(Random Encounters Intro)
Sayori:I'm so glad you're joining the Literature Club!
Nate: Hey, I never agreed to join...
Monika: Oh wow, Sayori! Who's your friend?
Sayori: He's our club's newest member!
Nate: That's...not set in stone...
Sayori: This is Monika!
Yuri!
and Natsuki!
...and you already know me!
Monika: Welcome to our meeting!
Yuri: Are you into reading?
Sayori: No need for being coy!
Monika: We'll improve your uptake!
Natsuki: Have a friggin' cupcake
and must you bring a boy?
Monika: Time to write some poems!
Don't be scared to show 'em!
The festival's days away!
Natsuki: You could help with baking!
Yuri: Or with banner making!
Sayori: And I'll walk home alone today...
Maybe we're friends...
Maybe we're more...
How could he love a simple girl next door?
I'm just not the type he's looking for!
(shows the most perfect poem)
Monika: Hey, Sayori, you doing okay?
(Look at Nate)
Sayori: I'm having a difficult day...
Monika: I'd say! You seem preety lonely!
Nate: I wish I could make her grin...
...all she wants are things back the way they've been.
Monika: Ş̴́h͘̕e's depressed and stressed and she's feeling blue...
So I don't want Sayori hanging around you!
JUST MONIKA! (x7)
JUST JUST MONIKA!
Monika: I̵̛'̀͟m̴̨ so glad you're joining the Literature Club!
Nate: Wait! What happened to S̡̀͘ą̀͡y̵̶ó͘͟r҉̵͘͟i̶̛͢͠͝?
Natsuki: Who?
Yuri: There's no one here named that
Natsuki: Manga is my passion
Dont you dare be bashin'
The writing's got finesse
Maybe you should borrow
These until tomorrow
Were you looking up my dress?
Yuri: *Grabs Nate* Let's go read a story!
Nate: What about S̡̀͘ą̀͡y̵̶ó͘͟r҉̵͘͟i̶̛͢͠͝?
Monika: Let's talk about me instead!
I've been learning piano!
And I sing soprano!
And I can't get you out of my head!
Yuri: Can't look away, can't help but blush...
When did i get this overwhelming crush?
It's sharp as a knife, and twice the rush!
Natsuki: Yo, there's something i think you should know.
I've never seen Yuri so-
Yuri: -Sane and chill, and still kinda sweaty.
And, i don't mind cutting to the chase.
I'm in LOVE with you and your gorgeous face!
Monika: That's a sentiment i can't allow.
So my dear friend Yuri is GETTING THE POINT NOW! (geez this is so dark)
Just Monika x7
MORE JUST MONIKA *Then Monika does some dance then drops knife*
More just monika- (Poor Natsuki)
Just Monika
JUST MONIKA!
Monika: Could you have guessed? Maybe you knew?
Natsuki is next, i'm DELETING HER TOO! (noooooo Natsuki!)
We don't need cupcakes, or poems, or tea! I only need you to love me~!
Wow, that's a lot of CrunchyRoll you've been watching. (Cough cough shameless promotion cough cough)
You're really taking advantage of that free VRV trial
*Nate's normal scream*
Monika: Hey, there's no one else in OUR WAY!
So look at me and just say, right here,
-My dear, that you love me.
And we'll sit here till the end of time!
(DELETE DELETE DELETE)
Because i've EARNED THIS and you're finally mine!
and I'm sorry what-
-you've had to see.
But it no longer matters, because you NOW BELONG TO ME!
FOREVER, FOREVER (x8)
FOREVER!
Sayori: Well, look what the cat dragged in! *MEOW*
Nate: Sayori? You're still in the literature club?
Sayori: Of course, i'm the president after all!
Yuri: Wow Sayori-
Who's your friend?
Sayori: He's our newest member!
Natsuki: I'm guessing that's not SET IN STONE....
Nate: This time, I think it is.
Yuri: Why don't you join us? I was just getting Natsuki here into my latest horror novel.
Natsuki: Hey, it's-
It's, not like I like it or anything!
Sayori: So, are you walking home with anyone after this?
Nate: Just my friend, Sayori~! (wink wink)
Sayori: JUST SAYORI~!
JUST SAYORI.
(Random Encounters Outro)