Hello and welcome to this Q&A...
..with me Cristiano EuRonaldo.
and...
...this hormone monching national team quitting then unquitting little sh*t...
..with questionable financial averse.
Proceed!
Alexis Sanchez,
Real Madrid!Haha!
Idiot!
My mum!Haha!
Haha!
Him!
Thanks Cristiano!
You seen his hair right?
Haha!
Him!
Ah..one of my favourite players on football manager~Wakeen
Allow me!
Hehe!
Ask for a transfer!(both of them)
Yes,I can!
Haha!
What do we look like?
Idiots!
Well,I would be Captain America because he is the leader like I was in Euro 2016 final!
And...
..and he would be Ant-Man because he used to changing his body size with chemicals.
Suuuuuuuuuuuu!
Haha!What a disaster!
Hehe!What a head-provement
Opps!
Just like Messi!
Just like Ronaldo!
Just like Barca!
Suuuuuuuuuuu!
In this pose by bicis looks so much better than Messi's ever do!
Suuuu!
Ask this Idiot!
IDK!
Ah!Good question!
Hehe!
Ah!Good question!
Hehe!
Ah!Good question!
I love him!
He never pulls fund at me he certainly not a Messi fan boy.
This definitely washes out,right?
Yes!
Good!
Imagine if I look like this for El Clasico.
I know,right?
I look like such an Idiot!
Hehe!
What's his mum's number?
Erm...
IDK!
Shut up junior!
Lionel,would you be my mum?
Z:Hello!You had reached god!
Hello!God...erm!Zlatan.
It's Cristiano!
Myself and the 'Hormone Hero',are creating a dream team
Z:Go on!
And we wonder if you like to be..
Z:Start CF?In the age of 35?
Z:Zlatan is better! Of couse I!
No,erm..if you'll like to be a reserve?
Haha!(both of them)
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