Vsauce, I’m Jake and get ready to App All Knight...What happened to the lights?
What was that noise?
Help.
No use in trying to turn the lights on, it’s Hopeless: The Dark Cave.
Hopeless is a survival horror game where you are tasked with keeping your little glowing
blobs alive.
They are each armed with guns and you tap at incoming monsters to blow them back into
the infernal darkness.
As mobs of villains encroach on you, you start to tap and fire faster but make sure you don’t
shoot any of the incoming blob reinforcements.
You can upgrade your weapons, and add headlamps to illuminate more of the area but try your
best to keep the blobs alive because they act as your lives.
Once they are all taken, its the end.
And you’ll be left again, in the
Dark...Echo.
In this atmospheric minimalist puzzle game you navigate through each level using the
sound of your footsteps.
The visual representation of echolocation reverberates through the corridors depending
on the intensity of your walk.
However, the harder you walk, the more you’ll attract the red lined enemies that can use
your sound lines to travel towards you.
Since each level is pitch black, you have to use your footsteps to figure out where
doors and exits are.
Just be careful of water pits which not only slow you down, but create more noise.
Now get out of that scary darkness and into a well illuminated mansion in
Bitcoin Billionaire, an addictive endless tapping game.
You start out as a small time bitcoin miner and work your way up through the ranks by
upgrading your machine, software and investing in different projects.
The more you tap the more you make, but you can also upgrade your investments so they
can get you money even when the game is closed.
The better you do, the more insane house and furniture you can get and for reals, this
game is super addictive and you’ll probably look pretty weird to the outside world as
you wildly slap all of your phalanges across the screen to gain more points.
I’d recommend investing in Future Space Travel so you can use your
Flop Rocket.
In Flop Rocket you will explode numerous times.
You’ll probably explode within 1 second of playing the game the first time.
But all that self destruction just motivates you to get back in your flop rocket and keep
pushing forward.
Sure you might run into some space ducks, and just stalactites protruding from the walls
but that's why you upgrade your ship so you can survive for longer and achieve greatness...and
probably still explode.
But I will give you
One Clue a puzzle game that gives you one letter and one clue to use to solve the missing
word.
You get the letter, you get the clue, and you figure it out.
It’s a fun and quick game.
I really don’t know what else to say about it soooo let’s play with a sausage
A Silly Sausage...in Meat Land.
You play the role of said Silly Sausage sliding through level after level of tasty mayHAM.
Just like in real life, your sausage body stretches behind you and doesn’t retract
until your little meat paws grip on to a surface.
This makes it complicated as you try and avoid knives, spinning blades, and floating, cutlery
wielding hands.
You need to collect gems if you want to be able to save your progress at the Sausage
Dog house.
Also you can sniff your own butt.
What more do you want from a game?
You want a made up word for a title?
DONE.
Weseewe, an endless runner type game that revolves around color.
When it begins, you have one colored dot that represents the color that is solid and won’t
lead to your untimely demise.
The longer you go the more colors you can safely land on.
If you got dem skillz you can make it to all 10 colors and win at life...or just at the
game.
Probably just at the game but you will also have won my heart.
Seriously, if you beat the game tweet me a screenshot @vsaucethree and I will give you
my heart.
Well, I’ll at least give you a
Bit...less.
Bitless is one of those games where you keep failing and it is so frustrating but you just
keep repeating over and over again until you finally, hopefully, maybe beat the level.
Little eye cubes watch your progress or lack there of and they also act as instadeath barriers.
Einstein might have said that insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and
expecting different results but dangit, I will not be defeated by these colorful levels!
I don’t know...maybe I am going a bit
Mad Bullets.
The perfect game for letting off some steam.
Mad Bullets is an on rails shooter where you go through an old west town, drawing on enemies
before they can get off a shot.
You rescue damsels in distress, shoot beer out of town folks’ hands but just be careful
not to hit any of them dead on or you’ll lose a star.
There are a variety of villains and locations, plus to gain extra points there are power-ups
and lots of destructible elements to increase your score so you can upgrade your reload
speed or holster amount.
But instead of going in with guns blazing, be a bit stealthier with my favorite app this
episode
Hitman GO.
Hitman GO is a really clever and surprisingly satisfying take on the Hitman series.
You play as the Agent 47 that we know and love but in an entirely different way - as
a turn based board game.
It quickly becomes a really fun puzzle game as characters move from stationary chess pieces,
to ones that go on patrol.
Figure out ways to sneak by them or distract them.
Some missions task you with dispatching all of them, some have you dispatching none.
To gain more points to access more levels you need to beat some in a certain amount
of turns or collect a briefcase before reaching the end.
The later levels throw in guard dogs, snipers and 47’s signature silencers.
Many of the levels I had to replay to either figure out the best strategy or to get a better
score.
It isn’t like any Hitman game I’ve ever played but it is just as smart
and fun.