I’m gonna blow a bubble.
- You’re gonna blow a bubble. - I’m gonna blow your mind.
[music]
You’re-- you’re Captain Man!
That’s right Henry!
You wanna see what happens when a baby
pees into a diaper that’s been bombarded with radioactive
Z-night particles?
- No. - Watch this.
This is so cool. It’s like we’re in the same room.
We are!
Where’d you…?
- Peek-a-boo! - Ah!
Maybe cause you’re Kid Danger!
Huh! Ha! Wha? Kid Da… I wish!
Blast me.
[groaning]
[screaming]
I wonder why he was asking about those things.
Guys Oh, stop screaming!
[crashing]
'Cause you’re Kid Danger.
Right!
Wait! There’s a 7,000 lb space rock on its way down there.
There’s a what on its way out where?
[screaming]
It wasn’t my fault! I didn’t know my phone would hit the button!
I’m a victim! Stop! I’m a victim!
[crashing]
Hey!
Schwoz.
- Oh my god, it smells so good. - Yeah! I smell that!
♪ Gone, gone away ♪
Hands on the table.
One three.
One.
[laughing]
- What are you eating? - Stick of butter with sprinkles.
I wasn’t gonna kiss you. I was gonna bite your nose. Ah!
Boom!
[screaming]
[crashing]
Now look what happened!
Uh, the elevator kinda… left.
OK, guys, how’s it look?
That one’s fantastic!
Henry!
Oh hey, what’s up… Jasp?
[laughing]
[cheering]
♪ I’m a little pea pod, green and flat ♪
♪ Squeeze me in the middle And squirt out my beans ♪
And then bad guys follow him
and find out he works here.
So then they know how to find both of us.
So then they can just blow up this whole place.
And then, they could also figure out where Henry’s house is.
Which puts him and his whole family in major danger!
Ah, ahh! I'm OK...
- I’ve only got one thing to say to you. - Then say it.
I am so glad you’re here!
So, when Charlotte said she could stay at her place,
I invited her to come here.
But, I didn’t know she was real!
[screaming]
Ah!
We got her DNA off the umbrella she dropped at the bathroom ceremony.
How’d you find her?
You know... the usual ways.
That does it!
[screaming]
Tada!
- It’s a sweater. - Made from our beard hair!
Looks like you’re gonna need a door hole repair man, Jeff.
♪ Good morning to you Good morning to you ♪
♪ Welcome to Wednesday Your face looks like poo ♪
I said you are still taking me to Montego’s with you right?
Bianca’s my girlfriend, I gotta take her.
- Why? - 'Cause I do! I’m really sorry!
[groaning]
[crashing]
Great... now we’re on the floor.
Yeah, uh, barbers.
[screaming]
Ew! No! What are you doing, man?
What? You tapped your cheek!
I am Schwoz. Hee-hee. My sister, she look like a horse.
Eh, not everybody can do voices.
- Shut up! - Sure.
Hold it right there, muchachos!
What’s it? What is it boy? I’m busy.
Busy? I don’t think you’ll feel too busy to see some old friends of yours.
No, no, no wait!
Can you feel that?
[smashing]
Look what the Department of Motor Vehicles sent me!
A drivers license?
[gibberish]
[cheering]
Ah, I’m Burples.
I’m Schmutz!
- I’m… - OK.
- Well we know. I’m Schmutz. - I’m Burples.
We switched off.
You’re starting to lose your hair a little bit.
What did you just say to me?
[explosion]
OK, say hello to my little friend!
Oh!
Come on!
They sell these things for five bucks a pop at the Swellview County Fair.
You seriously thought that this thing was real… Ah!
- Ah! It’s real! It’s real! - Will you quit being such a baby?
- Yeah, go! - Speeds!
[grunting]
[groaning]
[grunts]
- It’s better than faux food. - No its not.
[groaning]
I think you might be overreacting.
[screaming]
Hey, are you OK?
- Oh! - Stupid Millennial!
[screaming]
- Oh! - Woah!
[screaming]
[music playing]
[laughing]
- Are you adding rice to your bean bath? - Yeah!
- Surprise! - Surprise!
From the top!
♪ Three little maids from school are we ♪
♪ Pert as a school-girl well can be ♪
- I’m glad this happening. - I’m doing this because I want to.
This is the last parachute!
[screaming]
Arsenio!
Oh, shwoah!
Woah!
OK, how did Hudson get dressed like Kid Danger?
Hello Double G.!
Glad I could… catch your show.
Captain Man!
[grunting]
Backing up.
[screaming]
[crashing]
Ah, what’d you guys need?
Captain Man, how do you feel?
In two letters, O. K.
[laughing]
Oh my god, this floss was in Schwoz's mouth!
Oh, don’t put it on me! Oh, it's on my leg!
Ow, owie, leave me alone!
Help! Captain Man, come save me!
♪ I have nothing to lose ♪
♪ The wheels keep spinning ♪
♪ Ain’t got time for the blues ♪
Ignition. Goodbye.
[screaming]
[laughing]
Oh no!
Schwoz, what’s going on? What is that?
[screaming]
I’m OK!
[crashing]
What was that?
[arguing]
Hey, that's enough! Now knock it off, I'm eating!
[cheering]
[screaming]
Hey, what’s up? You triple beep me?
[laughing]
Well, ahoy there, Sailor Danger!
Hello Swellview!
Fight!
[grunting]
Oh... OK.
[screaming]
He, hey! Hi. Happy my birthday! Happy my birthday!
- Watch out! - Watch out for wha--
[tumbling]
[screaming]
I can do a back flip.
OK.
[screaming]
Not cool, Rick Twitler.
Hey, that was my sister’s puzzle!
More like that was your sister’s puzzle.
That’s exactly what I just said.
Yep, great, got it. I wear a diaper while you fire sharp objects at me
and harvest my blood.
Pretty normal after school job.
[grunting]
Do you know anyone about your age, about your height, who has a broken arm?
Wha… what? I mean. Why you ask me that? I was just…
This is a new sweater and it belongs to me.
Henry is Kid Danger.
Henry is Kid Danger, Henry is Kid Danger.
[laughing]
Be careful, those are worth a lot of money.
Oh, we will, Piper. Would you like some bread?
[music playing]
Hey there, fella!
Would you mind stepping over here to the…
No, no, no. No!
[roaring]
Shut up, lion!
I’m in the middle of something here.
Oh, thank God!
It was just a dream.
- What was just a dream? - Lips!
- Dude, I got you. - No you didn’t!
- Yes I did! - No, you missed!
- I just got you! - No, you didn't get me!
[music playing]
Woah!
[music playing]
Why you wearing tuxedos, you gutches!
[screaming]
- You going to turn it off? - I’m thinking about it.
I win, I win! Turn it off! Just, turn it off!
♪ Ooh! Hen, you’ll never believe What happened ♪
♪ No, I know ♪
♪ There’s a musical curse over Swellview No, I know ♪
♪ And you’ll never believe who did it Frankini? ♪
♪ Frankini Yeah, I know ♪
♪ Doesn’t matter if You can sing or if you can’t ♪
♪ To make yourself smile Just sing for a while ♪
♪ About the things you want ♪
I wouldn’t hurt you. I’m your sister!
- What? - It’s me, Piper!
Man Cave to surveillance van, Man Cave to surveillance van.
Ray! Henry! Can you hear me?
In three, two, one.
[screaming]
Jasper, put on some Cardi B.
They’re having an alien baby.
Oh, burn cream!
- For the burn. - For the sick bird.
- No, I got it. Yeah, that’s funny. - So we can make fun of your name.
- Insulted your name. - That’s enough!
- So, what’s gonna happen to me, Schwoz? - Well, you’ll be in the cocoon
for about a month.
What? What about fighting crime? What about… what about my parents?
What about school?
I don’t know.
- What are you doing? - Saving Swellview’s Christmas!
- Hang tight! - Ah, geez!
[screaming]
[screaming in slow motion]
[explosion]
Ah, missed it!