- Clothes shopping on Amazon can lead
to some incredible fashion successes.
- Or cratering, disappointing failures.
- But can Amazon stand up to one of the
biggest clothes shopping challenges of all?
Bra shopping.
- Suspenseful noises.
(screaming )
- It's Ladylike and we're gonna buy
and try some Amazon bras.
- I love Amazon.
I probably shop on Amazon once a week.
- Am I an online shopper?
I am, I am an online shopper.
- I have a pretty good track record of success
in terms of buying things from Amazon.
- Because there is a $50 price limit,
which I imposed, I don't really know what I'm gonna find.
- Kristin gave me $50 to spend on my boobs today.
So I'm gonna buy a prezzy for my tits.
- You could get a winner, and you could
get two sandwich bags tied together with some floss.
Who knows?
- All right, let's go shopping.
- I'm gonna type in "bralette".
Ooh, they have a lot of really cute, sexy options.
- Typically my bras are a little bit inexpensive.
Just because I don't have a lot of boob to hold on to.
- What I want is a bra that has foam in the bottom.
And it doesn't seem like I'm gonna get a lot of that.
- The first one I clicked on is
Urban K Women's Semi Sheer Full Lace Sexy Bralette.
The prices range from $5.99 to $15.29,
which is very inexpensive.
- I would like the bra to make my boobs rounder,
and to push them up and in.
Because right now, they're pointy and they look this way.
Like a little chameleon's eyes.
Just like one over there, and one over there.
They're happy, they're perky, they're looking around.
But they are definitely not focused on one direction.
And that's where we want to go.
- Here's a pretty little bra.
It's $29.99, it comes in a 40F, which is what I wanted.
It comes in three colors: wine red, green, and bean paste.
I don't know if I want a bra that's colored after beans.
Mmm, beans.
- These are all like baby pink.
I want like a hot firecracker pink.
Ooh, I do see a nice fuchsia.
These are $13.24 to $31.50.
I'm gonna keep looking.
- Oh my god, this is like a corset bra
that pulls the girls together.
In the picture, the girl's like flirtatiously
pulling the drawstrings and she's like mm-hmm.
The only thing about this one though, it does look
like it has the foamy cup feel to it.
I'm tired of the foamy cup feel.
I just want to put my hands on my breasts
in the middle of the day and feel me.
- I want to feel my nip.
That's what I, yeah.
- Here's an Elomi Women's Plus Size
Matilda Underwire Plunge Bra.
This isn't really a push-up bra.
I don't know why it showed up on the search.
- For this corset boob, one of the reviews is
Ahh!
Listen, I went bra shopping with my mom.
I'm all for supporting your mom's boobs.
But you don't need to write an Amazon review about it.
- There's a style in here that I really like
that's just a simple triangle bralette,
but it has two little strings that attach here.
So it will look really nice with a V-neck because you'll
kind of get a peek of like, sexy bralette underneath.
That style doesn't necessarily come
in a poppy color that I really like.
But I think I like the style so much that I'm willing
to just go with something a little bit more subdued.
- All right, got this next bra.
It's by Frugue, it's a Frugue Women's Full Coverage,
Wireless, Non-Padded, Made in EU.
"A bra as unique as you, feel flawless, budget-friendly,
"look great and feel nothing."
Says no padding right on the tin,
so I'm gonna move on to the next bra.
- Y'all, let's write our own bra reviews, okay?
You don't need your husband or your daughter
to write a review for you.
- Ooh, it looks as though it comes with matching panties.
It's $12.99 with the panties.
Can I get the panties also?
Can I get the set?
Are we just doing bras or are we doing sets?
Like what's the deal?
- But I want a set.
And it's so cheap.
(Kristin laughs)
Please, mom?
(Freddie cheers)
- Parfait by Affnitas Women's Charlotte Padded Push-Up Bra.
Okay, that is what I'm looking for.
All of the words in the tile seem
to be speaking my language.
- Tee hee!
It's a nipple bra.
It's literally a nipple-less bra.
I think this would be good if you're breasfeeding.
- So I have ski slope boobs.
I've talked about this before,
but for those just tuning in,
ski slope boobs look like this.
That leaves a lot of space above the nipple.
It's just negative space.
Cup, ski slope, negative space.
So that's why I'm gonna stick with the small
because I wanna make sure the triangles are filled.
I want them to be full.
- [Kristin] This is kinda cute, like this little detail.
It's really hard to find a padded pushup bra
that also makes an effort to look cute.
Cause usually it's like, here's your beige foam sack.
Have fun!
- This is looking pretty promising.
This is a red push up bra.
It's got some underwire to it.
It is $29.38 which seems good.
I think I'm gonna with this red one
cause I don't have a red bra
and I think it might be fun to get something racy.
- Just look at how cute she is!
I love it.
- I'm gonna buy this bra.
It's a 40, yep, available in my size.
This looks good, lets buy this bra.
Hopefully it serves the purpose I want it to serve
which is to push the girls up,
give them a nice shape, make them feel roughly even,
which is what I want.
- It's a tits party and you're invited!
(ding)
- I ended up getting a bralette and matching panties
because I was under budget.
- I'm going to put the panties on too.
Now, you all aint gon see the panties
but imma put em on.
- Gimme, gimme.
- [Kristin] Okay, here you go.
- Oh.
I mean, oh!
(laugh)
- [Kristin] Here you go!
- Such a small, flat package.
Like my boobs!
- So I wanted a padded pushup bra.
I thought it was gonna have padding underneath it
to sort of do a little khch.
Get like a little high chair situation.
- This looks like a tissue.
A lace doily.
- Okay, I am a little worried that it might be
a bit tight around the underbust.
But I could just be eyeballing it wrong.
- Sort of a bit of a saloon girl look.
Also, there's only two hooks.
I'm not a really big fan of the two hook lifestyle.
More of a four hook bitch.
- This is just such a tiny little cup.
It's just fits around my face.
Whoa.
What if that's a new measurement for breasts?
- I'm just saying, it could be.
- It looks exactly the way it did online.
The color actually pops more than I expected it to.
So that's great.
But I'm interested to see what the fit's gonna be like.
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- It does not have padding down here
which is what I thought it would have.
But it does still lift somehow.
I don't know how.
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- Hello!
When I held it up, I was worried that the underbust line
was gonna be too short and therefore be really tight.
But it actually fits great.
I feel like at the end of the day
I'm not gonna have indentions in my body, which is great.
- So, I think I may have underestimated myself.
- God damn it, hold on.
Yeah, this is very tiny.
I feel like I have to keep my hands here.
Or else you're gonna get a nipple show.
- I don't know, it doesn't push the boobs together.
I need a lot of pushing.
Also, this bra comes with two
very useless pockets right here.
- I'm filling this part out really well.
I feel round, I feel complete.
Yeah, I feel like I can boogie down
with nothing slipping out.
- My hands are the censors by the way.
Cause otherwise you're gonna get a little nipple show.
(camera click)
And we can't get my nipples out on the internet, alright?
- A nipple show.
- It's just very similar to every push up bra
where it's like "it's a push up bra."
And it's like you mean it's a bra?
Just say it's a bra.
- I do have a fair amount of side boob poking out.
But it's a bralette so I'm not mad about that.
- It should be like this, but it's not.
You know why?
Cause it's trying to hold up my whole boob with nothing.
Just stick some foam in here.
- No nipples.
(laugh)
- I feel cute or whatever.
We'll see how it works throughout the day.
- Tits on the internet, tits on the internet,
tits, tits, tits, tits.
- What do you think of my boobs today?
- I think they look regular.
- [Devin] Regular?
- Mm-hmm.
- I was really hesitant to start because it was just,
it looked really tiny.
It looked like a bra for a teenage model.
But you know what, I think I might be singing
a different tune after wearing this bra all day.
They don't look, like, special?
- I mean...
- [Devin] Or something?
- [Jazzmyne] I see nipples, but those are parts of boobs.
- [Devin] True, very true.
I bought this bra off of Amazon.
I'm gonna flash you, you ready?
- Oooh.
That's cute.
That's real cute.
I feel like it would be something,
like it's okay to wear it with this
but I feel like if you wore it with just a leather jacket.
Fucking show that shit.
- I liked my bra.
I really don't have any complaints.
I actually am really excited that I wore this dress today
because I think the little strings peeking out
really enhanced the look.
Where do you think this bra is from?
- I would go with the normal place, Victoria's Secret,
but if not that then a very exotic looking shop possibly?
- [Fred] An exotic looking shop?
- Yeah.
- [Fred] So something high end perhaps?
- Yeah.
I mean I don't, also, I wear sports bras.
- [Fred] Well, this bra is from Amazon.
- Hmm.
I wouldn't have guessed that.
- [Fred] 12 bucks.
- Hmm.
- [Fred] A set. And it was...
- So you got underwear too.
- [Fred] ... and a bra, for 12 bucks.
- Is it comfortable?
- [Fred] It's very comfortable.
- Does it feel cheapy or anything?
- [Fred] It feels durable.
- Yeah?
- [Fred] It does feel durable.
- Amazon?
- I was not super happy with this.
I literally just sat at my desk and was like, "well."
I don't hate this bra.
(laugh)
That was really convincing.
Buying a quality, expensive bra is a little bit like
flipping a house in that you're taking boobs that
may not do what you want them to do
and turning them into million dollar boobs, baby!
- I would really love to see that HGTV show.
- [Kristin] Flip them tits?
- Flip them tits.
- Okay, so now's a really fun game
where I walk outside in this bra
and I see how long it takes for me to get nipply.
For my nipples to show.
Okay, yep, I feel them.
They're poking out.
There we go, 33 seconds.
So on that measurement, this bra
isn't really working out that well.
But it's cute.
- This gives me actually a little bit of lift.
- I could tell.
- Like I see some lift and I was unaware.
- I could tell.
- And I'm happy about that.
- You're being graded on a curve.
(snare drum roll)
(laugh)
- I'm sorry, I couldn't.
(laugh)
- So how's yours?
- Hmm, not great.
It's...
- I think your boobs look great.
- I think this dress is helping.
It has a super cinchy waist
so I think the dress is doing a lot of the work.
- How do you ask people what they think of your bra
without flashing them your tits?
- You just have to do it.
- Well, you don't have to.
Your bra straps were like.
- They're here, but I did flash them my tits.
Okay, so.
- Oh, oh.
- [Fred] I want you take a look at my bra situation.
(laugh)
- It's a nice bra.
I just was, I didn't see it.
And then when you were...
It's cute.
- [Fred] Where do you think this bra is from?
- This probably shows my class level,
but the nicest bra place I know is Victoria's Secret.
(laugh)
So I would guess.
- [Fred] So you're saying it's nice?
- Oh yeah.
It's a very nice bra.
So I would guess something Victoria's Secret
or something expensive.
- [Fred] So this is actually from Amazon.
- Whoa.
- [Fred] Yeah.
- Whoa.
- [Fred] And it's the bra and I have
matching panties for $12 total.
- $12?
- [Fred] Yeah.
- Lets get naked in the corner.
- Okay.
- Oops.
Do you see how like?
- [Fred] It's a very pretty bra.
- Yeah, but you see how like, it kind of does a little kch.
Like it kind of hunches over.
- [Fred] Ooh.
- If it was expensive it'd do this.
It was less than $50.
- Mm-hmm.
- But it was way more expensive than
your bra or Devin's bra.
- How much is your favorite bra?
- My favorite bra is $75.
- Okay.
- That's why I have four bras!
(laugh)
Eenie meenie miney and mo.
Mo smells like shit right now.
- My boobs look rounder.
I have a little bit more bounce when I walk authoritatively.
I did the west wing challenge
where you walk down a hallway as if you have someplace to go
and my boobs actually bounced.
- Oh that's exciting.
- Right!
- Very exciting.
- It's exciting.
- Did you vlog that?
- I sure did.
So we're in the west wing.
We're walking authoritatively.
Now, lets see how this bra is holding up.
Ooh.
Nice.
My boobs feel rounder and perkier.
- Ooh.
- Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.
Okay, I'll stop.
I wanna see how bad the bra line mark is.
Okay, yeah.
I got some redness.
- I think bras just by nature, by the end of the day
will give everyone and anyone indentations
regardless of what size it is.
But it's definitely more comfortable
than the bra that I took off to put this one on.
I enjoy this bra.
I'm into this bra.
It's a comfy bra.
- Hi, I'm Freddy, I'm vlogging about my boobs.
(laugh)
- I think you might be the winner.
- Oh is this a competition?
- No.
- Wait, this is a competition?
- It's not a comp...
- I'm done with the bra.
- I think Fred's happy with hers.
That's the impression I'm getting.
- Well, I'm really glad...
Oh, you're happy.
- Oh look at that happy shimmy dance.
- Oooh.
- What's the return policy on this bad boy?
- I think we can't.
- Oh.
- So.
Also I just ripped the tag right off.
- Okay.
- So, would we shop at Amazon for bras again?
- I think for bralettes and bras, sure.
Yeah, I would.
- Yes, I agree.
I would absolutely, 1000 percent shop at Amazon
for bralette panty sets.
You cannot beat $12 for a bra and panty set.
- That's $4.
Four, four, four.
(laugh)
That's great.
- Wow.
- $4 per thing.
- No.
(laugh)
But thanks!
- Buying bras on Amazon.
- Lady ordered.
- Lady aprimed!
- Cause we got em in two days.
- Yeah, that's the joke.
It's prime shipping.
- Yeah.
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