Good morning everybody, and welcome to Vlogmas day 16.
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Hello everybody and welcome back to my channel.
Uh, today for Vlogmas day 16, I'm not gonna create a normal vlog because I wanna turn myself into Santa Claus.
And as a new member of the women in her 30's having me time,
and creating whatever the heck she wants on YouTube led by her savior, Jenna Marbles...
Club.
Umm.....
That's what I wanna do.
That's...that's the first thing I wanna do as a 30 year old woman.
So we're gonna do that.
We are...
Gonna do that, okay.
First, I'm just gonna remove some of my makeup.
It already looks I kinda have a 5 o'clock shadow cause my skin's two different tones.
This is like darker and red.
First I'm gonna glue on this foam nose and cheeks to make my face look fuller and older.
I'm gonna do that with a bit of Pros-Aide.
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Now using a little bit of liquid latex, I'm gonna make the edges more smooth.
Alright, next step is to add the facial hair.
Now, I want it to look like a really realistic Santa Claus, that's my whole goal.
I don't wanna look fake or cheap.
So I got a very realistic looking beard that I'm gonna try and add here.
I say realistic Santa is my goal but honestly I'll be happy with anything that resembles Santa cause who knows what's gonna happen.
Kay, now to make my whole face one color, I'm gonna apply my foundation.
I have a feeling that's not really gonna work because I have two different skin tones going on right now so I'm not sure how to cover it.
But let's try.
Oh it...
Think--hmm?
Is it working?
I used my concealer cause it's a lot thicker.
And just put it all over my face to try and blend the foam,
prosthetic into my--the rest of my skin.
Feel like I was supposed to set this somehow before covering the latex.
But...
When I add a really thick, creamy concealer, I can kinda make it,
look like my face is one color and blended in.
These cheeks.
The foam prostethics' I'm wearing says 'Santa Set', but it actually looks like Saw.
Now that I'm on my way and blending this really horribly...
Look at that.
Feel like from far away it's gonna be okay, maybe?
I don't know.
But I want to read some of the most looked up questions of Santa Claus on Google.
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Apparently the man behind the story was a bishop named Saint Nicholas,
that lived in what is now called Turkey.
And apparently he was a rich man who's parents died and left him a ton of money.
And he was very generous and used to give a lot to the poor or people in need and give them these secret gifts.
So that's one of them but there are a ton of different stories, and legends, and myths about Santa.
Mmm...
This liquid latex is not working for me.
How can I do this...?
I just keep creating thicker and thicker layers of,
concealer to try and make it work.
Maybe I'm gonna try adding a layer of powder.
Will a little Pros-Aide help me?
Let's try adding some Pros-Aide on top.
At this point, I don't know if I'm making things better or worse,
but we have nothing to lose.
Let's move on to our next fact!
So, the person that invented the look of Santa Claus was an 1881 cartoonist, named Thomas Nast.
NasssT.
He depicted Santa as a round, cheerful man with a long white beard and a really big sack of toys.
Exactly what I'm going for now.
The Santa Claus that we know lives in the North Pole.
According to some North American sources, his original name was Kris Kringle,
before he changed his name to Santa Claus.
Kris Kringle was a toy maker who married Jessica.
Other names found for Mrs Claus are Merry Christmas, Gertrude, and Carol.
We do avoid the question.
This is so me 2 years ago.
Trying to hide my age from the world.
This is feeling sticky but maybe it's gonna make...
the makeup stick a little better.
Ooh, it's kinda working.
I am a genius.
It's not bad.
It looks like it's cracking off my face a little bit but...
Hmm...
Kay, this is gonna be good enough.
If I move the glasses down, no one will notice this line.
Okay.
Now the part I've been waiting for all day.
Where is it?
The mustache.
I've always wanted to know what I look like with a mustache.
I'm just adding a bit of Pros-Aide on.
And, I'm so excited to try this on my face.
Do have a little bit of blonde hairs there in every now and then.
Black ones springs out, black, long one.
But, I've never seen what I look like with a full on mustache so I'm very curious,
what this is gonna look and feel like.
Ohohoho woaaah [gasps]
Using my Ben Nye Clown White, I'm gonna add this white paint to my eyebrows to make them white.
I don't want it to be bright white.
Cause my beard isn't, so I'm gonna add a little bit of a yellow-y concealer to it.
I'm also brushing them downwards to make it look more masculine.
Using my Anastasia Beverly Hills palette, I'm gonna add this middle color called 'Scorching'.
Okay, so let's see if the glasses I bought cover this edge.
Woah~
From far away this looks pretty cool.
This feels like I have pubes on my face.
Look at the texture.
I'm slightly concerned where this came from.
Although the same time...
I feel very sophisticated.
Like, "Hmm... Let me think about that."
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[laughs] I think I've done it.
OH HO HO HO HO HO HO
[sinister laughter]
-Hello?
-Can you see me? -Hello?
-Huh? -Can you see me?
Mom look at me.
-[laughs]
Good job!
-Do you like it?
-You're crazy.
-I used prostethics.
-You're crazy--That take you all day?
-Yeah basically. [laughs]
My mom just messaged me was like, "What are you doing?" so I thought I'd call her cause it's easier to show then explain.
♪ All I Want For Christmas Is You- Mariah Carey♪
♪ It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas- Michael Bublé ♪
Kay, let's go show Tom.
Do you think I did it?
Don't look! Wait, close your eyes.
Close your eyes.
Come over here.
Don't look.
I'll lead you.
♪ Sexy music ♪
Okay turn around.
-[snickering]
[laughs]
-[giggles]
-It's really good babe.
-Good? -Yeah.
-It's good? You like it? -It's good. Yeah.
-Do you want me to throw on my bridal party lingerie?
-Babe... -[laughs]
Have you ever sat on Santa Claus's lap at a mall?
To tell him your Christmas list?
I can make your dreams come true right now. [laughs] -Noooo!
-Please... please! -No!
-Picture.
We can't see your head.
Okay, now tell me what you want for Christmas!
-A baby!
-Ohohoho you naughty boy, you!
This Santa's extra, he's having chocolate almond milk.
Not bad, definitely manageable.
Hmm.
It's easy, I can definitely do this.
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-There you are! -Hi!
-[laughs]
Merry Christmas!
-Ahem!
Popular, in this parking lot.
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So in true Santa's spirit, we are on the way to deliver a gift to my best friend Alyssa.
-This is your sleigh.
-This is my sleigh.
Nissan.
This is a modern day Santa.
Modern day Santa has no gender and drives a Nissan.
OHOHOHOHOHO -[Elbow-san chuckling in the background]
-You are...so jolly and THICC.
Come in Santa, please. -Oh okay.
-Oh my God Taylor!
-Full makeup.
-And Gucci shoes.
The new Gucci ad.
-[laughs] Yeah.
-Ohh!
-Christmas pajamas!
-To match me! I have them. -Oh my God!
-No way! Santa has the same--
-[laughs]
-What is this?
What is this?
-[laughs]
-Oh I'm gonna cry.
-[laughs] Why?
-You didn't have to do that! -I couldn't get the green ones cause the pants were sold out.
-Oh my God! -But, I got the red one. [laughs]
-Oh my God! Come on...
-What is it?
-That's so thoughtful! Okay [laughs] He's not gonna even get it.
So it's this AMAZING collaboration that Taylor--like I saw it on Taylor and I had no idea that it even existed.
Kangol and this umm...Japanese designer, Moussy. Is that how--am I saying it properly? -Yeah.
-And she has this wicked green and orange one and I was like "Oh my God", I was like, "I love that."
-Oh my gosh! Santa!
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-So no one took my candy canes.
No one like--yeah, no one came near me.
-[laughs]
-They just waved from afar.
So I just had dinner with this on,
and the mustache is sort of...
Half off now it's just...
Hanging on by a little thread.
And eating food was a little bit difficult cause I feel like it's all wet around my mouth and it takes a while to dry.
So that's a little downfall of having--this is still damp.
Feel like I have so much soup and like sauce and stuff inside of it.
And then this area is a little bit itchy, I can feel it now.
It's getting itchy but the outfit is really comfortable.
It's comfy, cozy, warm.
It was-it was fun--
Making people--Oh my God...
[laughs]
Babe look at me now.
I look like umm.. one of the Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
-Oh yeah.
-Okay I'm gonna go now, I can't wait to get this off.
I've done it, now I've done it.
Honestly, I'm gonna save this beard because I still like it and I wanna wear it sometimes.
It's fun. Feel like I wanna do something else with it.
But I've now done...
What I wanted to do.
It was fun while it lasted.
And...yeah.
Thank you so much for watching this video.
I will see you guys tomorrow.
Good night~
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