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Up next, "Archeology Tomorrow."
Right now, you're tuned in to "Confection Perfection."
Confection perfection, reviewing tasty candies.
Confection perfection, where Chauncey's obsessed with fancy
treats.
Confection perfection, the other is
his son who resents his father but secretly wants
his approval.
Jonte, we're live.
Welcome to another edition of "Confection Perfection."
I am your host, Chauncey, and unfortunately my son
could not join us because of some hurtful reasons.
But the show must go on.
Uh, dad, just because I called you a fart face
and said I didn't want to do the show ever
again doesn't mean I don't think this show is totally
fire emoji.
And speaking of fire, today's candy that we'll be tasting
is that Ghost Pepper Hard Candy.
Mike, can we speed up the edit here just make it faster?
Yeah.
Yes, we can?
Perfect.
Thank you.
Ghost Pepper Hard Candies are totally epically boss, dad.
Yes, my boy.
That is right.
You took the words right out of my mouth.
Now lets put some candy in that mouth.
Oh, that's a tubular idea.
I love you so much.
Now for the flavor profile.
Now I'm really excited about this.
I want to introduce you to my new tasting tongs.
There is absolutely zero chance of skin oil contamination.
Let's go ahead and get it out.
Yes.
Get one of those out.
There we go.
Yes.
Almost there.
Almost got it.
Oh.
The flavor is divine, or should I say sinful?
There's some heat to these, but it's not
so much to singe your whiskers.
I wish one day I could have a mustache as cool as yours, dad.
All I can say for now is that the sweet and spiciness
interplays like a dancing couple, intertwined,
two parts of one soul.
The experience is beautiful.
Poetry, my boy.
Now the Ghost Pepper Hard Candies
come with a variety of fruit flavor.
And each pack has 10 sweet pieces to share.
When you have someone in your life
to share them with and say--
I love you, dad.
Perfection.
BT Dubs, don't be mad, but the house is kind of on fire, so--
You ungrateful son of a--
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Confection perfection.
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Sewers backing up over here.
Let me get some guys.
What?
It smells like chocolate.
It smells like raisinettes.
There are tons of pictures of his wife here.
Can we get her out?
I don't think she's lived here in years, man.
The freezer is full of Totino's boxes.
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