HE IS THE DIRECTOR HE MER TUSES OF THE COLUMBUS ZOO THE HOST
OF JACK HANNA INTO THE WILD AND A GREAT FRIEND OF OUR SHOW,
PLEASE WELCOME THE TELEVISION LEGEND THAT IS "JUNGLE" JACK
HANNA.
(APPLAUSE) HOW ARE YOU DOING.
>> James: HI, JACK, HOW ARE YOU.
COME HAVE A SEAT.
WHO IS THIS GUY.
>> THIS IS A KINKAJOU HONEY BEAR.
>> James: A KINKAJOU HONEY BEAR.
>> IS HE ALL RIGHT?
>> I'M TRY FOG DO TWO THINGS AT ONCE.
ISN'T THIS CUTE.
HONEY BEAR.
>> James: CAN I TOUCH HIM.
>> YEAH, WELL-- THIS IS A HONEY BEAR KINKAJOU FROM SOUTH
AMERICA.
ANIMALS IN THE WILD JUST LIKE, THIS GET IN BEEHIVES, ALL SORTS
OF THINGS, BEES DO NOT PENETRATE, I HAVE SEEN HUNDREDS
OF BEES ON THEM TO GET THE HONEY AND IT DOESN'T GET TO THEM.
BACK IN THE OLD DAYS THEY USED AS PET, THAT DIDN'T WORK, THEY
STOPPED ALL OF THAT AND ARE DOING VERY WELL NOW IN SOUTH
AMERICA.
THEY'RE KNOCK TURNL ANIMALS.
FOR EXAMPLE, WHAT THEY DO, HAVE YOU EVER HELD A KINKAJOU.
THIS THIS IS HOW THEY-- YOU HOLD THIS.
ACT LIKE ARE YOU A TREE.
>> >> James: ACT LIKE I'M A TREE?
>> STAND UP.
THIS IS WHAT THINK DO IN THE WILD, THEY HANG UP LIKE THIS ALL
THE TIME.
THEY LIVE UPSIDE DOWN.
>> James: WHAT AM I DOING?
>> YOU ARE A TREE.
>> James: THIS IS A COMPLETE NATURAL.
>> THEY GET IN THE BEEHIVE, THE HONEY LIKE, THIS THEY HANG
UPSIDE DOWN.
ISN'T THAT BEAUTIFUL?
>> James: THERE WE GO.
PICK A CHEW.
>> NO-- PIKACHU.
>> NO KINKAJOU.
>> James: A TAMAGOTCHI.
HAVE A SEAT, WHO DO WE HAVE NEXT?
OH, WOW.
>> I THINK I BETTER TAKE THAT.
>> James: TAKE THOSE AWAY.
OH MY WORD.
LOOK AT THIS, GUYS.
>> NOW FOLKS, YOU DON'T SEE THIS OFTEN.
THIS IS THE AFRICAN PORCUPINE.
LOOK AT THIS, WHEN THEY COME UP, HE WILL RATTLE HIS-- LIKE A RAD
EL SNAKE, LIKE A PEACOCK DOES, TO KEEP THEM AWAY.
IT DOESN'T HAVE A BAR BE, NORTH AMERICANS HAVE A BAR, THIS DOES
NOT.
SOMETIMES THEY ARE USED AS WEAPONS, HAIR PIECES, THAT KIND
OF THING.
>> James: I WOULDN'T MIND THAT,S ALIKE A PET.
WAIT.
>> James: HE'S NOT GOING TO STICK ME, WE'RE JUST GOING FOR
AN ICED COFFEE.
ACROSS TOWN.
>> SHE WOULD BE IT.
>> AT THE BRONX YOU VIEW I MET PORCUPINES.
>> YOU DON'T PET A PORCUPINE BUT I WAS WATCHING YOU, BECAUSE ARE
YOU GOING BACKYARD -- BACKWARDS.
>> James: WHOA!
CHILL OUT NOW.
>> OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
>> James: LET'S SAY GOOD-BYE TO THIS PORCUPINE.
>> DO YOU WANT TO HOLD IT?
>> NO.
>> OKAY.
THE PORCUPINES.
>> James: YOU WANT TO WATCH THOSE NEEDLES FROM YOUR SHARED
LEGS.
>> CAN YOU IMAGINE GIVEK BITTER TO A PORCUPINE.
>> YOU LEFT YOUR SOFTBALL.
>> THIS IS A PREHISTORIC ANIMAL.
THE ONLY AN MILLION IN THE WORLD THAT-- YOU CANNOT EVEN GET AN
ANT IN.
THERE THE ONLY ANIMAL IN THE WORLD THAT CARRIES LEPROSY.
I'M NOT BEING FUNNY, IMAM VERY SERIOUS.
>> James: NOT THIS ACTUAL ONE.
>> WELL,.
>> James: JUST MAKES ME WANT TO GO BOWLING.
>> IT IS TRUE.
>> James: LIKE FRED FLINT STONE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
>> IS IT TRUE.
>> James: I JUST THINK THEY ARE SO TRUE.
I WOULD LOVE TO GET IN A BALL LIKE THAT WHERE NO ONE COULD
EVEN START TO.
>> OH.
>> THEY DO THIS FOR PROTECTION.
THE ONLY THING THAT CAN HURT THIS THING IS A CAR OR JAGUAR,
JAGUAR'S CRUSHING POWER.
>> James: A PARTICULAR BRAND OF CAR.
>> NO, NOT A JAGUAR ---- .
>> James: MY CAR IS FINE BUT JAGUARS-- IF A JAGUAR HITS HIM,
HE IS FINISHED, CHEVROLET, RANG ROVER, IT'S FINE.
>> THE JAGUAR IS A CAT.
SOUTH AMERICAN.
>> James: MY BAD, GOT IT.
HE'S COMING OUT.
>> THERE YOU GO.
THEY CAN RUN FAST.
THEY CAN SMELL WORMS, INSECTS, EVERYTHING, IT IS AMAZING.
THESE ANIMALS.
>> James: SO COOL.
>> THE LITTLE FACE.
>> THAT IS MY FAVORITE SO FAR.
>> THERE ARE DIFFERENT TYPES OF ARMADILLO.
>> James: I LOVE THAT GUY.
OKAY, WHAT NEXT, HAVE WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR US NEXT, JACK.
>> THIS YOU DO HAVE TO BE CAREFUL OF COYOTES.
>> James: I'M SCARED OF IT.
>> I DON'T LIKE IT I DON'T LIKE HIS FACE.
I DON'T TRUST HIM.
>> IN MONTANA, I HIKE A LOT IN MONTANA, BACK COUNTRY ON THE
GLASSIER AND YOU CAN HEAR THEM, SOMETIMES PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE
WOLVES.
THEY ARE NOT, THEY ARE A VERY BRIGHT ANIMAL.
YOU HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL.
>> James: ARE THEY LIKE THE ONES IN BEUTDEE IN THE BEAST
THAT ATTACKED BELL'S DAD.
IF WE HOWL THE COYOTE WILL HOWL.
IF WE GO-- ONE, TWO, THREE, WE'RE STILL ONE, TWO-- WHAT PART
OF ONE, TWO, THREE DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND.
READY, ONE, TWO, THREE.
(HOWLING) (APPLAUSE).
>> James: NOW JACK, THIS NEXT ANIMAL I BELIEVE CAN'T COME UP
HERE ON THE STAGE S THAT RIGHT?
>> NO.
>> James: THIS ANIMAL IS A-- .
>> WHOA.
WOW.
>> WHAT I WANT TO YOU DO, EVERYBODY, PUT THIS IN YOUR
MOUTH, LIKE THIS.
>> OH, WOW.
>> PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH, JAMES.
PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH.
>> I HAD MY CARROTS TODAY, I'M GOOD.
>> PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH.
>> James: YOU SHOW US.
>> I ONLY DO THIS TO SHOW PEOPLE FIRST.
>> James: YOU FANCY A GO, GO FOR IT.
>> THE CAMEL IS AN ANCIENT ANIMAL, NUMBER ONE OF THE ANIMAL
HAS TWO EYELIDS.
(APPLAUSE) >> I GOT TO DO IT.
>> James: YOU GOT TO DO IT NOW.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: TERRY, COME.
>> MY WIFE IS LIKE YOU LET LUCY LIU TOUCH YOUR LEG AN A CAMEL
TOUCH YOUR LIP.
>> WATCH IT.
>> James: WHAT HAPPENED.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> OH GOD, DO THEY CARRY ANY AIRBORNEE DISEASES.
>> James: I HAVE HAD WORSE DATES THAN THIS.
>> ANYWAY, THE CAMEL WHEN WE GO ON CAMEL SAFARIS, IT IS AMAZING.
THEY GO FOR MONTHS OUT THERE, WHY IS THAT?
BECAUSE WHEN YOU GO THREE, FOUR MONTHS, CAMEL IS USED FOR
EVERYTHING, CLOTHING, FOOD, WHEN YOU HAVE TO COOK IN THE DESERT,
GUESS WHAT YOU DO, YOU WON'T BELIEVE, THIS CAMEL POOPS IN A
SHEET TYPE THING, THEY DRY IT, THEY COOK YOUR FOOD WITH THE
POOP, YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING.
>> James: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.
I COULDN'T I COULD UNDERSTAND LESS, LIKE I WAS JUST HAVING A
FRENCH KISS WITH A CAMEL AND NOW ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT COOKING MY
FOOD IN POO.
>> NO, NO, THEY DRY IT AND USE IT FOR A FIRE.
THERE ARE NO TREES, HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE DESERT BEFORE.
>> James: NO.
>> OKAY.
IT IS REALLY SOMETHING TO WATCH, HOW THEY LIVE WITH THE CAMELS
FOR MONTDS.
IT IS AMAZING.
>> James: THAT IS INCREDIBLE.
LADIES AN GENTLEMEN, LET'S GIVE A HUGE THANK YOU TO ALL OF OUR
ANIMALS AND "JUNGLE" JACK HANNA.
LUCY LIU AND TERRY CREWS.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)