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Today we're looking at email memes div sent me a bunch of
these beautiful memes or Mimi's all about emails.
And today.
I'm going to review them.
Hopefully we all learn a lot from this.
Let's jump into it when people are fighting over emails and
you're just in CC.
This is a hundred me the entire time see this is funny because
this is what my team is doing constantly talking to each
other talking to clients and I'm just over here like please
remove me from this thread.
That's how I feel Luke me out.
Please hell is right-clicking to save an image and accidentally
clicking email image and having to wait 40 years for some
email program.
You didn't even know existed to rise from its slum like some
lovecraftian agent gaad.
Meanwhile the fans on your laptop preparing for takeoff.
And you stare dead-eyed as the rainbow spiral Spiral spirals.
You wait and suffer this Cosmic Karma days pass just a few
more seconds of slur your laptop freezes in the concept of
time is no longer comprehensible family and friends.
Name and fake from existence moving suddenly.
This guy needs a better laptop.
So these are some email signatures and what they mean for
you awfully good says warmly neutral good says best chaotic
Goods as cheers cattle neutrals is sent from my iPhone.
If you're putting to sent from my iPhone to the bottom of
your email.
First of all, why you doing that second of all, you know,
you can email from anywhere in the world.
So why tell people where you are doesn't make any sense in
today's day and age, I always considered myself.
Like a chaotic neutral type, but I would never put sent from
my iPhone.
I
think I'm more of a cow.
We're creating my account so fast though, it is very funny.
But how could I sell our product with an email address?
So just an acorn hotel.com.
Please change it ASAP.
Thank you Bill shovel off ski, dear.
Mr.
Chubb laski.
Unfortunately account names are generated from your initials.
We cannot change it.
You can believe me.
I don't think this is a real email thread.
I'll say it.
I don't think this is real Sensodyne Pro email.
I'm not going to pretend that I find this one's funny.
I don't know what is happening.
Isn't it pro email this 2019.
I returned to work with the childlike.
Hope that this is finally the year when people start thinking
twice before hitting reply all hundred percent this goes
back to what we're talking about earlier.
Please keep me looped out of every thread especially like
okay the ultimate in cold Male faux pas or any email faux
pas faux pas means something that's bad assume is when I
Loop in my assistant or a loop in my co-founder and then
the guy who I'm emailing only responds to me.
It doesn't make any sense.
Like I looped in my co-founder because I don't want to talk
to you.
He handles it talk to him my roommate the internet number
45 what email feels like Hey, if you're not around is it
okay if I leave a note for you on the fridge?
I'm sure two weeks later bunch of notes.
Okay, that's it.
Hey, I see you got my note.
Nope that you should do something about all these Post-its.
You did read my note, didn't you?
That's what email feels like all these notes what I've been
doing since I was back at the agency is in this is going
to be a little controversial right?
If you don't want to get overloaded you want instant inbox
zero on Friday.
What I would do is select all on my email inbox and just
delete everything and that was when I was a Salesman, right?
So these are emails that I probably needed but what I found
is the important emails always bubble back up to the top
someone will just reply to them and be like, hey, did you
get this so if you don't want your email to feel like this
Start deleting all your emails and cares.
I've been doing it for years and nothing bad has happened
to me knock on plastic table that I got at Target official
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Email may have been compromised your Apple Google Yahoo!
Email may have been compromised here at Apple.
We monitor protect your email and data.
We've detected an unusual login on to your email Apple account.
If this login data following is not yours.
You should respond immediately.
Your data and credit card dollars may be at risk Moscow Russia
if this is not you You must respond immediately for safety
and protection of data emails.
This is an automated Apple email beep.
So this is a good example of a phishing email and what's
crazy is when people think about cold email and they think
about the type of stuff that we do like what we teach in
our course email 10K what our students have done and seen
massive success with they think cold emails are spam and
when they think spam they think of emails like this.
So this is a very real type of phishing email.
First of all, if you get an email like this do not respond
to it, but II this is not what cold emails are that?
And there's plenty of videos on this channel.
You can see cold emails at work and they do not look like
this Mark email is unread two minutes later.
Look an email.
This is definitely me.
This is why I had to delete emails because otherwise I just
obsess over them.
Don't worry Donald.
My emails are off-limits, LOL.
Two hours later we got it kind regards.
This is what I assume.
Everyone wants to respond all the time to every email and
I guess I got to tell you don't do that swearing is okay
in your personal life.
But in a business context only swear, if you're the boss,
please find attached sends emails without attachment.
Sorry in my last email.
I forgot to repeat we've all been here when they ask big
letters are small letters when you give them your email address.
I personally never had this happen, but I can see myself
going full Captain Picard that ever happened to me big letters
are small letters emails are not case-sensitive.
I gotta say it because it would be him about it not spam
Netflix accounts eat only 24 hours left to update your payment
information. Your Netflix account is suspended.
This is another example of a phishing email.
Yes.
We're complying to this GDP our thing.
Here's your super Fearless email letting you know that we're
not selling your info.
You're free to unsubscribe at any time you have Got a we're
GDP are compliant.
We do this whole email list thing to let you know about awesome
music not to make money off your data or whatever.
We wouldn't even know how to do such a thing.
If you want an official privacy policy email us and we'll
write it at that point.
Thanks, the jnr team.
This is a good example of what you don't do because so if
you think about your customer getting this email or your
customer doesn't really know or care what gdpr is so you're
making a bunch of jokes and kind of cursing at them for a
reason that's only relevant to you as a business.
Business so I wouldn't be surprised if this email actually
led to a bunch of unsubscribes and that's something to think
about with all your emails.
Right?
Does this matter to you or does this matter to your customer?
We saw a lot of emails like this one the virus hit a lot
of companies were like, we're still here regardless of what
happens and they're like your random provider that you haven't
heard from in like three years.
I don't care that you're here during the virus.
I didn't care that you were here before just don't email
me. I've unsubscribe from so many newsletters because of
that. So that's something to keep in mind with your corporate
newsletters as well.
Does your customer actually care about the thing you're emailing
them about or is this something that only matters to you
as a corporate event my company sent out a phishing email
to test out how its employees respond to scams the IT team
congratulated me and others for not responding but it's only
because I always check my emails a week late.
See I wouldn't have gotten hit by that phishing email to
because I would have its the quickest way to inbox zero delete
all of your emails work email just to see see not my problem
only see the people that matter.
What I normally do is so if I Loop somebody in like let's
say I looped in my co-founder Robert on an email.
It is actually expected that on the next reply.
Robert moves me to either BCC or removes me entirely from
the threat.
I do not want to see the email thread and that's what I tell
everybody in our company is I think a cc needing to be able
to look at an email thread like that is completely unnecessary
and it just floods everybody's in boxes.
So you want to keep the minimum number of people on the thread
my coworker has this hanging by her desk and I cannot stop
laughing tag yourself.
I'm I hope this helps and would you be so kind?
Email glossary.
Thanks in advance.
Get this done by the time I president.
Thanks for your interest.
Why'd you have to bring this up?
Thanks for your interest.
Would you be so kind do it best.
I have never physically met you all best the conversations
over all my best.
I wish you would die happy to help.
So this is interesting what this is basically saying is people
in business will say one thing and mean another and this
is a funny way of saying it but this could actually be helpful
for somebody like if someone saying please advise this might
be your fault.
I usually say please advise when something is going terribly
wrong and a consultant is not hitting their kpi's.
I'll say something like these kpis aren't where we discussed
please advise, you know or something like that.
So I actually think this is a pretty decent email glossaries
much as it is a mean when I end my email with awaiting your
kind feedback.
My friend saw me drinking from her water bottle from across
the room and to 15 minutes later.
I got this email the water problem.
I've recently purchased a bottle of water.
I had planned on ingesting myself, but it would appear that
you have attempted drinking from it.
This is quite unsanitary and I would appreciate if you were
to refrain from consuming water purchased and previously
consumed by yours truly.
I would rather not share your cooties.
You've been much appreciated you.
It's a good example of passive aggressiveness.
A lot of people are super passive-aggressive in their emails.
I think because those ones as a joke about a lot of people
are passive aggressive in their emails because they don't
realize that another person's on the other end of it.
They treat their email.
They treat their email, like maybe it's a video game or they
forget that there's another person on the other end of the
screen and I am a big advocate for not doing that for being
nice be nicer in your emails.
How email appears to work.
Go through your mail client the network the internet back
to the recipients mail client how it really works the NSA
headquarters all the way the US government to Russia Dracula
Illuminati, and then the mail client.
I mean, yeah, no one's going to argue that everybody is reading
your email.
I think you just got to be really careful about what you
write in your messages except that this is true, right?
I don't know if the Dracula is reading your email everyone
at some point could have access to what you're writing.
Especially if you're in like a legal proceeding someone's
going to bring up your email.
If you're in a complicated HR situation, like there's all
sorts of reasons why somebody might bring up an email that
you wrote.
So just be really careful about what you write.
Try not to put anything in writing that you don't mean and
that could be taken out of context.
Hello.
I'm a new employee and I'd like to change my username.
How am I supposed to sell our software using this address?
Lorenzo cervantes's loser?
Mr.
Cervantes.
Unfortunately, all email addresses are automatically generated
and can't be changed Byron Tchaikovsky.
So this is like version two of the other meme confirmed that
this is fake thank you know threatened confirm that feeling
when you get your full name as your email address.
See, I like a first name or even a first initial right?
Give me a at x 27 marketing.com.
Any day I'll take that.
I don't want Alex Berman at x 27 marketing.com.
That's so many letters and I certainly don't want Alex Berman
at Alex Berman.com.
That's just ridiculous right email to himself in order to
transfer data gets put in spam folder.
If you're sending your cold emails the wrong way not warming
them up this could happen to you and honestly, maybe you
deserve to be this man Boulder very urgent.
Hi good day to you.
I am John a US Soldier currently carrying out my duty in
Syria. I have a proposal for you.
I had some of my colleagues are covered some of the huge
amount of money here in the last two weeks.
This is another phishing email blackmailing is illegal, so
I can't send emails anymore.
I don't think Kevin Hart said this GTR drums updates to our
privacy policy my inbox.
Yeah, anytime.
There's some big corporate thing that makes everybody send
you update emails.
That's a perfect time to unsubscribe from everyone that you
didn't know.
How'd your email address and this is why I also recommend
as a company you should be emailing people pretty regularly.
We do daily e-mails on the Alex Berman email list and you
can check them out if you sign up below but one reason we
do that is people don't forget that they gave us three I'll
dress and it allows us to sell to them all the time and deliver
value all the time.
What's cool about email is this big wave comes in and you
can actually unsubscribe from the wave unlike this boat who
is doomed this entire meeting could have been an email.
That's my co-founder.
That's Robert.
Stavos from whole fish an important birthday message.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, dear customer that signed up 12 months ago
and left.
Happy birthday to you.
Here's your birthday present 20% discount.
What's interesting is if they didn't write the dear customer
that signed up 12 months ago and left and maybe just didn't
acknowledge that they left.
This would have worked a lot better you put this in as a
joke and it again this is something that's funny to pull
fish probably funny from the company, but would be a lot
more. Active if you just wrote their name, you don't got
to put a joke in all the time.
You know, we don't need to be joking around out here.
Okay be serious make some money.
We don't do build laughing, you know, Darcy Smith 99 at hotmail.com
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