- Will you make out with me for one minute?
- Uh...
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- Hi, I'm Sienna.
- Hi, I'm Chris, nice to meet you, I guess.
- Yeah, kind of.
- [Host] Go ahead and introduce yourselves.
- Ladies first.
- I was gonna shake your hand.
- Oh.
- I'm Jim, nice to meet you.
Where your hand at?
- Where you at?
Hi, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
- Nice to meet you.
- Big hands.
- I know, I do.
- Do you wanna take a drink first, or?
- Yeah, I think that would help out a lot.
- I'm pouring. - Are you?
- Am I pouring?
- [Host] Stop, stop, stop.
- Oh shit.
- Is this the glass, glass?
- That's my glass.
- Cheers it.
Oh.
- We there already. - We already connected.
- All right, let's get down to it.
- I like your style.
- What's your type?
Be specific.
- I really love voluptuous women,
or women with curves period.
- I want like the male version of like a worried Nona,
like a worried Italian grandmother.
- I like brown skin women, black women specifically.
- What do you think I look like?
- This is a black girl for sure.
- I feel like you're like white.
What do you think I am?
- Caucasian, you have a cheerleader voice.
- Okay.
- Chocolaty brown skin.
Maybe tall.
- If I don't have chocolaty brown skin are we okay?
- Yes we are, I love all flavors.
- Awesome.
- Is it me, is it my turn? - That's you.
- Oh, am I attractive?
You can only use your sense of touch to decide.
- I'll just go high.
- Yeah.
- You seem built.
- Okay, you got a little scruffy beard.
- Um hm.
- Okay, does it connect?
- I don't know.
- I'm learning so much.
- Keep going.
- Is that a hat or hair?
- That's my hair.
- Oh, there's product.
- Product yeah.
- Oh, okay.
I'm sorry.
- Do you think the size of a man's penis matters?
- I'm like really open to like all sizes of dick.
- As far as I know, it don't matter.
- So, you're not packing?
- I'm a grower, not a shower.
- I haven't had any complaints yet, so.
- Do you think your pinky is like what, two inches?
And, you can be able to work with that.
- But, like at the end of the day, like,
if you're gonna be in a long term relationship,
I feel like you need to be like completely satisfied.
- Oh man, cheers to our short term.
- True or false, relationships require 100% honesty?
Well, that's a dumb fucking question.
- Fucking true.
- True.
- They don't want us to drink.
They trying to keep us down.
- Literally.
- True or false, relationships require 100% honesty?
- I'm gonna take a shot for that one.
- Oh, why?
- Have you done butt stuff?
- Butt stuff? - Butt stuff.
- Have I done butt stuff?
I'm just gonna drink on that.
- Okay.
- I tried icing two years ago
and I got pink eye, so never again.
- Oh.
- I truly believe that the male prostate is amazing.
- Amen to that.
- I've done butt stuff by putting my thumb
in like girls butts.
Have you ever done butt stuff?
- Mom, cover your ears.
- Is she here?
- Yeah.
- Oh no.
- [Mom] Hello. - Oh no.
Sorry Miss Sienna.
- Be honest, what's something you're really insecure about?
- My feet.
- Are your feet misshapen?
- I'd say so, a little bit.
- Really? - Yeah.
- What?
- Insecurity like body-wise, probably my height, I'm 5'10".
How tall are you?
- I'm actually 5'10".
- Actually?
- Actually.
I just went to the doctor's in the end of September.
- Um hm.
- Does height matter just as much
as penis size matters to you?
- Honestly, probably.
- Well shit.
- Honestly, I'm really insecure about my voice.
- What about your voice?
- I just think this mother fucker's weird.
- You have a nice voice.
- Thank you.
- There you go.
- What would your reaction be
if someone hit on me during our date?
- I think that'd be kinda hot.
- Same.
- I think usually I'm like, yeah,
the person I'm out with is so hot, like, go me.
What about you?
- I mean, it's kind of a test right?
So like you're a grown-ass woman,
if you like it then that means, that's a red flag.
If you can't handle yourself and not act accordingly, but.
- Accordingly huh?
- Yeah, be mature and understand that
you should be respectful while you're on a date.
- Okay.
- Next.
Will you make out with me for one minute?
- I think we should take shots.
- How about just a peck?
- Uh.
- [Host] Okay.
- Where you going, let me get one more.
Ah yeah, wow.
- Give me three reasons I shouldn't date you.
- Ooh, wow.
I can be like hella awkward, I'm bad at texting,
and I don't like the covers taken
all the time when I'm sleeping, so.
- What?
- I like sleeping by myself sometimes.
- That's not fun.
- All right, first most important one for me is,
I know you're blindfolded but I like to think
I'm pretty attractive so I do get a lot of looks
and attention when I go out.
But, I goes home to the same girl every night.
And, I don't cheat, so.
- Wait, why is this the reason that I shouldn't date you?
You just complement yourself multiple times,
I'm confused. - No, no, no.
So, it was basically, if you have insecurities,
I think you shouldn't date me.
That's the--
- This is coming back to me, why should I date you?
- No, it is, you know what I'm saying.
- Next question.
- Before we take our blindfolds off,
would you go out with me on a second date?
- Yup.
- Um, I don't think so just 'cause I feel like
there's like a distinct lack of like chemistry.
I'm sorry, was that rude?
- No, no, no, not, no.
- It would have to be an exciting second date.
- This wasn't exciting enough?
Damn.
- It'd have to be next year 'cause this year
has been pretty crazy for me.
Would you go out on another date?
- I don't know, you're interesting.
You just say a lot but then don't say a lot.
- I think I have a pretty interesting life, so.
I totally feel you on that.
- Um hm.
- [Host] Are you ready to take the blindfolds off?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Wait, I'm pretty red, hold on.
- [Host] One, two, three.
- Hi. - Oh, what's up?
How you doing girl?
- Hi. - You're hella pretty.
- Thank you.
Your face is pretty beautiful.
You have nice eyes.
- Hey. - Hey.
- How you doing?
- I'm good.
- Hi.
- Hi, I'm Hannah.
- Yeah, I know.
- You are tall.
- I am, I'm 5'10".
- Is this what you thought I would look like though?
- Nah. - No.
- I didn't think you're gonna look like this at all.
- Thought I was gonna be ugly?
- Yeah.
- It's the voice.
- It's the voice. - It's the voice.
- The voice doesn't match the face at all.
- It don't.
- [Host] Parker, were you disappointed that she
doesn't wanna go on a second date with you?
- No, no.
- Okay, we can definitely go on another date.
You seem pretty cool.
Should we take a shot since we...
- Yeah, let's take a shot.
- Can we get a double?
- Cheers to you.
- Cheers.
- Not making out.