AUDIENCE Q & A. ALL RIGHT.
I'M VERY, VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS.
THANKS, GUYS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
YOU KNOW, IT'S TIME TO SLICE OPEN THE SHOW, SEE WHAT'S IN
THERE.
NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS.
SO HAS ANYBODY GOT A QUESTION THAT THEY WANT TO ASK ANYBODY
ELSE, OKAY.
NOT ONE PERSON HERE HAS A QUESTION?
YOU'VE ALL COME TOGETHER, THERE'S NOTHING WE WANT TO KNOW.
YES, YOU, THE PAN THERE IN THE HAT, YEAH, YEAH WHAT IS YOUR
QUESTION.
JUST WAIT FOR A MICROPHONE, TO COME DOWN.
ASK AWAY, WHATEVER YOU WANT TO KNOW.
>> THIS IS SO EXCITING.
THANKS FOR HAVING US HERE.
>> James: NO WORRIES.
>> JAMES, MY QUESTION TO YOU IS-- THOSE WHO BUILD ME DON'T
WANT ME.
THOSE WHO BUY ME, CAN'T USE ME.
AND THOSE WHO USE ME, CAN'T SEE ME.
WHAT AM I?
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: RIGHT, WELL THAT-- I MEAN THAT'S NOT A QUESTION,
THAT'S A RIDDLE.
SO THAT'S-- THAT IS NOT A-- THAT ISN'T A PROPER QUESTION-- THE
QUESTION SHOULD BE ABOUT ME OR THE SHOW, LIKE WE DON'T
WANT-- WE DON'T WANT IT TO BE-- WE DON'T WANT IT TO BE
ABOUT-- IS IT A CLOCK?
NO, WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER.
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
THAT'S NOT THE POINT OF THE-- THAT ISN'T IT.
LET'S HAVE A PROPER QUESTION.
(APPLAUSE) A PROPER QUESTION, ANYBODY.
THE MAN THERE, YES, YES, YES, YES, JUST WAVE TO THE
MICROPHONE.
>> I THINK I KNOW.
IS IT LOVE?
>> INCORRECT.
>> James: RIGHT, BUT THAT'S NOT-- CARBON DIOXIDE.
>> NO, WRONG AGAIN.
>> James: THAT'S NOT WHAT-- I DON'T WANT TO GET BOGGED DOWN
INTO THE-- INTO THE.
>> I THINK I GOT IT, IS IT THE EIFFEL TOWER.
>> James: HOW IT CAN BE THE EIFFEL TOWER.
I DON'T WANT THIS TO BE ABOUT THE RIDDLE, ALL RIGHT.
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
IT'S NOT THE GAME, THIS IS A SERIOUS-- IS IT A BLIND FOLD?
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO PLAY.
I DON'T CARE.
THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
I WANT A PROPER QUESTION.
A REAL QUESTION ABOUT THE SHOW.
HAS ANYONE GOT A PROPER QUESTION-- -- YES, THE MAN
THERE, WAVING-- YES, YEAH, YOU, SIR, JUST WAVE, YOU NEED A
MICROPHONE.
>> THANK YOU.
HI, JAMES.
>> James: OH, WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
>> FROM LONDON.
>> James: WHEREABOUTS?ñrçó >> I'M FROM-- I HAVE COME HERE
WITH MY WHOLE FAMILY, MY MONEY, MY SISTER.
>> James: OH, GREAT.
>> YEAH, AND ACTUALLY WE'VE MANAGED TO WATCH ALL YOUR SHOWS,
RIGHT FROM WHEN YOU STARTED.
>> James: THANKS VERY MUCH.
>> YEAH.
AND SO I WAS JUSTÑi WONDERING,U M--
(LAUGHTER) >> IT'S GONE.
IT'S COMPLETELY GONE.
>> James: WELL, WELL-- IT'S ABOUT THE SHOW.
WAS IT ABOUT THE MONDAY LOWING?
>> NO, NO.
>> James: CARPOOL CARE YOKEE.
>> OH GOD NO, NO, I HATE THAT.
NO, THAT'S AWFUL.
NO,ñr SORRY, IT'S GONE.
IT WILL COME BACK TO ME.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, OKAY, HAS ANYONE GOT A PROPER QUESTION
ABOUT THE SHOW THAT THEYÑi CAN REMEMBER THAT ISN'T ABOUT-- YES,
YES, THE MAN THERE IN THE RED, YES, YOU SIR, YOU, SIR, THIS
ISN'T ABOUT THE-- A REAL PROPER QUESTION, GO FOR IT, YEAH.
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE).
>> James: RIGHT, ITS-- INTERNATIONAL QUESTION.
I MEAN NO SURPRISE, THIS SHOW PLAYS IN 115 COUNTRIES.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: POLISH, IT'S POLISH, RIGHT, I DIDN'T-- I DON'T KNOW
POLISH.
I DID WOODWORK.
I'M TRYING TO-- I'M TRYING TO-- I DON'T-- I'M REALLY
SORRY.
>> DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, IT'S OKAY.
>> James: WELL, YOU CAN ASK IN ENGLISH.
>> JAMES, JAMES, I REMEMBER WHAT I WAS GOING ASK YOU.
>> James: WHY WOULDN'T YOU ASK IN ENGLISH.
>> I REMEMBER WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO REQUEST YOU.
>> James: RIGHT, YOU'RE WEIRD, OKAY, GO FOR IT.
>> CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM?
>> James: HOW IS THAT THE QUESTION THAT I COULDN'T
REMEMBER-- NO, YOU CAN'T.
WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A TAPING.
THIS IS COMPLETELY BACK FIRED.
THIS ISN'T-- I WANTED THIS TO BE ABOUT THE SHOW AND THE-- CLEARLY
I WAS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.
HOW CAN IT BE SO DIFFICULT.
HONESTLY, I COULD KILL YOU.
I REALLY-- WAIT, HEY, IT'S AKOFFIN.
IT'S AKOFFIN, THOSE WHO BUILD IF DON'T WANT IT, THOSE WHO USE IT
CAN'T SEE IT, AND THOSE WITHOUT BUY IT DON'T-- IT'S AKOFFIN, AM
I RIGHT?
IT'S AKOFFIN?
>> THAT IS CORRECT.
>> James: YES.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SACHA BARON COHEN AND JOHN LEGUIZAMO.