- Our friendship is very simple.
It's very... [Chris laughs]
- That's what I bring to the table, simplicity.
[upbeat music]
Hi, I'm Chris Evans.
- Hi, I'm Ana de Armas.
- And we are gonna quiz how well
we know each other for "Vanity Fair."
First question, what is my go-to order at a bar?
- I think you, you're a tequila guy, tequila.
- Beer. - Really?
- Beer. - Yeah, you're a Boston guy.
- The beer guy. - What is your favorite beer?
- A nice IPA sounds pretty good right about now.
- [laughs] What is my go-to karaoke song?
- Wait a minute, wait a minute,
wait a minute, wait a minute.
Wow, they just asked me [grunts.]
See, I thought it was gonna be "Black Velvet,"
but then you said it was, we just did this.
- I know!
- We just did this. - We just did this.
- Gimme the first letter. - Why?
I mean, no. - Is it Y, or okay?
- Oh, this is gonna be so frustrating.
- "Sweet Child of Mine." - Is it Bon Jovi?
- "Sweet Child of Mine!" [groans]
- Yes. - God, God.
All right, bumpy start.
Who did I name my dog after?
- I'm guessing about a sport team.
- No. - No.
- Incorrect.
That's what everyone thinks.
But I'm from Boston.
It would be sacrilegious to name my dog Dodger.
He was a street dog, the Artful Dodger,
a little Charles Dickens nod.
- Oh, then yeah, that's wrong.
- And Dodger from "Oliver and Company,"
which is an animated Disney movie,
which is also based off of "Oliver and Company."
So close enough. - Did you write
all of that in there.
- Yeah, that's why I skipped that part, yeah.
O for 2. - Okay.
Where do I want to travel the most?
[Chris blows raspberry]
- That was some scribbles.
That sounded like longer than the word Fiji.
I don't know, how about Japan?
- Close enough. - Was it close?
- Thailand. - Thailand, all right.
There ya go. - Yes.
- I was close. - Love Thailand.
I've been there - [Chris] Do you?
- two or three times for over a month.
- Really?
- Each, and I've taken cooking classes.
That's where I learned to scuba dive, and I love it.
It's is one of my favorite cultures,
food, people. - Is it hot?
- It's amazing, it's amazing. - Yeah.
- Well, this is an easy one.
What year was I voted the sexiest man alive?
- This year, 2023.
Write it down. - O for three, O for 3.
- No? - It was 2022.
- But wait a second, 20- - It's a simple friendship
- But it's still... [both laugh]
No, no, no, but it's still going.
- Yeah, I guess
in perpetuity. - There's no one new.
- Yeah, that's true.
- There's no one new so far. - I'm reigning.
All right, it's half a point.
You can give her half a point.
- Oh, come on. - Half a point.
- What's my biggest fear?
- What's your biggest fear?
- How about... - You know....
- Spiders?
- No, because I get the [speaking in foreign language]
and I just kill everything. - Oh, wow, Jesus.
Look out, spiders.
That's not, no, fearful of bugs.
- Really? - [Ana] No.
- I've seen you jump outta your skin on a talk show.
What's that thing?
- Well, I don't want them to be thrown in me.
[both laugh] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's true, that's true.
Flying.
- Flying, really?
- We've been on a plane together.
- Yeah, yeah. - You know how nervous I get.
- I didn't know that was your biggest fear.
- No, no, I mean, it's not-
- No, it's not, not my biggest fear at all.
Pretty sure the question was
- Really nervous, I prefer to drive.
- what's your biggest fear?
But okay, that's fair, that's fair.
- Yes. - How many tattoos do I have?
I don't even know if I know that.
- I know I've been waiting for you
to get all that makeup on to cover your tattoos.
- That is the pain in the ass.
- Yes.
- When you have to get the makeup.
- 20-something?
- I don't think it's 20, but it's close.
- 17? - Close.
- 18. - 17 sounds right.
Give it to her. [bell chimes]
17. - Uh-huh.
- She nailed it, 17.
You know me so well.
- What's my favorite crafty snack?
- [laughs] I can't think of it.
Gimme the first letter.
I need a point.
Gimme the first letter. - C.
- That's not what I thought it was.
- Work with it.
- Chocolate, cake? - Cheetos!
- Oh, Cheetos, shit!
And then half the people down there are like,
"Cheetos, you idiot!" - Everyone knows
at this point, it's embarrassing.
- Cheetos, right.
- I like the crunchy, spicy one, flame.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Those. - Sure.
Can't go wrong there.
- Yes!
- Where do I prefer to buy my coffee from?
I'm not really a coffee drinker.
- Well, you have a coffee cup with you all the time, so.
- I'm from Boston, so we're big into Dunkin'.
But I don't know, I guess I'll say Dunkin'.
- You can't win this one.
- No, you can't. - Of course.
She deserves a half a point though, for the good joke.
[bell chimes] [Ana laughs]
That was funny.
- Okay, what's my favorite flower?
- [blows raspberry] It sounded like more letters
than, oh wow.
How about tulips?
Shit!
- It's my spy name in this movie.
- Oh, okay, I was in this.
[Ana and crew laugh]
I was in this, Sunflower!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Sunflowers.
- Mark it. - I love sunflowers.
It's the best flower.
- I'm about to turn this game around.
[Ana laughs] All right, here we go.
What's my middle name?
- Oh no. [both laugh]
Christopher....
- So close.
- I don't know why I have Julius or...
[both laugh]
No - Christopher Julius.
- No, Dave, David?
- [laughs] Christopher Dave.
Nope, Robert, Robert.
- Oh shit, I knew this. - Robert.
You did know that. - I knew this.
- You did know that. [Ana groans]
It's okay, I knew Cheetos and "Sweet Child of Mine."
I remember 'em now.
- This is very strange.
What is my weirdest on-set habit?
I'm not that weird.
No, you're not that weird at all.
- I'm not that weird.
- I'll tell you guys after she leaves.
[Ana laughs]
No, she doesn't have any.
Is that the right answer?
You don't have any.
- Yeah, I don't have any. - Mark it, that counts.
All right, well, this one you should be able to get.
How many siblings do I have?
- Three. - Shit, she got it.
She got it. [bell chimes]
All right, this better be something good.
Gimme something that I can--
- Who is my favorite Spice Girl?
- All right, I got a one-in-five chance
of getting this right.
- I just wrote two things.
- Two Spice Girls, so I have- - No, one, it's the same.
- Oh, okay.
You know, they have names,
and then they called something else.
- Right, right, right, that's how they work.
Posh Spice.
- Who's that? [laughs]
- Is that not a Spice Girl?
It's Victoria Beckham. - Oh, clearly not mine.
- [laughs] No.
Who did you write?
- Baby Spice, Emma.
- Baby Spice, man.
- Yeah, it's because we had a Spice Girls Group in Cuba
when I was growing up and I was very blonde
when I was little.
So clearly I had to be-
- That's who you identified with,
yeah. - Emma.
He has one that is a lotta things together.
- That's right. [laughs]
- Dodger is a little bit of Pomeranian.
- Yeah, there is Pomeranian in there.
- Pit bull, poodle.
- No. - No poodle.
- Lab? - Yep.
- Rottweiler. - No.
[both laugh]
- Boxer, boxer. [Ana laughs]
Three outta four.
That's still pretty good.
That's still pretty good. [canned audience claps]
- What's Elvis? - Elvis is adorable.
[Ana laughs] - Mark it.
I'm Chris. - And I'm Ana,
and thank you for watching.
- I will not forget that your grocery karaoke song
is "Sweet Child of Mine."
The next time we do karaoke, I'm forcing you to do it.
- What did I learn about you today, Chris?
- That I have a horrible memory.
[both laugh]
I think we all Learned that.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- And you don't like coffee.
[both laugh] [upbeat music]