What's the eloquent word for mind [BLEEP]??
Best thing about rock is it can always change.
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This series does such a good job
of highlighting the lows and highs of traveling with others.
Would you ever want to travel with your character?
Yes.
What are you saying?
What are you implying?
Yeah, totally.
Yeah.
- She's a blast. - Yeah.
Especially if you're her friend,
and you're not married to her.
[LAUGHTER]
To be honest, not really.
No.
I couldn't stand her.
Anything you need, I'll be there.
- No. - No.
Portia, she would just bring you down?
Think she would drain your battery?
Oh, yeah.
I think I'd just like, have one conversation with her
and be like, uh, I need to go back home.
I mean, maybe.
Oh, Will.
Come on.
It depends where we were going.
Please, can we just drop it?
He's kind of the guy that you kind of dislike deeply,
but then you know is a great time.
Maybe a night out with him, but not a vacation.
I think that'd be a little too much.
Yeah. Night out seems fair.
Yeah.
Yeah, she's great.
She's a great friend.
She's happy.
I feel like Harper would have a great itinerary.
I feel like she would have everything planned.
I think she would make impeccable choices
in terms of restaurants.
I like Bert.
He's fun. - You would travel with him?
Yes, I would.
Just to see what he's going to do next.
Yeah. That's true.
I'd rather travel with Bert than Dominic, to be honest with you.
I'm impressed that you're even here.
Why are you impressed?
It's a long trip from Los Angeles,
and you're quite old, no?
This whole season, there's this air of mythology and bad
omens and superstition.
Do you have any acting superstitions?
That's one of the best questions I've ever been asked.
Wasn't there one where you like
to hang your script above your head when you were sleeping?
Shut up.
No.
But you know what is-- what is true is that there's something
cool about knowing when you're older that you
can't really control it.
And I feel like that's the best thing you have going for you.
Yes.
I always wear the same pair of underpants for big auditions.
- You do? - It's a pair of--
I used to do that.
Tie dye, like, the ones that have like a little pouch.
Your lucky little panties.
You know those ones?
Cute.
Yeah, those are my lucky underwear.
There are things that I will not do.
I won't whistle in a theater.
I take that very seriously.
I don't quote the Scottish play in the theater.
I know that's silly to some people.
But I don't mess around.
Just breathe.
And [LAUGHTER] just breathe.
It's a very good one that you were suggesting.
How long have you been wearing these?
Because you know you're supposed to throw out underwear--
get new underwear every couple years.
I did have somebody tell me once that you should drink
a tall glass of cold water before you have to do
a scene where you need to cry.
Interesting.
Because you're just more watered up.
I guess.
Well, I think sometimes, you get a lot of jobs.
I think you get these good jobs just
because you're farting around in your house with all your pets.
And I think like, it makes you not like,
think about other [BLEEP].
Well, music-- I do a lot of music
at home or writing too, I mean.
Yes.
You don't have time to--
Think about--
What's it?
To hyperfocus on it, on acting.
What's the eloquent word for mind [BLEEP]??
You said you used to do that?
Yeah.
There was one like, thong that I wore for a while.
But you know, that's seen some-- seen some days.
You know, John C. Reilly told me--
he gave me the greatest advice for acting, which is always pee
first before you do the scene.
Never do a scene where you have to pee because somewhere
in the back of your mind, you're going
to be just slightly affected by the impulse
to want to pee yourself.
I demand to pee before every performance
and at every intermission.
I hate myself.
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