I just broke up with someone
that I've spent my entire life with.
I don't have a heart anymore.
I've lost my life.
So I went up to your liquor cabinet
and I took a bottle of whiskey,
and I made Shawn drink,
because I didn't want to be alone.
Shawn...
Forget it.
No.
I was worried about my kid, and I said some things that I shouldn't have.
That's okay.
It is not okay.
And I apologize.
No more drinking?
Yeah. No more drinking.
Topanga, listen. About Friday night...
Cory, you don't need to apologize to me.
No, there was a reason I was acting so strange.
I don't really care.
You don't? No.
Okay.
It's okay with you that I don't care?
No!
Class, as we continue our study of feudalism,
I would like to focus today
on the life of the serf.
Mr. Hunter? I don't wanna.
You don't want to what?
Boring. It's boring!
That's why the whole feudalism thing didn't work out.
They got bored out of their freaking minds!
What? It's too far.
No, you know, just once, I would like to learn something
somewhat relevant to our lives.
Shawn, shut up. I say this with love.
What's the matter with you?
Nothing.
Now, why don't you stop being so crazy and sit on Cory's lap?
Mr. Hunter, we will discuss your outburst at the end of the class.
Cool, so let the boredom begin.
(TOOTING MOCKINGLY)
Mr. Hunter, please leave.
Okay. But only because you asked me so nicely.
Listen, Mr. Feeny, can I...
Go, go.
Are you kidding me?
I'm sorry, did you want one?
You get kicked out of class, you fight me all the way home,
you puke on my shoes, and you still want another beer?
Why don't you go home, Cory the monitor?
You know what, I...
I could've sworn we agreed to stop drinking.
(LAUGHS) Yeah, well, I've been drinking all week,
and you haven't noticed a thing.
You've been drinking all week?
Yeah. See, I'm doing this for you.
You're worried about me, you stop thinking about Topanga.
By the way, you know, she's getting out of school right about now.
Why don't you go across the street from her and cry?
What?
What are you doing?
It's a beer!
What's the big deal here?
We got drunk at a party the other night.
I think he might've liked it a little too much.
Yeah, well, a beer's a big deal for us.
Goody, goody. Now I get the lecture from the big brother,
who I've known all of six months.
You don't have a clue, do you? About what?
About Dad! Yeah.
Yeah, Dad used to drink, and then he stopped. Next?
You know why he stopped drinking?
Because he ran out of money?
You know why my mom left him?
'Cause she went for a guy with more money?
She left him because he was an abusive, ugly drunk.
Don't you ever talk about my dad...
Shawn! Shawn! Stop!
He's my father, too, man!
Alcoholism is in our family, and you shouldn't drink!
Shawn?
After the other night, Shawn, I feel like I can never drink again.
You were drinking?
Yeah. What do you figure that was about?
I wonder!
You know what, Shawn? Shut up. Okay?
We agreed to stop drinking. I have.
You obviously haven't.
What do you think that's about? I wonder.