WEAR A SAILOR LOGO.
>> James: WE'LL COME UP WITH SOMETHING TO MAKE IT FEEL LIKE
WE MADE AN EFFORT BUT WE WON'T.
I JUST WANT THEM TO GO INTO THIS WITH THEIR EYES OPEN.
WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO GET IS A FREE HOLIDAY.
THE SHOW ASPECT IF ANYTHING IS A DOWNER ON IT.
>> MAYBE THEIR EYES DON'T HAVE TO BE QUITE THIS OPEN, THOUGH.
LET'S JUST -- LET'S PUT -- LET'S YOU KNOW.
>> James: YOU THINK THERE'S SOME MONEY HERE?
>> I DID SO MUCH GOOD WORK TODAY AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO
BACKTRACK IT NOW WITH CONVERSATION.
>> James: I'M JUST GOOD.
ARE WE GENUINELY UP FOR THIS CRUISE GAME?
I FEEL LIKE WHAT STARTED AS A JOKE IS NOW REALLY HAPPENING.
AND I WANT US ALL TO JUST BE AS A GROUP IN ON THIS.
DAVE, ARE YOU IN ON THIS?
>> I GET REALLY SEASICK.
>> James: WELL, THEN THERE'S FIVE MINUTES OF THE SHOW.
WE'LL JUST FOLLOW YOU AROUND THE BOAT.
>> YOU KNOW ME I'M A TEAM PLAYER, I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR THE
>> SPILL YOUR GUTS, THEN SPIM YOUR GUTS.
>> James: BUT YOU'RE IN?
>> I'M IN BUT I'M WARNING YOU IT'S NOT THE BEST SITUATION FOR
>> James: CC ARE YOU IN ON THIS CRUISE?
>> I'M IN ON THIS BUT I'M ALSO NOT SUPER-GOOD ON BOATS.
I THINK IT WILL BE GREAT.
DRAMAMINE AND TEQUILA, I'LL BE FINE.
>> James: IS ANYONE ELSE HERE WORRIED ABOUT THE BOAT SCENARIO?
SUSAN, WHY?
>> I GET SEASICK ALSO.
>> James: OH MY GOD WHAT'S HAPPENED HERE?
ALL THE SEA LEGS?
>> I KNOW IT SUCKS.
>> James: YOU KNOW IN A CANOE.
>> I'VE HEARD STORIES THERE'S A PROBLEM AND EVERYTHING STARTS
SHIFTING.
>> James: NOT ON THIS LEVEL.
I DON'T THINK SO.
CHANCES ARE YOUR ROOM IS VERY LOW DOWN IN THE BOAT.
THE HIGHER YOU TRAVEL, THE WORE THE SEASICKNESS.
WHEN YOU'RE LIKE SLEEPING NEXT TO THE FRUIT AND VEG --
>> NO!
>> James: I MEAN YOU'RE PRETTY STEADY.
I DO, I DO.
>> THERE WILL BE A VERY LOUD MOSTLY IRISH DANCE PARTY
HAPPENING NEXT DOOR THOUGH.
>> James: THAT'S TRUE.
WHEREAS I'LL BE UP WITH BILLY ZANE.
I'M UP TALKING WITH BILLY ZANE AND KATHY BATES.
YOU GUYS ARE LIKE OY OY, DAVE AND CC SPINNING EACH OTHER
AROUND.
YOU BEEN ON THE BOAT?
>> I'VE NEVER BEEN ON A CRUISE OR A BOAT SO I'M DOWN.
>> James: THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.
>> EXACTLY.
>> James: YOU WOULD ARGUABLY GET BETTER FOOD THAN WHAT YOU
WERE SERVED TODAY.
>> THAT'S ALL I'M HOPING FOR.
>> James: WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE CATERING TODAY?
>> IT WAS RAW CHICKEN.
I ATE RAW CHICKEN.
IT WASN'T RAW UNTIL I CUT INTO THE PIECE.
LIKE IT'S RAW, I GOT A PICTURE OF IT, THAT'S HOW RAW IT IS.
>> AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITH SOME BARN YARD I SASHIMI.
>> CHICKEN TARTAR.
>> James: IMAGINE BEING IN A RESTAURANT AND THEY ASK YOU, DO
YOU WANT THE CHICKEN SASHIMI OR THE CHICKEN TARTAR.
>> HOLD YOUR PEACE.
NOT IF WE HAVE RESERVATIONS.
>> James: NICK NICK NICK, I WENT FOR NICHOLAS.
LIKE IT'S IMPORTANT AS A GROUP, WE COME TOGETHER IN THE TRUST
TREE, NO ONE FALLS, EVERYONE CAN TALK.
REGGIE WHAT'S UP?
>> Reggie: I'M JUST IT'S GOING TO BE TOO GOOD OF A
EXPERIENCE AND IT'S GOING TO CREATE A LOT OF POSITIVITY.
>> James: THAT'S THE SPIRIT.
NICK YOU HAVE ASKED FOR THAT?
YOU'RE ON SPOTLIGHT.
>> I DIDN'T ASK FOR ANY OF THIS!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) ABOUT
>> James: I DON'T KNOW, MAN, I THINK YOU'RE ENJOYING IT.
I THINK YOU'RE GETTING SOME GOOD ATTENTION.
CC YOU'VE GOT SOME MESSAGES ABOUT NICK RIGHT?
>> YEAH, MY BEST FRIEND IN VIRGINIA, STEPHANIE TAYLOR
TAYLOR-CREEKMOORE TEXTED ME SHE SAID SHE'S IN LOVE WITH NICK
BERNSTEIN.
>> James: AND SHE'S RECENTLY DIVORCED.
>> SHE'S RECENTLY DIVORCED.
>> James: LOOK AT THAT NICK, YOU'LL HAVE TO CHANGE MASKS WHEN
YOU GO OUT.
IF PEOPLE SEE THAT MASK AND THAT HAIR, THEY'RE GOING TO BE GOING,
THAT'S BERNSTEIN, THEY'RE GOING TO BE GOING PAST YOU IN THE CAR
AND GOING NICK, UHUH!
>> I OPEN IT UP IT'S LIKE CAN I COME ON THE CRUISE OR THEY SEND
ME THERE LIKE PANT SIZE?
IN CASE WE GET SOME GIFTS FROM ONE OF THE MANY, MANY SPONSORS
THAT HAVE BEEN TALKED ABOUT.
>> James: THAT IS ABSOLUTELY SENSATIONAL.
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU WERE HERE LAST WEEK AND YOU WERE UP ON THE
THING AND YOU SAID ABOUT THE BIG BOSSES, THEY TREAT THE SHOW WITH
LOVE AND ADMIRATION, I GOT A TWEET FROM ONE OF THE BIG BOSSES
SAYING WE ARE WATCHING THE SHOW WITH LOVE AND ADMIRATION.
>> YOU TELL ME HOW BIG THOSE CHEEKS ARE AND I'LL LET THEM
KNOW.
>> James: THAT'S IT.
ALL RIGHT, WE PUT IT OFF LONG ENOUGH.
LET'S JUMP IN TO THE NEWS.
HOUSE REPUBLICANS VOTED TO REMOVE LIZ CHENEY FROM HER
LEADERSHIP POSITION TODAY, OVER HER VOCAL ANTI-TRUMP STANCE AND
REFUSAL TO SAY THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN.
CHENEY WAS THE THIRD MOST POWERFUL HOUSE REPUBLICAN.
CHENEY IS NOW AT WAR WITH TRUMP-SUPPORTING REPUBLICANS.
AND IF IT'S ANYTHING LIKE THE OTHER WARS STARTED BY A CHENEY,
THIS COULD LAST A WHILE.
CAN YOU IMAGINE VOTING SOMEONE OUT OF THEIR JOB BECAUSE THEY
DON'T ALIGN PERFECTLY WITH YOUR VIEWPOINTS?
I MEAN, SUSAN ROLLS HER EYES AT ALMOST EVERYTHING I SAY, AND I
COULDN'T IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT HER HERE.
THAT'S THE TRUTH OF IT.
AND DID EVERYBODY SEE THIS?
ACCORDING TO A NEW BOOK, DONALD TRUMP JUNIOR'S EX-WIFE, VANESSA,
AND DONALD TRUMP'S DAUGHTER, TIFFANY, BOTH ALLEGEDLY HAD
INAPPROPRIATE RELATIONSHIPS WITH THEIR SECRET SERVICE AGENTS.
WHICH, LET'S BE HONEST, SOUNDS LIKE THE WORST
REMAKE OF "THE BODYGUARD" EVER.
THEY CLAIM TIFFANY TRUMP GOT CLOSE TO THE, "TALL, DARK AND
HANDSOME AGENT WHO HAD BEEN ASSIGNED TO HER."
WHEN DONALD TRUMP HEARD THE NEWS, HE WAS FURIOUS.
HE WAS LIKE, WHY IS TIFFANY GETTING SECRET SERVICE DETAIL?
NOW, AS A STORY, I FIND THIS A BIT UNSETTLING-- BUT ONCE THEY
TURN IT INTO A RYAN MURPHY LIMITED MINISERIES STARRING KIM
CATTRALL, I AM LOCKED IN.
COME IN.
TIFFANY'S LEAVING NOW.
NO SHE'S NOT.
GIVE US FIVE MINUTES.
(LAUGHTER) IN OTHER NEWS, RESEARCHERS IN
THE NETHERLANDS ARE NOW USING BEES TO TEST FOR COVID-19.
WHILE CORONAVIRUS TESTS TAKE HOURS OR EVEN DAYS TO PROVIDE
ACCURATE RESULTS, BEES CAN SMELL THE PRESENCE OF THE VIRUS
IMMEDIATELY.
SO FAR, THE ONLY GLITCH-- IF YOU'RE POSITIVE, THEY STING THE
(BLEEP) OUT OF YOU.
(LAUGHTER) I LIKE THAT NOW MEDICAL
PROFESSIONALS CAN BE LIKE DON'T WORRY, WE DON'T HAVE TO PUT
ANYTHING IN YOUR THROAT OR YOUR NOSE ANYMORE.
JUST ENTER THE ROOM FULL OF BEES.
AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.
NEW YORK CITY HAS JUST APPROVED A LOCATION IN THE EAST RIVER AS
THE FUTURE SITE OF A FLOATING SWIMMING POOL.
HERE'S WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE.
IT'S JUST NICE TO SEE SOMETHING FLOATING IN THE EAST RIVER
BESIDES A MOB INFORMANT.
ISN'T IT?
SOON, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SWIM IN THE EAST RIVER, IN A POOL SHAPED
LIKE A GIANT PLUS SIGN.
WHICH IS ALSO WHAT YOUR HEPATITIS TEST RESULTS WILL LOOK
LIKE AFTER SWIMMING IN THAT POOL.
MOVING ON, IN ORDER TO COMBAT THE CITY'S INFAMOUS RAT
PROBLEM, CHICAGO HAS JUST RELEASED ONE THOUSAND FERAL CATS
ONTO THE STREETS.
CATS?
CHICAGO?
THROW IN A CABARET AND I'M THERE BABY.
(LAUGHTER) YOU JUST KNOW, TWO YEARS FROM
NOW, THEY'LL HAVE TO RELEASE A BUNCH OF FERAL DOGS TO TAKE CARE
OF THE CATS.
THEN COYOTES TO TAKE CARE OF THE DOGS.
THEN MOUNTAIN LIONS AND BEARS.
ID MEAN, WHERE DOES THIS END, CHICAGO?
AND FINALLY, WE HAVE ANOTHER BLUNDER TO TELL YOU ABOUT.
A DEFENDANT.
>> GOOD MORNING, CAN WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> NATHANIEL SAXON, SIR.
>> YOUR NAME ISN'T BUTT 3,000.
WHAT KIND OF IDIOT LOGS INTO COURT LIKE THAT?
>> NATHANIEL SAXON SIR BUT I DON'T BELIEVE I TYPED ANY OF
THAT IN.
>> James: IT'S CALL ME NATHANIEL, MY FATHER IS BUTTT
(BLEEP) 3,000.
I LIKE THE 3,000.
THE 3,000 GIVES IT A REAL FUTURISTIC KNEEL.
IT ALSO -- FEEL.
IT ALSO LETS YOU KNOW THAT THRGHTS A (BLEEP) 2999.