(happy music)
♪ Hey there pals ♪
♪ Good to see you again ♪
♪ Oh, thanks for hanging out ♪
♪ with me, my friends ♪
♪ Welcome to Mr.Wilson's Cul de Sac ♪
Hi pals.
Thanks for joining me today.
You know, it's a very special day,
because I want to talk about something.
It's one of my favorite things to do.
Share.
Now, sharing is something that you can do
with a lot of different things.
For example, you could share your toys,
or you could share friends.
One thing I really like to do is share my feelings.
(wooden fence bangs)
- Hey, uh, Wilson.
- Oh look, it's our old friend, mailman Mr. Strassner.
Let's see what he has for us today.
Hi there, Mr. Strassner.
Thanks for joining us in the cul de sac.
- Hey.
- Why don't you come on in?
- Hey, Wilson.
Yes, let's just do the segment.
- Great.
- Let's do that.
You got a package.
There.
- All right.
It's always nice when our friends stop by, isn't it?
- Yeah.
- Well, Mr. Strassner, we were just talking about
a little thing that we all love to do, and that's share.
And you know who really likes to share?
Our old friend, Mrs. Ted.
Hi, Mrs. Ted.
- [Mrs. Ted's Voice] Hi, Mr. Wilson.
How are you?
- Let's just get to the segment, Mr. Wilson.
- I'm great, Mrs. Ted.
What do you like to do the most?
- [Mrs. Ted's Voice] I like to share my feelings.
- Well, so do I.
We have a friend here today who I think
wants to do just that, isn't that right, Mr. Strassner?
- No, not when you do something this bad.
- [Mrs. Ted's Voice] Okay well, I'm ready to hear
whatever you want to tell me, Mr. Strassner.
- I can't tell you what happened, what I did.
- [Mrs. Ted's Voice] Come on, we're friends
and friends support each other, right?
- Not when you do something this bad.
- [Mrs. Ted's Voice] Why don't you
just tell me your feelings--
- I killed a man this morning.
- Okay, well what?
- I was driving my truck--
- Shh, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Stop it, stop it, stop it.
- and I hit him with my car.
Hey, hey!
- I didn't see him.
He was jogging.
He was running this morning.
- Sometimes, kids, if you want
to share something very private,
it's better to do so in smaller settings
of people that you can trust.
- And sometimes, kids, you do things that,
when you do something bad and you have to tell people
and you have to take responsibility for it
because it's life on life's terms
and I hit a man with my car.
- [Mrs. Ted's Voice] I think that you both should maybe
take a little break and talk to each other.
- Yeah, that's very nice, Mrs. Ted.
I think we will.
- [Mrs. Ted's Voice] Okay, I'll wait here.
- All right, great.
Get off the set.
We'll be right back because we're going to share
some of our feelings.
- What the hell are you doing?
- It's kind of your fault, man.
I don't...
- What do you mean it's my fault?
I haven't done anything.
- It's public access, man.
I'm making no money here.
I picked up a mail route.
They hired me because I guess they thought
I could do it 'cause I--
- Why would they ever think that you could...
You're not a real mailman--
- I guess they see me do it on the show
and the only route they have for me
because I have to be here at 9:00 a.m. call time.
I got to be doing it at 4:00 a.m.
It's dark out.
I was playing music and a jogger was out, and I hit him!
I hit him with my truck and it's vehicular manslaughter
and I did it, and I--
- Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it!
- I fucking killed him.
I killed him.
- Get over here. Get over here.
Get off the set.
You do not walk back on that damned set.
There are children watching the damn show!
Well, we had a nice session of sharing!
- Oh fuck, I can still see his face!
- Hey, hey!
- What a nice thing to share your feelings
with your friends, especially when something
is weighing heavy on your heart.
Now, if something is really important, sometimes...
Get off the set.
Sometimes, you want to make sure
that you really know yourself.
And a lot of times what's helpful for that
is being alone and away from people
and just kind of breathing through it.
- I keep seeing him.
- Stop it, stop it, stop it.
- I keep seeing him, Mr.Wilson, I keep seeing him.
- Stop, okay, get up here.
Get up here. Get up here.
Get up here and sit down, please.
Mr. Strassner is going to sit here and he's going to breathe
and not really share anymore.
- I've got nowhere else to go.
- Fine.
- I don't have anywhere else to go, I don't-
- Just be quiet.
Be quiet and sit down.
Stop talking.
Please, stop talking.
Oh, how fun!
How fun!
Oh hi, Mrs. Ted!
Did you want to share something?
- [Mrs. Ted's Voice] I sure did.
You know, I like going grocery shopping.
- Jack Prichard.
- [Mrs. Ted's Voice] It's my favorite--
- Jack Prichard.
- I told you to stop talking.
- [Mrs. Ted's Voice] My favorite thing to do
- Jack Prichard.
- [Mrs. Ted's Voice] is pick up some new food to eat
like an apple--
- His name is Jack Prichard!
- Who is named Jack Prichard?
- The jogger I hit today.
(breathing heavily)
- I don't wanna--
- He's been sleeping with Vivian
for the last five years and I--
- What?
Vivian?
- My wife has been cheating on me.
- Are those helicopters for you?
- I don't know.
I don't know, I've been watching him run
every morning at 5:00 a.m.
and I get up, put on my mail outfit,
and I get in the car, and I just watch him.
And then this morning,
- [Mrs. Ted's Voice] Sometimes, something--
- Something just got my eyes and my head and I just hit him.
I hit him and then I backed up and I hit him again.
- Would you stop?
Stop!
- And then I backed up again then I hit him.
- Stop!
- I hit him seven times and I hit him seven times
- Stop saying that--
and I threw him in the back of my truck,
- Why don't you change the channel?
Is Doug still on TV, or Rugrats?
Or Rocco's Modern Life?
Is there anything?
Just change the channel and go to Nickelodeon!
- I killed him because he deserved it!
He deserved to be killed!
- [Mrs. Ted's Voice] So we're going to ask you to get out--
- You just gotta help me!
(panting)
My name is Jack Prichard.
I'm a lawyer!
Somebody hit me seven times!
- Wait, wait--
(crash)
- God!
(yelling)
- Oh my...
Stop!
No stop, stop it!
(grunting)
Please change the channel.
Parents, get your get your kids
to stop watching the channel.
This whole show is just completely over.
We're over.
It's done.
(vomits loudly)
- God!
(happy music)
- Yes!
Yes!
I got him!
Yes!
I love it!
I love murder!
- All right, this is too dark.