(cheerful music)
(man whistling)
- Can't wait for my first day!
(ominous music)
(man whistling) (cheerful music)
(elevator bell dings)
(ominous music) (birds chirping)
(elevator bell dings)
(vocal music) (phone ringing)
- We're excited, yeah.
Reggie was president for 13 years, so it's weird, you know?
Getting a new boss.
But I've heard great things,
and I'm not just saying that to suck up.
Oh, he's here.
I should go.
- Hello, feeble peasants.
I mean, fellow colleagues.
(phone ringing)
Well, I guess I'll get settled.
All right.
- You know, I heard he used to go by King Koopa.
- What?
I thought that guy was in prison.
(phone ringing)
- Now, listen, I know you all loved Reggie, I get it,
but his regime is over.
I'm looking forward to steering this ship in a new,
bold direction.
- [Man In Pink Shirt] So long, gay bowser.
(employees laugh)
- Who said that, huh?!
I ruled the Mushroom Kingdom for decades!
I deserve respect! (stamps)
(man in pink shirt giggles)
(Bowser grunts)
Okay then, this meeting is adjourned.
(phone ringing)
- Well, here at Nintendo,
we are an equal opportunity workplace.
And I guess that includes turtles.
- [Cameraman] I think he's a dinosaur.
- Jesus Christ!
Well, regardless,
we welcome all walks of life here at Nintendo.
(employees murmuring)
(fire rumbling)
(bread sizzling)
- When you get a moment,
I'd love your signature. (screams)
What am I gonna do about this, huh?
I know he's my boss and all but,
come on, this is ridiculous!
- Oh, yeah!
You're going down.
- Get across the bridge, yeah!
(Bowser stomps)
- What are you playing?
(video game guns firing)
- [Pete] Sorry, we were just--
- Oh, no, come on, that's ancient history.
Lava under the bridge.
(Bowser and Pete laugh)
- Am I gonna get fired?
(phone ringing)
I'm gonna get fired.
(knocking on door)
- [Bowser] Mark, come in.
- I can come back.
- [Bowser] Sit, sit, ignore them.
(drill whirring)
- I just wanted to say that I'm really excited you're here.
I think this place could really use--
- You're fired.
- What?
I'm what?
- I've looked through your recent status reports.
They just aren't up to snuff.
- He what?
He let Mark go? (phone ringing)
Thank God it wasn't me.
- [Bowser] Has anyone seen Pete?
(Pete gulps)
(Mark stomps)
- Hey, get your hands off me!
(phone ringing)
- You hear he fired Mike and the HR lady?
(phone ringing)
(employee slurping)
Hi, sir.
(objects clattering)
- So, I just wanted to put in a complaint.
(phone ringing) Hello?
Oh, I just wanted to...
(Bowser farts)
(Bowser grunts)
- We may wanna call a plumber.
- I think I know a guy.
(both laugh)
(door creaks) (ominous music)
(phone ringing) - Well, Pete.
(Pete screams)
(Bowser moans)
(phone ringing)
(Bowser groans)
Good work today, everyone.
See you all tomorrow.
All right.
I don't wanna be on camera.
Get out of my way!
(car engine roars)
(ominous music)